Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Uncle Jiu glanced at Ren Dalong unhappily and said, "So can we set off now?"

"Okay, I'll go with you."

At this time, Hong Guan also stood up and said, "Marshal Long, I wonder if I can go with you to take a look?"

Ren Dalong immediately changed his expression, looking like a lackey. "Of course you can, Marshal Hong, you are so upright. Even if my ancestor really turned into a corpse, he would not dare to come out!"

"Thank you very much!"

Everyone set off, first sitting in a car. Uncle Jiu was in a miserable situation, sitting in the back of a military truck. He was probably dizzy from the shaking.

After getting off the car, Uncle Jiu was overwhelmed and vomited several times before he felt better. Ren Dalong looked at him with a smile. What a fucking bad taste!

After walking for a while and approaching the Ren Family Ancestral Hall, it was time for Uncle Jiu to perform.

"This village is in a good location, with the sea to the east and high mountains behind. The sea peaks blow moisture in, but it is blocked by the mountains, and when it encounters cold winds, it will rain.

So when we came in, although it was sunny, we could see that there had been several sudden rainstorms here. In Feng Shui, this kind of pattern is called the God's Water Splashing Bureau, so most of the people who live here are very rich! "

Ah Xing, like Qiu Sheng, has a lively personality. "Alas, it's a pity that Xiaoyue and I are orphans. If we let our parents move here, we might be able to make a fortune!"

Uncle Jiu laughed and said, "The gods' water splashing has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantages are that the people are blessed with happiness and no worries. The disadvantages are harmful to both humans and animals, because a sudden rain here is like pouring water into a red-hot pot.

When water evaporates quickly, it will form miasma, which is harmful to humans!"

When everyone arrived at the ancestral hall, Uncle Jiu continued, "According to the immortal water splashing bureau, people who passed away here must not be buried in the ground."

"Master, what will happen with the burial?"

"If the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family. Not to mention burial, if the coffin absorbs the earth's energy, something bad will happen to the house."

Ren Dalong was immediately unhappy, "Is this true?"

Uncle Jiu smiled calmly, "If I'm not mistaken, the coffin inside must not be placed in an ordinary way!"

Ren Dalong laughed and said, "Someone, open the door!"

At this time, Hong Guan came over and said, "Marshal Long, I have a question. Your name is Ren Dalong, why is this ancestral hall called the Long Family Ancestral Hall?"

"This is a long time ago. Our surname is indeed Ren, but my grandfather's generation participated in the Boxer Rebellion. Later, in order to avoid being hunted down, he fled here and had to change his name.

After Yao Qing died, our lineage returned to the Ren family, but some people said that changing the plaque was unlucky, so we never moved it. "

Hong Guan nodded, "I see!"

The door of the ancestral hall opened and everyone walked in. Uncle Jiu and his men showed off, but Hong Guan looked at the furnishings of the ancestral hall with some excitement.

It is much bigger than in the movie, with more than twenty coffins. Even if half of them are male members of the Ren family, that would still add ten zombies at a time. All of them are top-quality tool zombies!

At this time, Uncle Jiu also found something wrong. "Da Long, look at this coffin. One corner is touching the ground. The body must have turned into a corpse. Who is buried inside?"

"It's my father."

"That's for sure. When a corpse turns into a zombie, the first thing it bites is its family. But your father's corpse just turned into a zombie and absorbed some of the earth's energy. He's not a complete zombie yet, so the poison isn't very strong.

You didn’t turn into a zombie right away, but if you don’t deal with it quickly, you will still turn into a zombie.”

"So how should we deal with this?"

"It's easy. Just subdue your father, pull out the zombie's teeth, grind them into powder, and drink it. That'll be fine!"

Ren Dalong gave an order, "What are you waiting for? Open the coffin quickly!"

The soldier stepped forward and tried to open the coffin lid, but failed. "Marshal, I can't open it!"

"It's daytime now. The zombies know the danger, so they use their corpse gas to suck the coffin shut. Naturally, it can't be opened. Why not wait until night to open the coffin!"

Just as Ren Dalong was about to agree, Hong Guan came over and said, "Don't bother. Marshal Long, treat me with courtesy. I'll do this!"

After saying that, he walked to the front of the coffin and punched it, breaking it into pieces. The corpse immediately jumped up. Although it was daytime, there was no sunlight in the ancestral hall, and it wanted to bite Hong Guan!

Hong Guan was not panicked at all. He dodged the zombie's attack and clamped the zombie's arm with his arm. The reaction force broke the zombie's arm.

Then he kicked the zombie's legs again, and locked its throat while pinching its jaw, making its mouth open and unable to close.

"One tooth or two?"

Uncle Jiu and the others were stunned. Is it so cruel? He killed the zombies right away.

Ren Dalong was also speechless. This was his biological father, and his limbs were broken as soon as he came out of the coffin!

"One is enough!"

"Okay!" After saying that, he exerted force and pulled out one of the zombie's canine teeth. As soon as he let go, the zombie fell to the ground, constantly looking around, but unable to stand up.

Uncle Jiu felt sorry for the zombie, so he took out a corpse-suppressing talisman and stuck it on the zombie's head. Then he tapped the zombie's chest a few times, and finally pushed it to the throat. With a press, a breath of corpse gas spurted out.

"Okay, find a new coffin and bury the body. Be careful not to let the coffin touch the ground!"

Ren Dalong held the zombie tooth in his hand and said, "Okay, I will arrange for someone to guard it from now on. If anyone dares to let the coffin fall to the ground, I will kill them!"

There was a coffin shop in the village, and soon Ren Dalong's father was reburied, and the group returned.

On the way, Uncle Jiu, Ren Dalong and Hong Guan were in a car. Uncle Jiu thought of Michelle Lin's abnormality and couldn't help asking, "Dalong, what's the baby in Lianmei's belly?"

Ren Dalong quickly said, "It's mine, what do you want to do?"

"That's not what I meant. I just found out that there's something wrong with the baby in her belly."

"What's the problem? She's healthy and will give birth soon. It will definitely be a son. Dou Chiying, you should get married soon, or I'm afraid your Lin family will be extinct!"

Uncle Jiu's face darkened. "You don't have to worry about that. I found that there is a ball of Yin Qi in Lianmei's stomach. I'm afraid there is something wrong with the fetus. For the sake of your son and Lianmei, it's best to check it out!"

Ren Dalong curled his lips and said, "Dou Chiying, this isn't an excuse you came up with to see Lian Mei more often!"

"Ren Dalong, I am a direct descendant of Maoshan and will never joke about such things. If you don't want your son and Lianmei to get into trouble, you'd better listen to me!

And the woman who takes care of Lianmei has very weak Yang energy, which is also very strange. When did she start taking care of Lianmei? "

"It's been less than a month since Lianmei complained of stomachaches. Since this woman came, there have been no more problems."

"That's right, maybe this woman is the problem. I'll find a chance tonight and investigate thoroughly!"

Ren Dalong still didn't quite believe it, but looking at the zombie tooth in his hand, he felt that Uncle Jiu wouldn't lie. "Okay, then it's up to you. I'll cooperate with you when the time comes."

Hong Guan didn't say a word all the way. When they returned to the Marshal's Mansion, it was already dark. Hong Guan took the three of them back to the room arranged by Ren Dalong.

"Brother Guan, when are we going to act? I see there are more than 20 coffins. If they all turn into zombies, our combat effectiveness will be even stronger."

"Don't worry, Uncle Nine has something to do tonight. You guys take a good rest, I'll go by myself. It should be done in seven days! But not everyone can become a zombie, you must have the blood of the Ren family!"

The three of them nodded without saying anything more. Hong Guan took out the drawn yellow talisman, cinnabar bullets, etc. and handed them to the three of them. He explained how to use them and told them not to sleep too deeply at night. If anything dirty entered the house, just shoot!

After dinner, Hong Guan pretended to go back to his room to rest, then drove the iron sheet to the ancestral hall. He saw two soldiers dozing off at the door. The two were afraid and did not dare to enter the ancestral hall to rest. But they actually saw zombies in the afternoon!

When the two men became confused, Hong Guan started sprinting, turned into a trailing shadow, came behind them, pressed on their sleeping points, and the two men slept like babies!

They opened the door and entered the ancestral hall, and opened the coffins one by one. The corpses of the Ren family were indeed amazing. Those who were not of the Ren family bloodline had all rotted away, and some were left with only bones.

But most of the corpses of the Ren family are still intact, there are as many as twelve of them. This time it's really a big deal, twenty zombies, killing the little bastards, that efficiency is unmatched!

Throw out some iron sheets, dig up the soil in the corner, lift up the corpse with the iron sheets, feed it with blood, poison pills and demonic energy, and put it in the pit to let them absorb the earth's energy.

The one who changed the fastest was Ren Dalong's father. His injuries healed quickly and black hair grew on his body.

After thinking for a while, he took out eight more zombies, fed them nutrients, and buried them in the soil. This was a good thing and they couldn't be left out!

When he heard the crowing of roosters, the sky was already turning pale. Hong Guan collected all the zombies, covered the coffins, opened the door and left, returning to the Marshal's Mansion.

In the morning, he stretched himself and pretended to have just woken up, but Ren Dalong and Uncle Jiu looked like they had not slept well.

"Uncle Jiu, what happened last night? You guys didn't seem to sleep well?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Hong Guan strangely and said, "It's not that we didn't sleep well, it's that we didn't sleep at all. The baby in Sister Lian's belly was taken away by the resentful spirit baby!

We had tricked it out yesterday, but it turned out that the woman was a ghost servant and suddenly appeared, disrupting our plans."

"Oh? Where's that ghost servant?"

"Your brother and Mr. Ding beat him to death!"

Seeing the three people nodding, Hong Guan mourned for the ghost servant. If she had met Uncle Jiu, she might have been saved. At most, she would have a serious illness or shorten her life. But meeting Ding Lianshan and Shuangxi was bad luck for her. She would not even have the chance to be reincarnated.

"Uncle Jiu, what are you going to do next?"

"I am not good at dealing with spirit infants. I can only suppress them temporarily. I plan to let my two disciples go to find my junior sister Zha Gu. She is an expert in this area."

Hong Guan then remembered that it was too easy to get the zombie teeth. According to the original plot, it was Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai who went to Tengteng Town to get the zombie teeth.

But now Tengteng Town has been razed to the ground by himself, Qiu Sheng and Wencai are both dead, and the corpse poison has been cured, so naturally there will be no such thing.

"That would be great, Marshal Long, Uncle Jiu, if there is anything I can help you with, please feel free to ask."

The two thought of Hong Guan's brutality in dealing with zombies, and the ghost servant who was beaten into a hornet's nest last night. The corners of their mouths twitched, "Not for now, but if you need help, we will definitely ask for it!"