Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

When the child’s father heard the shouting, he was the first to rush into the toilet, followed by a few old men. It was a lively time these days, with people rushing one after another. I was afraid of missing anything!

Yan Bugui was in a very bad state at this time. His pants were yellowed and dripping at the calf. In order to avoid being recognized, he simply put his coat on his head, ran out of the public toilet barefoot, and disappeared in a flash.

Hong Guan didn’t know what happened to Yan Bugui yet, he just saw that when the emotion value in the system was at its highest, it jumped to almost one thousand. What was going on? Could it be that he was so shocked that he pulled his trouser pockets?

An hour later, Hong Guan caught two more fish, one was a big black carp weighing five or six kilograms, and the other was a crucian carp weighing about two kilograms.

It was almost time, Yan Bugui's mood dropped, and he packed up his things and prepared to go back.

After getting up, the body that had been exposed to the sun made crackling sounds. Although the properties did not change, it did feel a little stronger!

After packing up my things, I rode my bike back to the courtyard and arrived at the door of Yan Bugui's house first. Before I entered, I smelled a foul odor. None of the four children of the Yan family were in the house. They were all outside playing with other children.

"Auntie, is Uncle back yet? We agreed to go fishing together, but Uncle went to the bathroom and hasn't come back since. I brought back his fishing gear!"

The third aunt came out wearing an apron with wet hands. "It's Hong Guan. Old Yan just came back. He had diarrhea, so he came back earlier. I was in a hurry and forgot to tell you."

"That's fine, I'm glad you're back. I was just worried that something might go wrong. I brought back all of Uncle San's fishing gear, including a big crucian carp. It's in the bucket!"

Hearing that there was fish, the third aunt smiled and said, "Thank you very much. Do you want to come in and sit down?"

Thinking of the taste just now, Hong Guan could only decline, "No need, Auntie. I'm going home to cook. I'll come and bother you another day!"

When the third aunt saw that there were more fish in Hong Guan's bucket, she was so envious. Then she looked at the ones in Yan Bugui's bucket, which were also okay, at least better than nothing, so she went into the house happily.

As soon as he entered the room, he was greeted by Yan Bugui's resentful eyes, "Why did you let Hong Guan in? To watch the fun?"

The third aunt curled her lips and said, "Come on, do you think I'm stupid? Our four children don't want to come back. It's not that Hong Guan's nose is not good. You are really good. It's okay if there is some on the trouser legs, but you haven't opened your butt yet. I surrender to you!"

Yan Bugui was speechless. In such a hot summer day, he buried his head in the quilt. He felt like a stupid roe deer sticking his head in the snow in winter!

As soon as Hong Guan entered the room, he saw He Yushui sitting on the kang doing homework. He was a little puzzled, "Yushui, why are you here doing homework?"

"You're not my brother, but you're like a psychopath. You told me to stay away from you, saying you were plotting something bad to me."

Hong Guan smiled and rubbed her hair. "Your brother is right. I am taking you as a child bride. Are you willing?"

He Yushui's face turned red. "Brother Guan, why are you like this? I'm going to ignore you. Let me see if you caught any fish!"

Hong Guan laughed and said, "Go and have a look. Who am I? How could I not catch any fish? We will have a fish feast tonight. We will stew two carps. I will make you a boiled fish dish that you have never eaten before. We will use the crucian carp to make soup.

Forget about the silver carp, it has too many bones and the meat is not tasty. Divide it into two portions and I will deliver them to the Liu and Xu families in the backyard!"

"Ah? Why should we send it to them? We can just save it for tomorrow."

Seeing He Yushui's stingy look, Hong Guan laughed and said, "You, do we need that fish? Now Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady are not on good terms with us.

The Jia family has that shrew Jia Zhang, and Yi Zhonghai is Jia Dongxu's master, and they won't be on good terms with us. We should build a good relationship with the third uncle in the front yard, and interact more with the second uncle and the Xu family in the backyard. We can also win over other residents occasionally, and then they won't be able to touch us.

The leader told us that we should pull some people together and beat some people, do you understand?!"

He Yushui nodded and said, "I understand, Brother Guan, but if there is fish roe in your stomach, can you leave it to me? Didn't you say that eating fish roe is smart?"

Hong Guan smiled and nodded, "Okay, I'll give it all to you. Be smart and go to a good university in the future. It will be prestigious for me to marry a college student."

He Yushui cried out, her face flushed, and she ran into the kitchen. In fact, He Yushui was really lucky. If it weren't for Pan Jinlian in the cabin in the woods, Hong Guan wouldn't have waited for He Yushui to grow up.

The fish were quickly cleaned up and it was discovered that there were indeed fish roe in the silver carp's belly. A small bowl of them was taken out, which made He Yushui very happy.

Hong Guan carried the two pieces of fish to the backyard and shouted, "Second Uncle, Uncle Xu, are you home? I caught a lot of fish this afternoon and picked out a big one. I'll give each of you half. Come out and get it!"

Liu Haizhong came out with a smile on his face. The Xu family was descended from Xu Damao, and Old Xu might have gone to the Lou family. There is no sign of a boom now. The Lou family still has a lot of shares in the steel rolling mill, and now is their prosperous time.

"Thank you, Hong Guanna, for thinking of us when you have something delicious. Just talk to me next time!"

Xu Damao showed a dog-faced smile and said, "Thank you, Brother Guan. My father is not here today, so there are only leftovers at home. Fengling and I don't want to eat them!"

"That's really a coincidence, isn't it? I'll go back and cook, and you guys should hurry up and stew the fish. If it takes too long, it won't taste good. Let's have a drink together some other time when we have the chance!"

After a few polite words, they went back to their own homes and their own mothers. In fact, Hong Guan didn't care how many friends he had in the hospital. Even if he offended all of them, it didn't matter. As long as he didn't do anything out of line, he had a golden ticket to avoid death, and no one could stop him.

I opened the system and took a look, and the deaf old lady's emotion value really popped up. Although it was not much, only one or two hundred at a time, it was more valuable than a fish!

After returning home, He Yushui prepared the other fish. As there was no tofu and Hong Guan didn't want to make soup, he boiled the big black fish and stewed the two carps and crucian carp with melon seeds. Dinner was soon ready.

He Yushui looked at the boiled fish with a layer of chili floating on it, took a bite carefully, and immediately fell in love with the taste. "Brother Guan, is this Sichuan cuisine? Why haven't I heard my father mention it?"

"I guess so. It's actually boiled pork slices. With some improvements, it becomes boiled fish. If you like it, eat more. When you grow up, I'll teach you how to make it. It's not possible now. You need to add oil, which can easily burn you!"

After they finished their meal, He Yushui went to clean up the dishes. Hong Guan thought for a moment and said, "Yushui, if you are worried that your brother will bother you, why don't you move to the small house next door? It's empty anyway.

But you are a little adult now, you cannot use the door in my room, I will just open the original door!"

He Yushui poked her head out of the kitchen in surprise, "Ah, is it really possible?"

"What's wrong with that? If Shazhu is not convinced, let him come to me and I will talk to him!"

"Can I come over and sleep here tonight?"

"No, I'll ask someone to come over tomorrow and reopen the door."

Actually, Hong Guan didn't want He Yushui to come live here, because when he entered the cabin in the forest, no one was home. But then he thought about it, Sha Zhu, that idiot, always drinks, if he gets drunk, He Yushui's small body will easily get into trouble.

This is the best way. Just open the original door and don't use this door. It's not troublesome. Just ask someone to do it!

When He Yushui reluctantly left, he opened the system and took a look. He Yushui, Shazhu, Yan Bugui, and the deaf old lady were the big ones, Liu Haizhong, Xu Damao, and the children of the Yan family, plus the residents in the courtyard, all gave some symbolically, making their emotional value exceed 20,000!

I thought I had nothing to do in the evening, so I might as well have a twenty-draw streak. But after clicking on the lottery page, I was stunned. What the hell? Why did it become 10,000 emotion points per draw?

This is considered an evolution, but I still feel that it is too easy for me to gain emotional value. It is really a failure. Twenty consecutive draws turned into two consecutive draws. It is really frustrating!

Unfortunately, his own system was still unintelligent and didn't even send an email. Hong Guan was speechless and could only wait and see.

Entering the cabin in the woods, I found Pan Jinlian doing needlework, revealing the expression of Liang Kun, "I am very angry!"

At around one o'clock, I restocked the refrigerator with food, then came out of the cabin in the forest and went to bed refreshed.

The next day, after breakfast, when I walked to the front yard, I saw Yan Bugui fiddling with his flowers and plants. "Uncle, don't you have classes this morning?"

Hearing Hong Guan's voice, Yan Bugui was startled. "I have classes in the morning, but only for the third or fourth period. I can go there later."

"Uncle, could you please find a carpenter to open the main door of my east cottage and seal the side door to the main house, please?"

Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment. "What's the matter? Are you going to rent the house to someone else?"

"Oh, how can I do that? This is for Yu Shui. That bastard Sha Zhu always goes out drinking every day, and sometimes he gets drunk and acts crazy. I'm afraid it will affect Yu Shui's studies. She's very smart, and I want her to go to college in the future!"

Yan Bugui gave Hong Guan a thumbs up. It was extraordinary that he could be so kind to He Yushui, even though they were not related to each other. "Okay, leave it to me. I will definitely get it done for you."

"Okay, then thank you, uncle. You can pay me first, and I'll give it to you when I come back. When we have a holiday, we can go fishing together."

When Yan Bugui heard the word "fishing", his anus tightened, but he nodded anyway. There was nothing he could do. There were too many people in his family, and he had to be frugal with his salary. If he wanted to eat something delicious, he could only go fishing or hunting.

Unfortunately, he didn't know how to hunt and didn't have a bicycle, so it was too inconvenient to go to the suburbs. Fishing in Shichahai was his best choice.

I rode my bike to the office, took out the prepared sheets and ropes, made a hammock in the woods behind the medical department, said hello to the nurse, and lay down on it to enjoy the sunbathing.

The sun was warm on his body and he fell asleep in a daze. There were no patients at noon, so Nurse Sun came to call him and said it was time for lunch. Only then did he get down from the hammock.

A week passed slowly, and Hong Guan wanted to take a break. He was not in a hurry to travel through time, so he did not continue to be the sixth. By the weekend, his emotional value had only reached 30,000.

Late on Saturday night, Hong Guan came out of the cabin in the woods and charged ten stink bombs smelling like canned herrings. There were a lot of these things, and the courtyard had been quiet for so long, so it was a good time to do something to make everyone happy.

After burying several in the front, middle and back yards, Hong Guan fell asleep. In the morning, he put the fishing gear on the bike and fixed it, found Yan Bugui, asked him to ride the bike first, and then Hong Guan walked to Nanluoguxiang and detonated all the canned herring stink bombs.

Seeing the large amount of emotion values ​​that were refreshed, He Yushui was not spared. Hong Guan smiled and quickly left Nanluoguxiang.

Hong Guan didn't know that many of the residents in the courtyard were still having breakfast. When the smell came out, they almost left, and several of them vomited on the spot.

He Yushui was also in a miserable state. She was so choked that she ran out of the courtyard with tears streaming down her face.

The deaf old lady had bad legs and feet, Yi Zhonghai had just been discharged from the hospital and his wounds had not healed yet. The stench was pervasive and there was no place to hide.

An old lady ran away under the pretext of buying groceries, and both of them became very angry.

Sha Zhu is also quite funny. Because He Yushui felt betrayed after moving to Hong Guan's house, he has been drinking to drown his sorrows. Last night, he drank a bottle of white wine with two taels of peanuts and is now sleeping soundly!

I was having a sweet dream, eating pork elbows and other things, but when I smelled this smell, the good dream turned into a nightmare. I had diarrhea from eating too much, and I couldn't find a toilet anywhere. I finally found one, but there was no seat in line.

Finally, he was woken up by the smoke and started vomiting on the side of the bed. The contents of his stomach, coupled with the smell of canned herring and stink bombs, made it impossible to enter the room.

Hong Guan didn't care about that. He watched the system's emotional value constantly refreshed while sitting in his last position. He gave Yan Bugui some baits, and the two of them fished happily.

The two used the same bait and caught fish one after another. After a fight, Yan Bugui lifted the rod first and hooked a silver carp weighing more than two kilograms. He was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling.

Hong Guan was in a stalemate for about three minutes, and then brought up a big item, a large turtle weighing six or seven kilograms. Yan Bugui drooled with envy.

There is no Viagra these days. When a man is unable to do what he wants and wants to regain his virility, soft-shelled turtle is undoubtedly the best choice. When killing it, the one or two drops of soft-shelled turtle blood are a rare treasure!

Not far away, under the shade of a tree, a man in his thirties who was also fishing saw the soft-shelled turtle caught by Hong Guan and came over with his fishing rod.

When the man came closer, he set his eyes on Hong Guan's soft-shelled turtle, while Hong Guan set his eyes on his fishing rod. Different from Hong Guan's bamboo pole, judging from the materials used, it was most likely an imported product!

The man came to Hong Guan and gave cigarettes to him and Yan Bugui with a smile. Hong Guan took them and looked at them. He was like, "Wow, these are specially supplied cigarettes. I've heard of them but this is the first time I've seen them. This guy must be from some background. Judging from the way he walks, he seems to be from the military!"

"Little brother, my last name is Zhou. You are young and strong, and this thing is too nutritious for you. Why don't you sell it to me? You decide the price!"

Hong Guan lit up a cigarette and chuckled, "Brother Zhou, my name is Hong Guan. You are not short of money, and I am not short of money either. Besides, whether I get the subsidy or not is another matter. I just like this.

If you want to buy it, it’s not impossible, but it’s too vulgar to talk about money. I think your fishing rod is good, how about we exchange it?”

The man surnamed Zhou took two steps back and held the fishing rod in his arms. "Brother Hong, you are going too far. This is what I seized from the north. It is genuine bald eagle fish for sea fishing. You want to exchange it for a turtle? This is not just asking for too much, this is robbery!"

Hong Guan laughed, he was right in his guess, this guy really was from the military and had just returned from the north, no wonder he could get such good stuff, but he was also greedy. If he missed this opportunity, it would be difficult to get such good stuff again.