Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Unfortunately, the show didn't last long before Ross jumped off a big fish, grabbed the glass of the Magic Dragon Hotel, and climbed up with a clang. Hong Guan couldn't help frowning when he saw it.

"Poschet, you old fellow, don't you see that the house in the Magic Dragon Hotel is the only intact one in all of Washington?"

Ross glared at Hong Guan and said, "You still have the mood to watch the show? I'm about to be beaten to death by these bastards!"

As he was speaking, a flying formation of Chita people came over quickly and started to beat Ross up!

Although it didn't break his defense, the impact still forced Ross to bend over, looking very embarrassed.

"Hong Guan, hurry up, or you will lose me as your old friend!"

"Alas!" Hong Guan shook his head speechlessly. This is the result of being biased in one subject. Look at his woman, Ying Zhan and Nintendo. They don't have this problem at all.

With a wave of his hand, electromagnetic control gathered the flying formation into a ball, and the green blood pressure was squeezed out and thrown aside.

A ball of demonic energy was injected into Ross's body. Ross roared, and his body continued to expand, growing to seven meters tall and turning black and red.

"It's okay now, get out of here and don't delay my watching the show!"

Ross nodded, roared, jumped into the air, smashed down a big fish, tore off its armor, and threw it at the Chita soldiers, causing considerable casualties!

With a "boom", the light of the Rainbow Bridge descended, releasing the Asgard army and moving forward a long distance. All the Chita soldiers along the way were crushed to death!

Looking at the sudden appearance of Thor, Loki and the Asgard army, Hong Guan was still a little confused.

"Why are you here?"

"Father told us that Earth was being invaded by aliens and asked us to come and join in the fun. We're all going to get rusty if we stay in Asgard every day!"

"Okay, then just be careful. As long as you don't die, it's okay."

The two brothers laughed and said, "Let me show you our progress!"

After saying this, Loki was left to command the army, forming an arrow formation and starting the attack.

Thor flew high into the sky, with thunder landing on his Meowth Hammer. He pointed forward, and the thunder swept the ground, clearing out the Chitauri soldiers, allowing the army to deploy better!

The sky carrier was like a mobile fortress, continuously pouring out firepower. Thousands of cannons roared at the same time, killing a large number of Chita soldiers and big fish.

Suddenly, six rays of light shot out in succession from the space gate and accurately hit the sky carrier. Accompanied by a huge explosion, the sky carrier was torn into pieces and more than half of the people on it died in an instant.

Thor fell from the sky. "What kind of rubbish is this? It's so huge, but it doesn't even have an energy shield. Are you kidding me?"

"Haha, I'm also confused. Maybe they think they have no rivals!"

Think about Captain America, the three helicarriers were easily handled.

Maria Hill killed a Chirita flying soldier, jumped onto the building, and looked at the two speechlessly, "Do you think we don't want to? We just don't have the technology!"

Hong Guan spread his hands and said, "You heard it, they are not good at technology, but they are not stupid!"

Thor couldn't help but burst out laughing. He was no longer the silly prince and understood what Hong Guan meant.

"You guys have time to joke around. Can you please think about how to shut this damn thing down? Otherwise, no matter how many troops we have, it will be useless!"

"You shouldn't look for us." Hong Guan pointed in Tony's direction. "You should look for him. We don't understand science!"

"Okay, help quickly and don't just stand there to watch!" After saying that, she took out an energy gun and shot down a flying soldier. She controlled the aircraft and went to find Tony.

"Do you want to try your hand at it, too?"

Hong Guan shook his head. "It's not the right time yet. Go play first!"

Thor nodded, flew into the air with his hammer, killed a big fish with the power of thunder, met up with Loki, and led the way!

Hong Guan waved his hand, and countless green lights flew out, landing on the wounded and healing their injuries.

As for Hong Guan's women, some of them began to give up and flew back to the top of the building, and were taken in by Hong Guan into the Forest Manor.

Another hour later, because Professor Eric was knocked unconscious, they didn't know how to close the space gate and could only fight hard. The soldiers who came to support them had all died.

The four Hulks gradually became unable to fight anymore. Black Egg woke up and saw that Hong Guan was calm and composed. He felt relieved and turned to contact Alexander Pierce.

"Nick, you must evacuate immediately with all the surviving members of SHIELD."

"What do you mean? Everyone is still fighting. Do you want SHIELD to escape? And even if we want to leave now, these aliens will never let us go!"

"We have to find a way. The people above have already decided to launch mushroom bombs!"

"Boshet, damn Mark, do you want to destroy Washington?"

Pierce's cold voice came from the phone, "I don't want to either, but Washington is destroyed now. Nick, retreat quickly, I tried my best, but I can't stop them!"

With a "bang", Lu Dan smashed the phone to the ground, breaking it into pieces and leaving a hole in the ground. The Magic Dragon phone has excellent quality!

"Hurry up and find a solution. Those shameless gentlemen are going to launch mushroom bombs at Washington!"

Tony, who was studying the equipment, looked back with a look of regret, "Poshet, are they kidding? Even if the mushroom bombs are fired, the transmission device is not closed, and the transmission gate is still there, the aliens will come back by then.

What will we do then? Will we blow up the entire earth?"

When he was in doubt, with two "bangs", the blue and white snakes threw the hidden Yondu and Star-Lord over. "They are the masterminds, why not ask them?"

Yongdu had a dejected look on his face. His whistle arrow was cut off by Bai Suzhen's sword, and his heart of Taoism was also shattered!

Tony went up and knocked Yondu away, the laser cannon on his palm lit up, and pointed at Yondu's blue face, "You bastard, tell me how to close the portal!"

Star-Lord crawled over in a panic. He was beaten so badly by Xiaoqing that his face was bruised and swollen that he could barely look like a human being.

"Don't be impulsive. I'm also from Earth. We have no other options. These aliens have captured our people. We didn't expect them to invade Earth on a large scale!

Do you think we are people who understand science? This machine was made by that scientist. You should wake him up quickly. He might have a solution!"

Lu Dan quickly said, "Hurry up and send Professor Eric to Hong Guan. He has a way to save people!"

At this moment, a mushroom egg flew over with a shrieking sound. Everyone looked desperate and said, "It's over. It's too late. We are dead!"

Tony took off, trying to catch the mushroom egg and sacrifice his life. But before it was his turn, a portal appeared in front of the mushroom egg and sent the mushroom egg to the Chita fleet in space.

With a "boom", the light came on, but it only killed some Chita soldiers and two big fish, slowing down the offensive for a while, and then it lost its effect!

The Chita fleet has energy shields, so the power of the mushroom eggs is nothing to be afraid of. Tony's feat in the movie will not have any effect except saving New York.

Tony cursed, quickly picked up Professor Eric and flew towards Hong Guan.

But at this time, Hong Guan flew directly into the sky. A dozen portals opened around him, and various parts kept flying out, wrapping Hong Guan and forming a huge mecha wearing black Chinese armor.

In fact, this is the Evil Dragon Armor, it’s just a gimmick for the sake of showing off!

After the Evil Dragon Armor was assembled, Hong Guan's rough voice rang out, "You guys step back, it's my turn now!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the Evil Dragon Armor grew larger again, growing to more than ten thousand meters in length. A gigantic three-pointed, two-edged sword appeared in his hand. Magical thunder exploded all over his body, and he swung the sword with force. The sword flashed like a giant black dragon.

Wherever it passed, all the Chita soldiers and big fish were destroyed and fell down ashes!

"Thunder!" With Hong Guan's loud shout, the Meowth Hammer flew out of Thor's hand, became huge, and landed in Hong Guan's left hand. Thor looked confused and felt like he was being cuckolded!

The magic thunder on Hong Guan's body was magnified by the Meow Hammer and shot into the sky. The sky was suddenly filled with dark clouds, covering the entire Washington. The black thunder fell like a downpour, killing all the Chita people and clearing the battlefield.

As for whether there are too many ordinary people being killed by mistake, I'm sorry, that is not within Hong Guan's consideration!

Chirita's largest battleship arrived at the location of the portal and fired a star destroyer.

Hong Guan also looked up at this time and greeted the attack with his three-pointed, two-edged sword. The energy fell along the three-pointed, two-edged sword and was absorbed into the embryonic universe by Hong Guan, becoming the nourishment for the growth of the universe!

"It's rude not to reciprocate, so I'll return the favor!" A black beam of light flew out, and all the fleets in the space were turned into ashes in an instant.

This attack is not the Evil Dragon Tearing the Sky, it is just the Sky-Cutting Sword Technique plus sword energy.

The Evil Dragon Armor disappeared, and Hong Guan slowly landed on the roof. Except for the debris that occasionally fell from the portal, only the ruins of Washington were left, proving the battle just now.

At this time, Professor Eric, who was carried by Tony like a princess, woke up and kept shouting, "Close the portal quickly, the scepter is the key!"

Lu Dan quickly picked up the scepter and inserted it into the instrument. The blue light disappeared and the portal slowly closed. Although they knew that there was no spaceship anymore, everyone still breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Tony suddenly rushed towards Hong Guan and was about to punch him.

Hong Guan was not going to tolerate this, and he blew Tony away with a big-eared stick, blowing his mask off. Tony's head was buzzing.

"Who are you with? I'm giving you face, right?"

Tony took off his mask and threw it on the ground, looking at Hong Guan angrily, "Pochet, you executioner, you are so powerful, why didn't you take action earlier? Why, those people died in vain!"

Hong Guan sneered, "Haha, that's a very high-sounding statement. Do you think that the ultimate move just now can be used casually? Do you know what price I paid?

You don't know, you just bark like a defeated dog. How dare you blame me? If you hadn't wasted your wisdom by playing with women every day, humans might have left the earth. Would you be so embarrassed? "

In fact, Hong Guan’s inner thoughts are: I just want them to die, I don’t need to prepare anything, and there is no price to pay, I’m just trying to fool you, you idiot, what can you do to me!

Tony: Thank you fucking much!