Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Hong Guan's eyes turned and he smiled strangely, "Master, our sect has so few people. Are you trying to avoid disaster?"

Laozi laughed and stroked his beard. "Who am I? I am the Lord of Dao and Morality, the head of the Human Sect. Xuandu and you are both Golden Immortals. The three of them are boys who make pills. The rest is a green ox.

What's going on? There are over ten thousand people in the Jie Religion, and there are also quite a few people in the Chen Religion and the Western Religion. They still want people to let their disciples suffer from calamity. I think they don't want to live anymore.

When they come, they will ask the crutch in my hand whether it agrees or not."

"Yes, Master is mighty." Hong Guan was already laughing in his heart. It was not that the disciple had not fallen into the calamity, but the problem was that you took action yourself. Later, you were forced to take the Meteorite Pill, so you could not take action casually.

One of the Three Corpses became Taishang Laojun, and so many elixirs were stolen from him during Journey to the West. Then the purple gold gourd containing the elixirs was stolen, the jade bottle containing water was stolen, and his belt was also stolen.

Afterwards, the mount went down to the mortal world and became a monster, the boy went down to the mortal world and became a small monster, and the entire Tushita Palace, from top to bottom, was doomed. It was unprecedented.

Thinking of this, I looked at the blue cow in the corner. If this old cow was slaughtered, the beef would definitely be chewy, right?

The sleeping green ox inexplicably felt a little cold, and its huge body curled up into a ball.

I noticed Hong Guan's look and raised my hand to knock him. "Don't try to take my mount, or I'll beat you up."

Hong Guan scratched his head and laughed, "Master, what are you talking about? It is also a part of Bajing Palace. We are all family. This is the large mosquito coils and nuts I brought back. Master, please try them."

"Oh? How do I make this thing?"

After a brief introduction, I held a large mosquito coil in my hand, chewed a nut, and looked extremely happy.

"You're a good kid. Get me a hundred boxes of this stuff. If you get into trouble outside, just tell me my name."

Why does this feel a bit like Liang Kun? It turns out you are this kind of moral master.

Hong Guan didn't hide it either. There were so many leaves of Jianmu that I could pick ten at the same time. The same goes for Langzi!

Bai Qian woke up when she heard the voice, walked to Hong Guan and bowed, "Master, you are back."

Looking at Bai Qian in front of him, Hong Guan's evil taste also came out. If Bai Qian, dressed in white and with a Taoist bun, were to eat nuts and smoke large mosquito coils, the scene would definitely be very exciting!

He picked up a large mosquito coil and handed it over. "Try it. I got some new stuff!"

"You kid, don't teach your apprentice bad things. Bai Qian has a good understanding and her future achievements are limitless. You haven't been back for a long time, come and play chess with me."

"Okay Master."

While the two were playing chess, Bai Qian lit up a large mosquito coil and took a puff. She immediately felt her ears and eyes clear. After smoking the whole stick, she couldn't help but sit cross-legged with her five hearts facing the sky and entered into enlightenment.

Hong Guan's eyelids twitched. How could this be possible? This was too exaggerated!

The chess pieces in his hand kept falling. When the number reached 130, Hong Guan's speed slowed down. Finally, he could not make any more moves after the number reached 150.

Hong Guan sighed, "Master, I lost!"

Laozi laughed and said, "Not bad, very good. Your progress is beyond my expectation."

Just as the two were talking, a green arrow shot through the ground and pierced into Hong Guan's foot!

"Shit!" Hong Guan jumped up. He was just one step away from becoming an indestructible golden body. What the hell was that thing that could easily shoot through his feet?

Seeing Hong Guan's confused face, Laozi laughed even more happily. "The tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop. It seems that it is not easy for you to stay in Bajing Palace peacefully. Why don't you go down to the world to have a look?"

Hong Guan pulled out the arrow and held it in his hand to examine it. The arrow was emerald green with mysterious patterns on it. On the tip of the arrow were the two characters "Zhen Tian" engraved in seal script.

When Hong Guan saw these two words, he understood that this was the Zhentian Arrow that was matched with the Xuanyuan Bow, which was considered to be the most powerful among the acquired spiritual treasures.

It was originally created by Huangdi to deal with Chiyou. I had seen it at that time.

It seems that the Conferred God Tribulation has not yet reached the middle stage. Shen Gongbao is not here to seek help from the Jiejiao people, but just to build relationships?

Shen Gongbao: I don’t understand either. I just wanted to say hello, but I was beaten up. I was also confused.

So this arrow was shot by the naughty kid Li Goudan, bah, Li Nezha?

"Master, if I go down to the mortal world to settle accounts with someone, I won't get involved in a catastrophe, right?"

"Don't worry, even if you get involved, I can protect you. With your level of cultivation, how many people can do anything to you?"

Hong Guan nodded. It seemed that Laozi also wanted to go out for a walk by himself. Was he dissatisfied with the Chan Sect or the Western Sect?

"Disciple knows. I will play chess with Master another day."

Just as he was about to leave, he was caught by the whisk. "You can go, but leave your things behind!"

When Hong Guan left Bajing Palace, he still had a depressed look on his face. There was something wrong with this old man. He felt more like a gangster.

They flew all the way to Chentang Pass, and before Hong Guan landed, they saw Li Jing and Yin Sanniang flying out of Chentang Pass.

"Who is here, Immortal? I am Li Jing, the guard of Chentang Pass, and I am here with my wife Yin Sanniang to pay my respects to you."

Looking at the two of them with great interest, Li Jing's appearance gave people a feeling of being heartless and ungrateful, while Yin Sanniang had a face that looked like a kind mother, and a little bitter.

He raised his hand and took out the Heaven-shaking Arrow, and threw it to Li Jing, "Whoever shot the arrow, hand him over."

Yin Sanniang said anxiously, "Master, is there any misunderstanding? This is a Heaven-shaking Arrow, and it needs a Xuanyuan Bow to be fired. No one in our Chentang Pass can pull the Xuanyuan Bow."

"Whether someone can pull it open is not up to you. Take me to see the Xuanyuan Bow and the Sky-shaking Arrow. I remember that Huangdi originally forged three Sky-shaking Arrows. Just see if they are still there."

Li Jing said with some embarrassment, "Master, this may be a little inconvenient."

"Inconvenient? Are you going to protect the person who shot the arrow? Look at my foot. An arrow broke my golden body of merit. Do you know how much merit I need to make up for it?"

Seeing that golden blood was still flowing from Hong Guan's feet, Li Jing and Yin Sanniang's faces became even uglier. They could probably guess who did it.

"Master, could you please go into the city and rest while we verify the facts and give you an explanation?

My master is Xi Kunlun Du'e Zhenren. If you are worried, I can ask him to guarantee me."

Originally, Hong Guan didn't intend to push too hard. After all, although Nezha was the number one traitor in heaven, he was also the protagonist of the Conferred God Clan and could not be killed. However, Li Jing's attitude made people very unhappy.

Why mention Master Du'e? Aren't you just trying to bring someone out to put pressure on yourself?

"Ha!" Hong Guan sneered, "You want to scare me with a casual cultivator from West Kunlun? Go ask the Queen Mother of the West if she dares to challenge me. When she was with Daozu, she was very polite to me!"

After hearing this, Li Jing was dumbfounded. Not to mention the Taoist Ancestor, he didn't even know who the Queen Mother of the West was.

"May I ask who the Immortal is?"

"The God of Wealth in Heaven, Taoist Wuji!"

"Hiss" the two of them took a breath of cold air at the same time. Yin Sanniang also had some cultivation, but her master was unknown. But they all knew that the Heavenly Palace was an empty shell now, but there were two people who should not be provoked.

One is Taibai Jinxing, the attendant of the Jade Emperor, and the other is Wuji Taoist, the God of Wealth in Heaven.

Although Taibai Jinxing is also very murderous, he can at least be negotiated with. However, Wuji Taoist, although he is the God of Wealth, is a more terrifying killer than Taibai Jinxing, and he will leave no one alive when he takes action.

Rumor has it that the water tribe is so quiet now because too many of them were killed by Taoist Wuji.

"It turns out that it was the God of Wealth who was here, and we were rude to him."

Seeing Li Jing's arrogant appearance at first and respectful later, Hong Guan felt a little unhappy. This bastard changed his allegiance and worshipped the Taoist Master Ran Deng as his teacher. Later, the Taoist Master Ran Deng rebelled and joined the Western Religion.

In other words, this Li Jing is most likely an undercover agent arranged by the Western religion. This is why Nezha always wants to stab him to death, but the Jade Emperor never stops him.

Moreover, in order to save Li Jing, Ran Deng gave him the Linglong Pagoda and forced Nezha to recognize the Linglong Pagoda as his adoptive father. This is disgusting.

"Take me to see the Xuanyuan Bow and the Zhentian Arrow."

The couple looked at each other and could only nod helplessly. Although they also had some cultivation, they were not as good as the four generals of the Demon Family. Facing a killer like Hong Guan, they didn't even have the courage to take action.

I just hope that this Sky-shaking Arrow was not shot by Nezha, otherwise it would be a big deal!

They came all the way to the general's mansion and entered the yard where the Xuanyuan bow and the Zhentian arrow were kept. As soon as they entered, their eyes went dark. Nezha was using his hands and feet to draw the bow and shooting another Zhentian arrow.

The two men watched as the Sky-shaking Arrow drew a streak of green light and disappeared into the distance, their heads buzzing.

Yin Sanniang knelt down in front of Hong Guan and said, "Master Wuji, please give my son a chance. He is still young."

It is true that a loving mother often spoils her son. Instead of letting her child admit his mistake first, she should give Nezha a chance.

"Do you know where I was shot?"

Li Jing bowed quickly and said, "Master, please speak frankly."

"In the Thirty-three Heavens and Eight Scenes Palace, I was playing chess with my master at the time."

The couple took another breath of cold air. Taoist Wuji’s master, isn’t that the saint Laozi?

The master and his disciple were playing chess in the Bajing Palace, but their own naughty child shot them in the foot with an arrow. Anyone would be very angry!

"My son is still young, it was just an unintentional mistake."

Hearing this, Hong Guan couldn't help but frown. Isn't this what the bad parents of later generations would say to make up for their bad children?

Before Hong Guan could say anything, Nezha spotted the three people and came over holding the Xuanyuan Bow, which was taller than him. "Father, mother, why are you kneeling down? Is this person bullying you? I will help you beat him up."

The couple were sweating, and Yin Sanniang was about to cry. They also wanted to beat the God of Wealth in Heaven. Even if Taoist Wuji did not have heavenly cultivation, he could not do it!

There was a hint of coldness in Hong Guan's smile. What kind of weird thing had Nuwa's spirit bead been reincarnated into?

In The Investiture of the Gods, Nezha is a positive character, and so is he in Journey to the West. However, from a normal person's moral perspective, Nezha is not a good person!

If it weren't for the protection of his master Taiyi Zhenren, he would have been beaten to a pulp long ago.