Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

As the night deepened, there were more and more clouds in the sky, and the air pressure dropped. Along with thunder, heavy rain poured down, hitting the bronze coffin, soaking the ink net, and the ink flowed down the coffin.

There was constant thunder and the zombies in the coffin became restless. The coffin lid was stretched open a crack, but it was tied up with corpse ropes and could not be opened.

At this moment, the thunder was getting closer and closer. The royal zombies seemed to sense their natural enemy and struggled more violently. The corpse ropes made a sound of being unable to bear the weight.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning connected heaven and earth and struck the ten iron rods, then connected to the coffin along the iron rods.

Then came the second and third ones. The royal zombies in the bronze coffin kept roaring, as if they were about to break out of the coffin at any time. But what Hong Guan was worried about was whether the thunder would kill the zombies!

The ten iron rods had already shown signs of melting. When the seventh lightning bolt struck, the corpse rope could no longer hold on. With a "bang", the coffin lid flew out, and the royal zombie jumped out of the coffin, avoiding the lightning!

At this time, the royal zombie was wearing a heavy armor with lightning patterns all over it. There were also lightning patterns on the zombie's exposed skin, and his body was silver, so he was already a silver-armored zombie!

Hong Guan held the poisonous dragon hammer, looked at the royal zombies howling to the sky, and shouted, "Okay! But you have to kneel down!"

With a blow of the hammer, a stream of corpse gas with lightning spurted out of the mouth of the royal zombie. The yin and the yang actually achieved a fusion.

The lightning hit the head of the poisonous dragon hammer, making Hong Guan feel numb!

The zombie following closely behind was not as stiff as ordinary zombies. Just like a normal person, it used Xingyi Bengquan to hit the poisonous dragon hammer. The huge force burst out, forcing Hong Guan to retreat several steps before stopping.

The joy in his eyes became even stronger. Zombies knew martial arts. It would be great if they were equipped with weapons and thrown into the Japanese military camp. It would be worth waiting here!

He immediately picked up the poison dragon hammer and attacked again. The man and the zombie fought quickly, back and forth.

The power of the traditional martial arts would be greatly reduced without their weapons, but the zombies' bodies were too hard to withstand the poisonous dragon hammer, and they fought head-on, making a lot of clanging sounds, but nothing was done.

A huge flash of lightning streaked across the sky, followed by a loud bang. The royal zombie was distracted by the thunder, and Hong Guan seized the opportunity to hit it in the chest with a hammer, knocking it away.

He then chased after it and started sprinting. The royal zombie became like a baseball and was beaten back and forth by Hong Guan, who had turned into an afterimage!

Chizuru, who was sleeping in the room, was awakened by the thunder and looked outside. "Oh no! The zombies are coming out of the coffin!"

When he staggered out of the house with the weapon in his hand, he felt numb. He saw Hong Guan riding on the royal zombie, hitting the royal zombie repeatedly with his sandbag-sized fists.

"Do you accept it or not?"

The zombie lying in the mud roared and tried to push Hong Guan down. Hong Guan used a heavy weight to steady himself and punched him more than ten times, causing the royal zombie to vomit corpse qi.

This is because Hong Guan wanted to avoid damaging the royal zombie's armor, otherwise he would have beaten it with the poisonous dragon hammer. The armor has been baptized by thunder and is the most suitable defensive magic weapon for the royal zombie!

After more than ten rounds in a row, Qianhe was stunned. This is much more awesome than Wu Song in Water Margin.

The royal zombie was beaten so hard that he vomited dozens of kilograms of corpse gas. He was dying and finally chose to surrender.

Hong Guan got up from it, used his magic energy to evaporate the moisture and dirt on his body, and clapped his hands, "It would have been over if you had done this earlier. You are a Tartar, you are weak, what can you do to me!"

The royal zombie roared weakly to express its opposition, and slowly crawled up.

Qianhe immediately said, "Friend Hong, this zombie is a nuisance, why don't we get rid of it right away!"

The royal zombie roared at Qianhe and showed a fighting posture. Hong Guan gave him a big slap on the neck. "Be quiet! Taoist Qianhe, if I wanted to kill this zombie, I would have killed it long ago. The reason why I tried so hard to subdue it is because it can be of great use."

Qianhe looked anxious, "But if it runs away, it will definitely bring disaster to the people!"

"Don't worry, it can't run away with me here!" As he said that, he cut his wrist, and a fist-sized blood clot appeared, which was infected by evil spirits and fed to the royal zombie. Then, two more poison pills followed. The royal zombie's momentum suddenly increased, causing Qianhe to frown.

"Corpse Refining Technique?"

"Yes, Taoist Qianhe has good eyesight!"

"Friend Hong, your technique doesn't seem to be the right one. Besides, corpse refining techniques are not omnipotent. You still have to be more careful!"

Hong Guan laughed and said, "Master Qianhe, don't worry. I know what to do. Go back to your coffin and lie down. You don't have to come out until I tell you to."

The royal zombie nodded obediently, took down the iron rod on the coffin lid, lifted it up, closed it halfway and crawled in. The water inside was pushed out by the corpse qi before it closed the coffin lid.

Qianhe looked at Hong Guan with a complicated expression and said, "Master Hong, you are very capable. Qianhe admires you, but you still have to be more careful!"

When Qianhe returned to the house, Hong Guan used telekinesis to collect the iron rod that was struck by lightning. This was an excellent material for refining weapons.

The royal zombies were transferred to the Jungle Manor, and he followed in. He settled the royal zombies in the Land of the Dead before coming out.

The Zombie Destruction Corps has gained a new general, which is cause for celebration. When the Japanese become arrogant, we will give them a big gift. It will be absolutely great!

The next day, Qianhe came out with dark circles under her eyes, obviously she didn't sleep well the night before, but she found that the bronze coffin at the door was no longer there.

"Master Qianhe, you woke up just in time. Have breakfast. After that, we'll go back to Renjia Town together!"

"Friend Hong, where are the bronze coffin and the zombies?"

Seeing Taoist Qianhe's anxious face, Hong Guan laughed, "Master, don't worry, I have properly arranged for them, and there will be absolutely no trouble!"

Qianhe nodded, still a little absent-minded. After breakfast, the six of them set off. With the magic talismans attached to their heads, they walked very fast. In the evening of the next day, when they were still more than a hundred miles away from reaching Renjia Town, they received a message from Uncle Jiu's paper crane!

Hearing the news inside, Qianhe's face changed drastically. "Fellow Daoist Hong, we have to hurry up. My senior brother sent me a message saying that something happened in Renjia Town. Many ghosts escaped during the Yulan Festival and we need to subdue them!"

Hong Guan nodded. "I see. I'm a little tired. Taoist Qianhe, take your disciples there first. I'll be there soon!"

"Well, let's go first!" He took out a new talisman and stuck it on his leg. The four disciples followed suit and left quickly.

Hong Guan took out the Jinglian Sword, flew back to the base camp, and reported to Shuangxi and his sister, and Zhang Muzhi and the others that they were safe. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they learned that Xiangwang Village had been destroyed.

Especially Hua Maguai, even if he has a trump card, he still feels uneasy when he thinks of the overwhelming number of poisonous insects before. He will feel at ease only when the enemies are dead!

"Take good care of the base camp. Brother Zhang, your brothers are all talented. It would be a waste of their talents to keep them all by your side. Let them lead the troops. The army needs our own people!"

"Old Hong, I was thinking the same thing. I'm just afraid you'll accuse me of favoritism!"

"Pockmarked, you are underestimating me. With my broad mind, would I worry about your nepotism? You can discuss with Hua Maguai where to go. I have something else to do and need to go out for a while!"

After Hong Guan flew away on his sword, Shuang Qing looked in the direction where Hong Guan disappeared and did not look back for a long time.

Shuangxi came to Shuangqing and said, "Sister, if you like Brother Guan, please tell him as soon as possible. Otherwise, Brother Guan will be so high and might not come back anytime soon!"

Shuangqing retracted his gaze and glanced at Shuangxi, "You should think about yourself. You are the only child in our family, and we are counting on you to carry on the family line!"

Shuangxi scratched his head and said, "Sister, we are now Taoists, and we will be gods in the future. Why are we in such a hurry to find a wife?"

Shuangqing patted him and said, "Stop fooling around. Brother Guan said that this is the Dharma Ending Age. It is impossible to become a god through cultivation. The right path is to marry and have children!"

On the other side, Hong Guan flew to Renjia Town and landed outside the charity cemetery. Just as he was about to walk into the yard, he heard voices coming from the house!

"Lin Fengjiao, after all these years, your apprentice is still such a loser, he only knows how to cause trouble!"

"Yes, uncle, you have two disciples. One looks prematurely aged, and the other looks old. It's really embarrassing!"

Wencai's voice rang out, "What did you say? If you have the guts, let's fight. Believe it or not, I'll let Qiu Sheng beat you to death!"

The voice continued to sound, "Okay, let's have a one-on-one duel. I will challenge you two and show you what the orthodox Maoshan magic is!"

Simu's voice rang out, "Enough, Big Brother, Ninth Brother asked us to come here to catch ghosts, not to let disciples quarrel!"

Qian He's voice also rang out, "Yes, Senior Brother, let's study how to catch those escaped ghosts!"

"Lin Fengjiao, today I'm giving face to my junior brothers. You called us here. You should have an idea. Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"It's definitely not possible to catch them one by one. We can set up the Xiantian Bagua Formation outside the town. Brothers, come with me to control the gate of the formation and control all the ghosts. Then let the ghost catcher take them away!"

"It seems that you, the boss of the underworld bank, have already negotiated with the ghost messenger, but how do we lure the ghost over there?"

"I think we can trick ghosts into eating stinky tofu. We can also add red beans to the stinky tofu. After the ghosts eat it, it can weaken their ghost energy and make them easier to subdue."

"That's right, then who will sell stinky tofu and lure the ghosts out of town?"

This is where things get different from the movie. Shi Shaojian didn't stand up stupidly, but pointed at Wencai and Qiu Sheng and said, "Of course, whoever caused the trouble should fix it!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai also knew the danger of this matter, and they were immediately unhappy. "There are so many people here, why should the two of us go?"

At this time, Hong Guan walked in and said, "The fact that you are still alive is a gift from me. If Uncle Jiu hadn't taken control of the situation in time, no one would have died in Renjia Town, and both of you would have been shot.

But I advise you to hurry up. If anyone dies in Renjia Town, even if the Jade Emperor comes, he won’t be able to save you!"

Shi Jian is the current eldest senior brother of Maoshan. Although his character is not very good, he is very concerned about the reputation of Maoshan. Seeing that Hong Guan is young, he gave Shi Shaojian a look and asked him to speak.

"Who are you to speak so arrogantly? Catching ghosts is our business in Maoshan. It is not your turn as an outsider to speak up. Leave now or we will teach you a lesson!"

Hong Guan laughed and said, "The whole Sichuan belongs to me. You can call me Marshal Hong. I can bear it. Who are you?"

Shi Shaojian's face changed, he was a little scared. No matter how good his kung fu was, he was afraid of firearms. But seeing so many uncles were there, he quickly gritted his teeth and said, "What's wrong with the warlord? Are you trying to scare me? I am the disciple of Shi Jian, the eldest senior brother of Maoshan. My name is Shi Shaojian!"

"Haha, who did I think he was? Turns out you're just a small-time scoundrel. To get involved in this world, you need to have a good background. Even the eldest brother from Maoshan who is a direct descendant of the Maoshan sect has to depend on my mood before he can talk to me. You, a disciple, are so arrogant. You really don't fear death!

"And your names are quite interesting, Shi Jian, Shi Shao Jian, these don't sound like the names of a master and disciple, but more like the names of a father and son!"

Hearing what Hong Guan said, Shi Jian's face changed. He held down Shi Shaojian who wanted to speak, stood up and walked in front of Hong Guan!