Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life
Chapter 80: Lottery Prank Skill Obtained
Even though Shazhu seems to be very powerful at ordinary times, he is just a fool when facing life and death.
Just when his legs were about to tremble, a voice sounded, preserving his remaining dignity. "Hong Guan, what are you doing? Do you dare to hit someone in the yard?"
Hong Guan turned his head and saw that it was the hypocrite Yi Zhonghai, standing less than two meters away from him with a sanctimonious look on his face.
"I say, Yi Zhonghai, if your eyes are useless, donate them to others. Are you looking at people with your ass eyes? When did I ever touch Sha Zhu?"
"Then why are you so close to the silly pillar?"
"Fuck, are you fucking mentally ill? I can be as close to you as I want. Who the fuck are you? Why should you care about me?"
Yi Zhonghai's face turned red after being criticized by Hong Guan. He really didn't expect that Hong Guan would not even put in any superficial effort and just turn against him in public.
"Humph, I am the master of this courtyard!"
"Wow, that's awesome! I'm so scared. Do you want me to announce it to everyone? You know you're a big shot, but you know what this position is for better than me. Your butt is crooked, so just keep your tail between your legs and don't embarrass yourself!"
"You are so outrageous! You always destroy the unity in the courtyard. I will kick you out of the courtyard!" Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his chest kept heaving up and down, and he was panting like a bellows!
Hong Guan imitated Yi Zhonghai, and they both panted together, which made Yi Zhonghai so angry that his breathing became even faster.
"Wow, you're panting so hard, I'm so scared. You're not going to lie on the ground and blackmail me, are you? Then I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. There are so many people watching in the yard. Even if you fall into the toilet and choke to death, you can't blame me.
You want to drive me out of this courtyard? What a great power you have. Fine, I'll wait for you. If you don't dare to do it, you're a grandson. I want to see who dares to be in the same boat with you and attack me. Do you think the sign on my door is fake?"
Yi Zhonghai's breathing slowly calmed down, but he still stared at Hong Guan with red eyes, "Just wait, this matter is not over yet!"
Hong Guan sneered, walked to Yi Zhonghai, and whispered in his ear, "You've thought it over, but I still don't agree. Don't think that being a level 7 fitter is awesome.
Be careful when you and Shazhu walk on the street at night, don't get robbed or beaten to death. There are so many people who are hungry now, and many of them take risks. Especially when you go to Pigeon City, you must keep an eye on your back!"
After saying that, he smiled, patted Yi Zhonghai on the shoulder, and pushed his bicycle back to the central courtyard.
Hong Guan really had the intention to kill just now, because he felt something different from Yi Zhonghai. It might be that Yi Zhonghai was really related to Lao Jia's death.
In other words, this old guy might have really killed someone, not just Old Jia.
If you don't worry about thieves stealing, you should worry about thieves thinking about it. Even the wisest man can make mistakes. It is the best way to strike first. However, the Siheyuan world is the main world. If you want to take action, you really have to calculate it carefully.
As soon as he entered the room and turned on the light, he saw He Yushui sitting alone at the table, staring at Hong Guan, which scared him.
"Why don't you turn on the light?"
"Brother Guan, why did you come back so late? Were you happy meeting Lou Xiao'e today? When are you getting married?"
Hearing He Yushui's irrelevant answer, Hong Guan smiled. This little girl, although young, is very jealous.
He turned around to close the door, took out two lunch boxes from his bag and put them on the table. Amid He Yushui's exclamation, he picked her up, put her on his lap, and gave her a deep kiss.
"Are you satisfied now?"
He Yushui leaned on Hong Guan's chest, breathing rapidly, her little face flushed, unable to utter a word.
"I'm glad you're satisfied. I'm hungry, so I brought back two roast ducks. Go heat up the steamed buns, and we'll have roast duck tonight!"
He Yushui rubbed Hong Guan's chest twice like a kitten, then stood up, gave Hong Guan a coquettish look, and went to the kitchen to heat up steamed buns.
In the dead of night, Hong Guan played three games in the jungle manor, opened the system and took a look. Today he had humiliated Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai, and his emotional level exploded again.
The camp of the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, the aunt, and Sha Zhu is the largest. The other supporting characters all provide emotional values of gloating, although not as much as theirs, but they have more people, which can be regarded as a great harvest.
Seeing that the emotional value available for lottery has reached 510,000, I directly did 30 consecutive draws. In addition to a large number of daily necessities, the attributes are also very powerful, with three points of strength, seven points of agility, which is a shortcoming, and four points each for endurance and spirit.
The rest are a few interesting skills. They look nonsensical, but when they are really used, they are really powerful weapons!
Sneeze Curse: Consume mental energy and silently recite the opponent's name to make him sneeze continuously.
One centimeter off the ground: The body is one centimeter off the ground and can be opened actively.
Fatal Thousand Year Kill: consumes a certain amount of physical strength to use the Thousand Year Kill which is sure to hit the target. During use, you will be invincible.
Teleaccess: Any object or creature within ten meters can be accessed remotely as long as you can lift it.
The most interesting skill here is definitely one centimeter off the ground. Generally, you can't find it at all when you are not paying attention, but if you use it well, you will not fall to death no matter what time, and walking on water is child's play.
If it is combined with the Thousand Year Kill, the speed will be simply brutal. Then, if a mace is made, anyone who is hit by the Thousand Year Kill will be fatal!
The last thing is telekinesis. I can pick up things or creatures within ten meters. My strength is about to break thirty points, which is six times the human limit. The operability is so strong that a military truck can be picked up!
Properties panel
Strength: 28 (Adult 5)
Min: 20 (Adult 5)
Endurance: 35 (Adult 5)
God: 20 (Adult 5)
Equipment: Goblin's copper ring * 10 not worn, Hundred Beasts Sword not equipped
Talents: Iron Man (fake), Electromagnetic Control Level 1
Bloodline: Zaun Bloodline Level 3
General skills: Traditional Chinese Medicine Level 3, Western Medicine Level 1, Calligraphy Level 1, Shooting Level 3, Cooking Level 3, Wing Chun Level 1, Bajiquan Level 2
Special skills: Bomber Level 2, Naughty Child's Whip Kick, Blue Cat's Naughty Kick, Let's Dance, Tiger Roar, Yang Jiaoshou's Kiss, BGM, Explode Gold Coins, Old Bitch, Corrosion, Pain, Sneeze Curse, One Centimeter Off the Ground, Desperate Thousand Years of Killing, Teleaccess
Comprehensive evaluation: You are invincible in the ordinary world.
If you use ten goblin rings and the Hundred Beasts Sword, your attributes can have a big explosion. Even if you travel to the world of martial arts, as long as you are not in the middle martial arts world or above, you will be invincible!
After entering November, the weather became colder and colder. I covered myself with the quilt and fell asleep quickly.
When I got up early in the morning to fetch water, I saw Qin Huairu squatting beside the faucet, with her butt sticking out, washing clothes. I was a little speechless. It was indeed difficult to get coal tickets, but there was no need to do it so early in the morning. I could just wash clothes outside.
It seems that Qin Huairu already has the potential to be a white lotus at this time, and knows how to play the victim in front of everyone.
At this time, Sha Zhu also came to fetch water. Seeing Qin Huairu's hands were frozen red, he came over with a dog-licking smile and said, "Sister Qin, you are too hard-working. You come out to wash clothes early in the morning with such cold water. Brother Dongxu really doesn't know how to care for people!"
The faucet was in the middle of the courtyard. Qin Huairu didn't even need to speak. Jia Zhang came out of the Jia family and started to scold, "Silly Zhu, you are such a conscienceless thing. You are still Sister Qin. You should call her Sister-in-law of the Jia family.
You come out to flirt so early in the morning, you deserve to never find a wife and be left with nothing!"
As soon as the word "extinct" came out, Yi Zhonghai, who had just come out of his house, coughed. Hong Guan also spoke at the right time, "What's the matter? Do you have a cold? Then go see a doctor as soon as possible to avoid delaying the production of the factory!"
Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly, "Zhu Zi, why are you still standing here? Are you trying to annoy others? Some people just don't know how to appreciate kindness!"
Jia Zhang glanced at Yi Zhonghai but didn't say anything malicious. "Qin Huairu, have you finished washing? Hurry up, the steamed cornbread is ready. Dongxu has to go to work after dinner!"
Qin Huairu responded and stood up with the large basin. Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu stared at Qin Huairu's large millstone for a few seconds and then walked to the front yard together.
Hong Guan chuckled. Yi Zhonghai went to the front yard, probably to go to the toilet. It was a good opportunity for him to try out his skills!
He took out a stink bomb that smelled like canned herring, charged it a little, and with a wave of his hand, it appeared in Yi Zhonghai's pocket. He waited until Yi Zhonghai disappeared into the Moon Gate and decisively chose to detonate it.
When I returned to the house and took a look at the system, I found that my emotion value had risen again. It seemed that this skill could be developed!
When we arrived at the medical department, we could still see some dried blood on the ground, but it was no big deal. However, the medical department suddenly felt even more deserted because there were two fewer people.
Not long after they sat down, four nurses arrived. Except for Sister Sun, the other three nurses gathered together, talking about something. They looked at Hong Guan from time to time with a hint of fear in their eyes.
He probably heard about what happened that night from somewhere. He was a little uncomfortable with having a murderer around him. After all, war had been far away from Beijing for a long time.
After taking five painkillers, I felt a little bored sitting there, so I remembered the sneeze curse and decided to give it a try. I silently recited Shazhu's name in my mind and felt that my mental strength was reduced by one twentieth.
At the same time, in the cafeteria, Sha Zhu was sitting on a chair, watching the people in the cafeteria busy washing and cutting vegetables. He was holding a large teacup with a bit of comfort, and just as he was about to take a sip, he couldn't help sneezing, and he sneezed for more than ten times before stopping.
Some water from the big teacup accidentally splashed out and landed on Sha Zhu's thighs. Although his clothes were thicker, he still cried out in pain from the heat.
Everyone in the cafeteria looked over and saw that Sha Zhu had scalded himself again, but unfortunately it didn't hit any vital parts, so they were a little disappointed.
It was a day of doing nothing. When I got off work in the evening, I followed the crowd out of the factory and saw Liu Lan walking alone. It must be Li Fugui who supported her and got her a lighter job. She looked much better.
After exchanging glances, Liu Lan nodded, and Hong Guan passed by her. They rode to a place where there were not many people in front, and after waiting for a while, Liu Lan came over, naturally sat on the back seat of the bike, and hugged Hong Guan's waist!
"You're not that tired from work these past two days, are you?"
"Well, that day Deputy Director Li came to inspect the sanitation team and criticized the team leader. He also said a few words to me, and they didn't dare to embarrass me anymore. Later, the team leader was transferred to clean the toilets."
"That's good. Your transfer to the Medical Department is already in progress. When I become the deputy director, you will be able to be transferred here soon. Don't worry!"
"I'm not in a hurry. They are the ones rushing to do all the work now, so I'm not that tired anymore. I heard a little about what happened a few days ago. I wanted to ask if you were okay, but I never got the chance."
Patting Liu Lan's hand on her waist, she said, "Don't worry, it's just a small matter, it won't be difficult for me. How is your man's business going?"
Liu Lan was silent for a moment before speaking, "He really participated in the robbery. Those five people didn't frame him. He confessed to the crime himself when he arrived at the police station. It is said that he also attacked a woman. They all acted together."
Hong Guan was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect Liu Lan's man to be so courageous. "What did the police say?"
"My parents-in-law came to my house once, took some clothes and bedding to the police station, and came back with sad faces. I don't think the outcome will be good. Even if they don't get shot, they may have to drink porridge for more than ten years!"
Hong Guan rode the bike with one hand, and with the other hand, he stroked the back of Liu Lan's hand. "That's perfect. It's convenient for us. In a few days, the small courtyard I bought can be transferred to the owner, and it will be convenient for us."
Hong Guan didn't notice that when Liu Lan said this, her face had already turned red. Although she had prepared herself mentally, she was still very shy when the day really came.
When they arrived at the outskirts of Beijing, he saw that there was no one around, so he pulled Liu Lan into his arms and kissed her for a while. Only when he saw that Liu Lan's lips were a little swollen did he let her go!
I rode my bike back to the courtyard, and just as I reached the door, I saw Sun Xiuying getting off a 26mm women's bicycle. The Xu family now has a 28mm bicycle and a 26mm women's bicycle. They are definitely a well-off family!
"Xiuying, wait for me!"
Sun Xiuying stopped when she heard Hong Guan calling her. Hong Guan walked to her side, took out three wax pills and put them in her hand. "Take one pill a week. Don't use more than that, otherwise it will harm your body!"
Sun Xiuying's face lit up, "Thank you, Brother Guan, I understand!"
The two of them walked to the front yard together. Just as they greeted Yan Bugui, they saw Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu. They pushed the door open and came out of Sha Zhu's room. When they saw Hong Guan, Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly.
Can this be tolerated? He decisively used the sneeze curse, and Yi Zhonghai immediately began to sneeze continuously, and he sneezed more than ten times in a row before stopping, and his nose was full of snot!
He sneered at Yi Zhonghai and said, "You still want to fight me? I'll make you sneeze twenty times in a row. I guess you'll have to take a leave of absence from work tomorrow."
After returning home, he took out a lunch box and gave it to He Yushui. He sat alone in the small room waiting with a sly smile on his face. He wondered if the deaf old lady could handle it with her body!
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