After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

Lu Huaishan held Su Qian'an in his arms and waited until he fell asleep, then he carefully let him go. When he stood up, he saw Su Qian'an with his eyes closed, groping around. When he didn't find anyone, he uttered a few unhappy sounds in his sleep, and his eyelids moved, and it seemed that he was about to wake up.

Lu Huaishan quickly took off his coat and put it on the pillow for him to hold, patting his back and coaxing him in a low voice.

"Go to sleep, don't be afraid, I won't leave."

Su Qian hugged the pillow and stopped muttering. He rubbed his face on his coat and leaned against it quietly, his breathing gradually becoming steady.

Seeing that he showed no sign of waking up, Lu Huaishan let go of his hand, stood up and tiptoed out of the room.

As soon as I got downstairs, I heard some crackling sounds coming from the kitchen, as well as Gu Xuan's cursing.

"Fuck you, brother, do you want to kill your king with salt? I said just a little bit and you threw away the whole bag! You can throw it away, but at least you opened the package!"

Lu Huaishan paused and looked at Xiao Sui who was sitting on the sofa in disbelief.

"He's teaching the zombies how to cook?"

Who gave him the courage to teach others how to cook? It was zombies.

Do you think the food you cooked is not poisonous enough?

"Ah."

Xiao Sui nodded solemnly, and Ji Xi beside him also looked ready to die.

"Brother Lu, after we eat this meal, do we still have a chance to eat the next meal?"

Lu Huaishan thought of Gu Xuan’s cooking skills and fell silent.

A kitchen killer and unconscious zombies covered in poison. If you eat the food they make, will you have a chance to get your next meal?

...It’s hard to say.

Seeing that Lu Huaishan didn't say anything, the expression on Ji Xi's face changed from dying to dead. He clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and prayed.

The kitchen is about to burn down.

Lu Huaishan glanced at the smoky kitchen. Gu Xuan was surrounded by several zombies with special powers. Jiang Nan was cooking the food in the pot under his guidance. The other zombies were also watching seriously and couldn't help but twitch their lips.

It is true that if one dares to teach, five dare to learn.

Do they want to poison Su Qian and then inherit his throne?

With a loud "bang", no one knew what they were doing, but the whole pot caught fire, and all of a sudden the five people in the kitchen became flustered.

"Fuck, sis, are you trying to burn us?"

"Ho ho ho."

"Wait, don't use fire! Even wind won't work! Ah, where's my pot lid? Sister, it's the pot lid, not the iron plate! Forget it, where's the water? Thank you, ice cubes will do."

"Ho ho ho."

"No, brother, use your powers to melt the ice!"

"Ho ho ho."

……

Ji Xi was dumbfounded outside. He looked at his hands, then looked at the busy kitchen. He swallowed, put his hands down guiltily and hid them behind his back.

Gu Xuan didn't know that Ji Xi thought his curse had worked, and was directing Sui Yi to melt the ice. After finally putting out the fire, he sighed and pointed at the zombies beside him and said.

"You are truly the worst people I have ever taught!"

After saying that, he caught a glimpse of Lu Huaishan out of the corner of his eye and shouted out as if he had seen a savior.

"Brother Lu, Brother Lu! Help, come and help me."

"If we can't save him, let's burn him to death. Burning him to ashes will save us the trouble of burying him."

Lu Huaishan took the ice and towel given by Xiao Sui, looked at the messy kitchen and the dusty Gu Xuan, the veins on his temple twitched, he rejected him coldly, walked upstairs, leaving Gu Xuan wailing there.

"No! Brother Lu, Dad, don't go."

Lu Huaishan ignored him and spoke as he walked upstairs.

"You'll have ten minutes to restore the kitchen to its original state."

Gu Xuan ran to the stairs, grabbed the handrail and looked at Lu Huaishan pleadingly, trying to buy himself some time.

"Ah! Just ten minutes? Brother Lu..."

Lu Huaishan continued to walk up, without looking back, and said, "You think it's too long? Then five minutes. I'll come down to check in five minutes."

"Don't worry, just ten minutes. Brother Lu, don't be anxious. Spend more time with your sister-in-law."

Just as Lu Huaishan reached the door of the room, he was pounced upon by Su Qian'an, who had woken up at some point. He subconsciously caught him, but before he could say anything, he felt a sharp pain in his neck. He helplessly turned his head to the other side so that he could bite more comfortably.

"No, baby, where did you learn that? You bite people when you wake up?"

Su Qian wrapped her legs around his waist, grabbed his shoulders, bit his neck in dissatisfaction, grinding her two rows of teeth on it.

"Well, you liar, you big bad guy, I'll bite you!"

Lu Huaishan carried him into the room, sat on the bed, put the things in his hand on the bedside table, patted his side and explained.

"Did Gu Xuan show you some messed up movie again? Don't learn everything. I just went to get you some ice. I wasn't lying to you. Look, I'll be back soon, right? Be good and let go."

Hearing him say this, Su Qian hummed and bit a little less hard, but still did not let go. He rubbed his teeth with the meat in his mouth and muttered incoherently.

"You said you wouldn't leave, but you left to get the ice cubes, you liar, huh!"

Feeling the hot and wet touch on his neck, Lu Huaishan's eyes darkened, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, he pinched his waist, heard a cry in his ear, took the opportunity to rescue his neck from his mouth, pinched his chin, made him look at him, a low chuckle escaped from his throat.

"Okay, I'm a liar, I was wrong. If you're angry and want to punish me, don't bite there. The flesh is hard. Bite somewhere else."

"Change a place?"

Seeing his puzzled look, Lu Huaishan's eyes flashed with a smile. He put his forehead against his and spoke in a coaxing voice.

"Yes, come here, I'll teach you."

They were very close, their breaths intertwined. Su Qian inexplicably felt a little dangerous, but couldn't put it into words. He subconsciously moved closer, pressed his body against his, and asked in confusion.

"What... um..."

Before she could finish her words, Lu Huaishan blocked her mouth. The sudden kiss was like a rainstorm, catching her off guard.

An ambiguous sound of water splashing could be heard in the room.

Lu Huaishan had clasped one hand on the back of his head at some point, and with the other hand he held his waist, pressing tightly against him. The kiss went from shallow to deep, domineeringly invading his entire mouth, lips and teeth entwined.

Su Qian was kissed so hard that he couldn't breathe. His mind went blank. He put his hands on his chest and pushed weakly. His numb lips were loosened and he got a little breathing space.

Her rosy lips were caressed by Lu Huaishan's fingertips, and her ears were filled with his hoarse voice.

"Baby, close your eyes when we kiss."

Without waiting for an answer, Lu Huaishan kissed her again, this time much more gently than before. Su Qian'an grabbed his clothes and closed his eyes obediently.

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