Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up
Chapter 253: Distinguish clearly between surname and love
Director Niu looked at Liu Qian, who was wearing a yellow team uniform, standing next to Xia Yifan, who was wearing a shit-green uniform. His brows were furrowed so high that they could almost pinch a fly to death.
He shook his head repeatedly: "What Weiwei said is indeed right. The clothes of the people on the same team are different colors, which is really eye-catching."
Bai Weiwei pursed her lips, looking modest and sensible. She signaled Director Niu with her eyes not to praise him anymore, as he would become shy if she continued to praise him.
Director Niu slapped his thigh and said, "Weiwei is right."
Bai Weiwei became even more humble and shy, but Director Niu's next words struck him like lightning.
"Then you should change your teammates. I've noticed that Yifan cares about Weiwei in every way. You two should be together. You both wear green clothes, so you're a good match."
Bai Qingqian covered her mouth and wished she could go up and present Director Niu with a banner.
Bai Weiwei's face was extremely ugly. Among all the male guests present, Xia Yifan had the lowest utilization value. If he teamed up with him, his exposure would definitely be very low.
Moreover, Bai Qingqian had just given them a plate of green vegetables, reminding them of the fact that they had cheated on each other. Xia Yifan did not dare to have any resentment towards him, but he had resentment towards Xia Yifan, and he was not such a magnanimous woman.
Now they are from different teams but somehow they got a green piece of clothing, which also came with a green hat, and finally they have to team up together. This... this is simply too much.
"Director, these are votes casted with great difficulty by netizens. It might not be a good idea for us to change the team at the last minute," said Bai Weiwei, who looked very considerate of the netizens.
As expected, netizens were all very moved. Their idols cared about them and loved them. Is there anything happier than this?
[Goddess Weiwei, please don't bother us. We are fine. You can do whatever you want. As long as you are happy]
[He really made me cry. Goddess Weiwei is so good. It is totally unfair that someone would criticize such a good woman.]
After hearing what Bai Weiwei said, Director Niu waved his hand and said, "They can vote for their own projects, and I will do mine. I will also do what is convenient for me. Listen to me. I have the final say on my show."
Director Niu said this and glanced at the live broadcast screen, just when a group of comments expressing sympathy for Bai Weiwei passed by.
"Weiwei, look, you don't have to worry about the netizens. They are clamoring for you to do whatever you want and ignore them. Whatever decision you make, they will support you with both hands and feet."
Bai Weiwei also saw those comments. Her face was filled with emotion, but in her heart she wished she could grab the people behind each comment from the screen and throw them to the ground to kill them.
Just like shaking rice, piapiapia three times to the left and three times to the right, then piapiapia three times to the left and three times to the right, until the head is shaken off.
But even so, it is difficult to eliminate the hatred in his heart. Are all the netizens these days stupid?
Netizens agreed, Director Niu agreed, what else could Bai Weiwei do? He could only move step by step to Xia Yifan's side.
The two shit green uniforms finally fit together.
[La la la, my couple is finally together, Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei must be together, the Civil Affairs Bureau will move in for you]
[Goddess Weiwei and Yifan are locked together. I fed the key to the dog. You must be happy.]
The next step was a walk hand in hand. I have to say, the scenery of green water and green mountains was very beautiful.
Especially when I went into the house to eat lunch just now, it rained. After the rain, the sky cleared up. The steps on the mountain path were wet, and the trees on both sides were still dripping with water. Breathing a breath of fresh air was just like breathing a breath of spiritual energy. Living here for a lifetime, breathing such air every day, it would be no different from cultivating immortals. The kind that can be directly ranked among the immortals after death.
After walking a few steps, the staff handed over a green ribbon and tied Bai Weiwei and Xia Yifan's wrists together.
Bai Weiwei wanted to vomit whenever he saw the color green, but this green mountain and clear water was filled with green. Now the staff had brought him a shit green ribbon. He turned his head and saw that other people's ribbons were indeed yellow, pink, red and purple. His face immediately turned green.
Xia Yifan's face was also very green. If no one had reminded him of this cuckold, he could still handle it. But now that he was reminded of it everywhere, he felt a little annoyed with Bai Weiwei.
I wanted to keep as much distance from him as possible, but now the two of us are tied together with a ribbon. Isn't this intentional to disgust him?
This was not the end yet. The staff member came back with a green basket in his hand and stuffed it directly into Xia Yifan's hand.
Xia Yifan was so angry that veins popped up on his forehead. He really wanted to put the green basket on the staff member's head so that he could also taste the feeling of being cuckolded.
"The next task is to pick mushrooms. The task is completed once a basket is full. The faster you pick, the better your ranking.
As for what this ranking means, I will give you a riddle here.”
"A warm reminder, be careful to identify poisonous mushrooms. Poisonous mushrooms will add one minute to the time. In other words, if both teams take half an hour, the team that picked a poisonous mushroom will be given an extra minute, which means it will take 1 minutes, and will be ranked a little lower."
Director Niu held up the little bee and said, "Do you understand?"
Everyone nodded to show that they understood, only Xia Yifan raised his hand: "Director, if we are going to pick mushrooms, then we should pick mushrooms. Why do we have to tie two people together with a ribbon? If one person slips, won't the other person also suffer?"
Hearing what Xia Yifan said, Bai Weiwei felt very embarrassed and blamed Xia Yifan in her heart.
This is a love show, with hands tied together. The other male and female guests all have sweet feelings for each other in their hearts, and they even want to tie their bodies together in a big way so that they will never be separated.
And Xia Yifan actually asked such a stupid question, does he not want to be tied to him? A man who gets away with it and still acts cute, damn it.
Director Niu smiled and said, "It's because the road is slippery after the rain that we tied you two together. This is to give the male colleague a chance to save the beauty. If the female colleague falls, you can serve as a cushion for them. If you fall, you can also serve as a cushion for them. Isn't this giving you two a chance to have intimate contact?"
Xia Yifan had nothing to say. He also knew that the previous question was a bit stupid. After all, a romance variety show requires physical contact. Only with physical contact can it be interesting.
He said, "I'm just worried that if I slip, I might accidentally hurt Weiwei. Even if she falls on me, I don't have much flesh on my body, so I can still stand on my own."
Bai Weiwei was shy and timid, her voice was as soft as a mosquito: "It's okay, Brother Yifan. Weiwei is not afraid of pain. If you accidentally slip, you can use me as a cushion. I'm fine."
"Weiwei, you are so nice." Xia Yifan's eyes were full of affection, but in his heart he thought that Bai Weiwei was just a mouth. If he really used a woman like her as a cushion, wouldn't he be criticized by the whole network? What was his intention? He had no good intention at all.
The affectionate looks between the two of them were simply a carnival for CP fans, who were shouting and their blood was boiling.
[Yifan Geigei and Goddess Weiwei are indeed real. If this is not love, then there is no love in the world]
[Eyes can’t lie. Two people drive with their eyes, each one is more exciting than the other. I really want to see what they look like when they do it on the spot.]
[The guy above, please be a human being. The bitter tea seeds are falling on my head.]
[I raise the banner for Goddess Weiwei and Yifan Geigei, let's see who dares to be their enemy]
[Stop talking about the above. I am about to throw up when I hear this. Can you try something new?]
Bai Weiwei and Xia Yifan went to pick mushrooms hand in hand. This time, it was a game that could be done with hands, and they would not lose again.
Lu Yehan and Bai Qingqian's wrists were tied together with a bright red silk ribbon with a beautiful bow on it.
Although there was a silk ribbon connecting the two people, Lu Yehan and Bai Qingqian still had their fingers intertwined. Lu Yehan was holding a big red basket and shaking it. The two of them did not look like they were picking mushrooms, but rather enjoying the scenery.
Bai Weiwei had already picked a dozen mushrooms. Looking down from above, he finally saw Lu Yehan and Bai Qingqian walking hand in hand by the stream. He saw that their baskets were empty.
Bai Weiwei felt proud. His ranking would definitely be far higher than Bai Qingqian and Lu Yehan in the future. If there were any green vegetables in the food she got, she would definitely give them to Lu Yehan. A vixen-like woman like Bai Qingqian would sooner or later put a hat on him.
Lu Yehan is so smart and rich, he will definitely understand the truth and know how good Bai Weiwei is.
Bai Weiwei's heart was filled with joy as she imagined that Lu Yehan saw Bai Qingqian's true face, abandoned her and turned to Bai Weiwei's arms.
As a result, he slipped and sat down on the muddy ground.
Xia Yifan, who was standing by, watched him sit on the ground without moving. When Bai Weiwei looked over, he looked panicked and guilty: "I'm sorry, Weiwei. I was just looking for mushrooms and didn't notice it. Are you okay?"
He pulled Bai Weiwei up. There was a large wet area on the back of Bai Weiwei's butt, which made his butt look even greener.
What else could Bai Weiwei say? She could only shake her head to indicate that it was okay.
There was a sly flash in Xia Yifan's eyes. He saw Bai Weiwei looking at Lu Yehan with amorous feelings just now.
If he goes to help such a fickle and fickle woman who falls down, is he still a man?
But that kind of anger was only momentary.
Seeing Bai Weiwei fall on her butt and look so pitiful, he still felt soft-hearted.
He didn't know why there was always a force that made him involuntarily pity Bai Weiwei. Perhaps this was true love.
Men can clearly distinguish between love and sex, so why can't Bai Weiwei?
He was just coveting Lu Yehan's body now. Once he slept with Lu Yehan, he would forget about him.
His true love is only him, Xia Yifan.
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