Siheyuan: I am Jia Dongxu's cousin

After Zhang Weiguo left, the third uncle continued to wait at the door.

The third uncle's idea at this time was to invite as many neighbors as possible so that he could receive more betrothal gifts.

Just then, Sha Zhu was going home from get off work, and the third uncle quickly stepped forward and said, "Sha Zhu, wait a moment."

"Uncle, do you have something to talk to me about?" Sha Zhu asked the uncle who was blocking his way.

"Doesn't this mean we're getting married on the 15th of this month? Can you give me a thumbs up when the time comes?"

"Yan Jiecheng, getting married this month?"

Maybe Shazhu was thinking of his "Yanmei" again, and he stood there in a daze without saying anything.

The third uncle looked at the stunned Sha Zhu, waved his hand in front of him and shouted:

"Silly pillar, silly pillar."

Sha Zhu, who had recovered, said, "I understand, Third Uncle."

Looking at Sha Zhu's slightly depressed figure, the third uncle said to himself: "This Sha Zhu, he is not still thinking about that female foreign student, is he?"

Before, the subdistrict office had come to the courtyard and specifically explained Xia Yan’s identity as a spy, and used Sha Zhu as an example to remind neighbors to be careful of “special scams”.

Next, the third uncle gave the invitations to the first uncle, the second uncle and others before returning home.

At the dinner table, the third uncle divided the peanuts in front of him and said:

"These are the peanuts left over from Chinese New Year. Let's share them now."

"Solve 10, liberate 10, clear 10, and watch 10. The remaining will be for me and my boss."

"Okay, let's eat." The third uncle said after distributing the peanuts.

Before traveling through time, Zhang Weiguo actually had a pretty good impression of the Third Uncle. This was mainly because he had seen too many videos of parents favoring their younger sons, or their older sons.

Although the Third Uncle lost all his family affection because of his scheming, he definitely did a good job in treating everyone equally.

Zhang Weiguo's home.

"Ezi, on the 15th of this month, Third Uncle's Yan Jiecheng is getting married. I'll take you to see him later."

"Yan Jiecheng?"

When Lou Xiao'e heard Zhang Weiguo's words, an image of a thin man who looked like a bamboo pole emerged in her mind.

But he still replied, “Okay.”

After dinner, Zhang Weiguo rinsed the dishes and went to Sha Zhu's house.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw Sha Zhu holding a bottle of wine and drinking.

When he saw Zhang Weiguo coming in, he said, "Weiguo, come and have a drink with me."

"Silly Zhu, you..."

Zhang Weiguo originally wanted to say, "Are you thinking about your "Yan Mei" again?", but when he thought of Sha Zhu's possible reaction, he didn't say it out loud.

"Weiguo, you're going to have a child soon. Yan Jiecheng is also getting married now." Sha Zhu poured himself another glass of wine and said, "It would be great if 'Yan Mei' wasn't an enemy spy."

Zhang Weiguo didn't know how to persuade him, so he could only drink a few glasses with Sha Zhu.

Just when Sha Zhu was calling his sister Yan, at the Third Uncle's house, Yan Jiecheng and the Third Uncle started arguing.

"No, Dad. When your son gets married, you should serve cabbage to the guests." Yan Jiecheng said as he listened to the dish that the third uncle was going to let Sha Zhu cook.

"What cabbage? Didn't Dad prepare a pound of meat for us?"

"Also, when the time comes, Dad will go to Shichahai to catch some fish for us, so we will have another delicious dish."

Yan Jiecheng was a little bit embarrassed and said, "Dad, don't you see how many people you invited? A pound of meat is only enough to fill the gap between each person's teeth."

"How can you talk to your dad like that? You can fill the gaps between your teeth with meat." Aunt Three said on the side.

"But?"

Yan Jiecheng still wanted to fight for it, but the next words from the third uncle made him speechless.

"If you want more dishes, you have to pay for it yourself."

The next day, early morning.

"Uncle, are you going fishing?" Zhang Weiguo, who had just finished washing up, said to the uncle who was holding a fishing rod.

"Well, this is the antidote to marriage, I'm going to go catch some fish and give you some extra dishes."

"Then wait for Uncle Three's big fish."

"Well, don't worry. Uncle Sanye will definitely let you eat the big fish when the time comes."

The third uncle suddenly thought of something and said, "Weiguo, can I borrow your bicycle for Jie Cheng's wedding?"

"What's the big deal? Just get angry when the time comes."

"That's great." Hearing Zhang Weiguo's agreement, the third uncle was immediately delighted, feeling that he had gotten an advantage again.

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On May 15th.

"Shazhu, I give you the meat. And these few fish." The third uncle put a pound of pork and a few small fish he had caught a few days ago on the place where Shazhu was cooking.

Sha Zhu looked at the things in front of him and said with some disdain: "Third Uncle, you are too stingy. Your son got married and you gave him cabbage stew."

"Look at what you said. Didn't I just give you a pound of meat? And this fish is also a hard dish."

Hearing the Third Master's rebuttal, Sha Zhu was speechless. He immediately said:

"Uncle, you are so shameless. Look at this pile of cabbage. It must weigh 50 kilograms. And this fish. I have never seen a smaller one."

Seeing Sha Zhu's rebuttal, the third uncle said nothing and directly said, "Sha Zhu, this meal is left to you."

After saying this, the uncle quickly turned around and left.

In the afternoon, after everyone got off work, the third uncle quickly took out the table and prepared to collect the gift money from everyone.

At this time, Zhang Weiguo, who had returned home first, looked at the expectant look on the third uncle's face, took out two yuan from his pocket, handed it to the third uncle, and said:

"Uncle, this is my gift money."

The third uncle quickly took the money and said with a smile: "Weiguo, come in and sit down."

After a while, everyone in the yard came.

"Uncle, 5 yuan."

"Uncle, 5 yuan."

"Xu Damao, two yuan."

"Wang Mazi, two yuan."

As everyone gave the gift money to the third uncle, Yan Jiecheng also took the bride, Yu Li, back.

At this time, Sha Zhu, who had just finished cooking, happened to see Yu Li's expression. He felt like he had been hit hard.

"God is so unfair! How could Yan Jie Chengdu find such a beautiful wife?" Sha Zhu shouted in his heart.

At this time, everyone sitting at the dinner table also said:

"Oh my god, Yan Jiecheng found such a pretty wife."

"Tsk tsk, this bear, this big ass."

"Yeah, look at that big butt, it's easy to have children."

While everyone was chatting animatedly, the third uncle started to have the dishes served.

After waiting for a long time, everyone looked at a pot of "cabbage stew" and a plate of "fried small fish" on the table.

Someone said, "Uncle, please serve the main course quickly."

"It's finished." The third uncle took a bite of cabbage and said, "This pork and cabbage stew is delicious."

Everyone looked at the dishes in front of them and the way Third Uncle enjoyed himself while eating the cabbage, and thought to themselves, "This... Third Uncle is a little too stingy. If I had known, I wouldn't have given so much gift money."