Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

"Of course I want to marry Xiaoqin, but you must give me these three hundred yuan. This is what I think. I am willing to give her another 100 yuan. I will use the remaining 200 yuan to buy a bicycle, and use the remaining one hundred yuan to let my father-in-law put on a play. When my father-in-law comes over this weekend, he will say that the engagement is done and the betrothal gift has been received. Now the girl is a member of our He family, and you can send her to me. You can do whatever you want with her. I can't get away from it. I won't let the girl and the old man enter the house. Once Xiaoqin enters the house, she won't leave..." Do you think this will work?

"It's OK, but it's difficult. Your father-in-law won't have to worry about his reputation anymore. People in the surrounding area will know that girls are being sent to your bed. Your father-in-law will be criticized. Besides, Xiaoqin will lose face too. How will she live in the future..."

"How do you think it's appropriate to divide it?"

"5, 5, I don't think Xiaoqin will have any objection to this. You've been saving for a bicycle for two months. You just got married and need to buy everything. You should keep some money in your hand."

Sha Zhu curled his lips. This price was already sky-high. He thought about Xiao Qin's beautiful face and said, "Deal."

Seeing Sha Zhu biting his back teeth, Li Shan quickly comforted him, "Don't worry, it's absolutely worth the money. Xiaoqin is a very capable girl and everyone in the surrounding area says she's very capable. You've made a fortune."

"Besides, I'm helping you. I haven't taken your money yet. We can divide it up. 6 yuan for the betrothal gift and 60 yuan for the old-age care. You're just a girl, so you don't need old-age care."

"Then give you 20 yuan for this matter, and then take out 100 yuan and say that Xiaoqin is worried about her parents' retirement and forced you to take it out. This way, you don't have to worry about anything in the future, and you don't have to worry about any poor relatives coming to visit."

"You are putting me in an unkind and unjust position. What's wrong with my relatives being poor? Here is 150 yuan. Give it to you. That's not right. How come you haven't told me how to get out of the remaining yuan?"

"The middlemen make a profit from the price difference."

Sha Zhu looked at Li Shan, who had a loyal face, and felt that his Taoism skills were still not high enough.

Sha Zhu went to the street in the afternoon and bought half a pound of candy on the way. This stuff is very expensive and you still need a certificate. You can do it without candy, but the more gifts, the less blame. Sha Zhu still remembers the first time he deduced three people who didn't understand the ways of the world.

After entering the street office, say hello to the security guard first. These uncles are from the battlefield, and they are all young and strong. There are no old people among them. The old people all died on the way to charge. Most of those who survived are those who can't continue to fight on the battlefield. If you offend the street director, at most you will be in trouble, but if you offend these uncles, they will beat the shit out of you. If you don't believe me, try it.

Even though he lost an arm, he is still sitting upright and can pick up the gun on the table at any time. You can rest assured that the safety is definitely not off.

I asked respectfully, asked for a certificate, and asked who to go to for marriage, and left after getting the answer.

If you stay with this kind of veteran for a long time, you will definitely feel ashamed of yourself. That kind of red belief will make you lose all your conspiracies and tricks.

He found the street director Liu Mei, told her that he was going to get married and wanted a certificate, and put the candy on the table.

"Please enjoy the wedding candy, Director Liu."

"Why are you so polite?"

"Isn't this just to let everyone share in the good luck?"

"You kid, this is the first marriage in your courtyard. You've set a good example. Now the country encourages marriage and having more children. You must respond to the national policy and give birth to two big fat boys in three years."

"Thank you, Director Liu. We will definitely keep up with the country's pace. The country encourages people to have more children, so I will have to work overtime tonight."

"Boy, you are here to report your achievements to me. When you really give birth to two children in three years, I will go to your compound to report your achievements to you."

"Thank you, Director Liu. I have a small matter to trouble you. Please... "

"The people's small matters are often not small. We treat the people's small matters as big matters. Tell me, what are your difficulties?"

"Hey, didn't my boyfriend ask me to come and get this certificate yesterday? He said he had chosen a date, but I was busy yesterday and forgot about it. Can you please raise your hand?"

"Comrade He Yuzhu, the letter of certification is a fair and impartial certification issued by the street office. How could they possibly falsify it for you? Please go back. I can't help you with this matter. I have a meeting, so I'll go there first."

Sha Zhu watched Director Liu just leave like that, feeling a little ashamed and annoyed after being scolded. He turned around and looked at the letter of introduction. Everything had been filled in, except the date. To be precise, only the date was not filled in. This thing had not been filed. If he took it away and filled in the date, wouldn't it be from that day?

Sha Zhu looked at the thin piece of paper and sighed, I still have to learn.

Sha Zhu was thinking while walking towards the courtyard. When passing a corner, a man also turned out from the corner. The moment Sha Zhu was on the block, he used the sticking skills in wrestling. He originally planned not to hurt the other person, but the other person instantly put his hands on his waist, and seemed to come to his senses and put his hands down. Sha Zhu practiced wrestling and paid special attention to where the other person's hands were on his body. Sha Zhu's hair stood up instantly and he rushed forward, just like a person who wants to carry a carrying pole and hug it forward with both hands. It took only a little more than 1 second. The other person did not expect that Sha Zhu was going to hold him, and it was too late when he reacted. He was held by the wrestler, and everyone knew what the next step would be.

Sha Zhu looked at the person who had fallen unconscious, took a few deep breaths, and then reached for the other person's waist, and found a gun.

What I felt just now was not wrong. The opponent was full of murderous intent at that moment. Although his momentum was much weaker than that of the old man just now, killing a person should be like playing. It was just that I didn't know my way around just now. I must have been used to touching the gun just now, but now I should have touched the knife after realizing it.

"Damn it, the right time and right place are all on my side." If he hadn't hesitated for a moment just now, I would have been dead. This grandson's kung fu is definitely better than mine. I got a fat sheep."

Where to send him is also a problem...

"Uncle, please come quickly, it's terrible, there are spies who want to kill people."

The old man flew out of the window within 2 seconds of leaving the door, with the gun still in his hand. Sha Zhu was stunned by the scene.

"Tell me quickly where the spy is, don't just stand there."

"This is what I'm carrying." Sha Zhu threw the kid to the ground with a plop. The old man looked at the man whose shoelaces and belt had been untied and whose hands and feet were tied behind his back.

Looking at the person whose pants fell down because his belt was untied and tied around his feet, I couldn't help but say, "He's so damn small."

"What's going on? Tell me."

"Can Director Liu come over and talk together? We don't have to say it several times."