Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

After leaving the hospital and taking a look at the system, Hong Guan was shocked. It was too exaggerated. Each time the pulse was about 700 to 800. At this rate, it would have 50 consecutive beats tonight. This time, Yi Zhonghai had been badly offended. He had to be more careful with him in the future.

I looked around, why is Xu Damao missing? Where did Sha Zhu chase him to?

Just when I was thinking about leaving, I vaguely heard a humming sound. When I found the back of the building, I saw Sha Zhu riding on Xu Damao, covering his mouth with one hand and beating Xu Damao hard with the other hand.

How could this be possible? How did Xu Damao get caught up by the lame Sha Zhu? He is such a loser.

"Stop it, idiot. If you continue to hit me, I will call the police."

When Xu Damao heard Hong Guan's voice, he almost cried for joy. His expression seemed to be saying, "Brother, you are finally here, otherwise I would have been beaten to death."

Sha Zhu is not a fool. He is penniless now. If the police really come, he will have to pay for Xu Damao's medical expenses. That would be too much of a loss. He can only stand up from Xu Damao reluctantly.

Xu Damao, this idiot, just stood up and took a few steps before he started to act shamelessly again. "Shazhu, you bastard, just wait for me, sooner or later, I will take care of you!"

Sha Zhu sneered and suddenly moved. He took two steps to Xu Damao and kicked him in the crotch. The speed was so fast that it was so loud that it was impossible to blink!

Xu Damao's face suddenly turned red, his eyes bulged out, he covered his crotch with one hand, grabbed Sha Zhu's clothes with the other, and knelt on his knees.

Hong felt his teeth aching just watching this. This kick was too real. Sha Zhu must have mastered this crotch-kicking move.

Why is Xu Damao's thing still working? Could it be that the Xu family has the legendary iron crotch skill? Otherwise, how could it be so outrageous?

Sha Zhu looked pleased with himself, and patted Xu Damao on the cheek, "You little brat, you still want to punish me, who do you think you are!"

Hong Guan pretended to be anxious and ran over, pushed Sha Zhu away, and helped Xu Damao up. "Brother, are you okay? Do we need to call the police?"

Xu Damao grimaced in pain. "Hiss, no, no need. It's too embarrassing to report to the police. Silly Zhu, just wait. I will get back at you sooner or later!"

Sha Zhu laughed and said, "You? You'd better go home and drink milk! Hong Guan, don't keep talking about calling the police. You are such a jerk and not a real man. If you have the guts, let's fight alone."

Hong Guan also understood. No wonder Xu Damao was caught. Sha Zhu’s foot had healed, or he was just pretending. There was something special about him!

"There's no need to practice. I'm afraid I won't be able to stop myself and really beat you to death. With your mediocre skills, you can only bully Brother Damao!"

He could only bully Xu Damao, which seemed to be the biggest insult to him. Sha Zhu got angry and said, "Fuck you!" He took big strides and rushed towards Hong Guan.

Hong Guan wanted to teach him a lesson, so he hugged his head with a tiger hug, and when he got in front of Sha Zhu, he blocked Sha Zhu's punch, punched Sha Zhu's crotch kick, and then used the iron mountain lean, and Sha Zhu flew away.

After finishing the fight, Hong Guan patted the wrinkles on his clothes and said, "Don't think you are awesome just because you can bully Brother Damao a few times. You are not good enough in my eyes."

Sha Zhu was pushed so hard that he had difficulty breathing and couldn't get up for a while. Xu Damao was stunned. It turned out that what he said before was that Sha Zhu was able to win because he was drunk, which was complete bullshit!

He didn't care about the pain anymore, and trotted to Sha Zhu, from a distance away. He stretched out his legs and kicked Sha Zhu twice, then quickly ran back.

This behavior reminded Hong Guan of the scene in the Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom flirted with the big dog. It was so shameless.

"Brother Guan, the moves you used just now were so cool. You beat Sha Zhu so badly in no time. Please teach me. I want to beat Sha Zhu the same way in the future."

Hong Guan was so angry that he almost laughed. With your small body and no cheats, you still want to beat Sha Zhu. You must be drunk!

"Brother, it's not that I don't want to teach you, but you are too old to practice martial arts. Besides, it's hard to even eat these days. Your body can't handle it!"

"Then why can you practice?"

Hong Guan laughed secretly in his heart, because I have a cheat!

"I can practice because I've been practicing since I was a kid, and when my dad was alive, he often went hunting, so I ate well!"

Xu Damao sighed. It seemed that he had to find other ways to deal with Sha Zhu. Learning martial arts would not work.

The two walked to the bicycle shed, and Hong Guan threw the key to Xu Damao, "Help me ride the bike back, I have something else to do, I'll be back later!"

Xu Damao smiled like a dog, "Okay, don't worry!"

After Xu Damao left, Hong Guan found a corner, pulled out a cart, bought all the watermelons at the door, put them in the inventory, and then went somewhere else and bought three carts of watermelons, which were enough to last for a long time.

He walked back to the courtyard, carrying a watermelon and two roast ducks in his lunch box, and staggered into the yard.

I chatted with Yan Bugui for a while, and I almost got tricked by this old guy into taking away half a watermelon. He is such a terrible abacus expert, it's so f*cking scary.

When he returned to the middle courtyard and entered the house, He Yushui came to greet him, "Brother Guan, why did you come back so late today?"

"I went to the hospital after get off work and visited Yi Zhonghai!"

He Yushui curled her lips and said, "Why are you looking at him? He usually pretends to be a good person, but not only did he not give me food, he also stole my father's money!"

He rubbed her hair lovingly. She had been eating and drinking well recently, and her hair quality had improved a lot. It was not as dry and yellow as before. "Of course I'm going to ask for your money. That idiot Shazhu spends money lavishly. Of course you have to take back what belongs to you so that he won't waste it."

"Ah? Are you going to come back then? How much is it in total?"

"I don't know yet, but I asked Yi Zhonghai for double the amount and told him I would sue him if he didn't give it to me. He got scared and agreed, saying he would ask an aunt to give you the money!"

He Yushui jumped up happily. "Ah? Really? That's great. I don't have to worry about my brother's mood anymore!"

"Don't worry, even if you don't have this money, you don't have to look at your brother's face in the future. I will take care of you!"

He Yushui narrowed her eyes and smiled, "Brother Guan, you are so nice. What are we going to eat tonight?"

"You little greedy cat, didn't you say the roast duck was delicious last time? I bought two more. Heat up the steamed buns and we'll have dinner. We'll have watermelon later, too. We'll each have half!"

He Yushui cheered, "That's great. I haven't eaten watermelon in years." Then he ran into the kitchen.

Hong Guan still felt sorry for her. This silly girl probably hadn't eaten watermelon since He Daqing ran away. This thing is very cheap in summer, but Sha Zhu didn't even buy it to eat. He really has no conscience.

The TV series said that Sha Zhu would often bring some food back from the cafeteria for He Yushui to eat, but think about it, Sha Zhu is still far from being able to be the chef.

There was a three-year famine from 1959 to 1961. Even if he had the ability to bring food, he had nothing to bring. Not long after the famine ended, Jia Dongxu died, and Sha Zhu started to recruit gangs. What good food could He Yushui have eaten?

After dinner, the two ate watermelon together. Hong Guan took out the Go board he brought back from the Water Margin world and taught He Yushui how to play Gobang. Don’t ask why he didn’t teach Go, because he didn’t know how to play it either!

An hour later, He Yushui went back home with a full belly, holding the remaining quarter of the watermelon. Just as Hongguan was about to close the door, he saw an old lady coming back from outside. She must have been delivering food to Yi Zhonghai or something, and she had just returned from the hospital.

"Did Auntie and Uncle tell you that He Yushui's share of the money should be doubled?"

The lady nodded with an unpleasant expression, "Old Yi told me that He Daqing sent me money for three years, five yuan per month for rainwater, doubled to three hundred and sixty yuan in total. I gave it to Sha Zhu according to Old Yi's instructions."

Watching the old lady go home, Hong Guan's face looked a little ugly. Damn it, he didn't expect this. That old guy Yi Zhonghai deliberately gave the money to Sha Zhu just to disgust him. Besides, now that the money is in Sha Zhu's pocket, it will be difficult to take it out.

They came to the front yard and called He Yushui out, and they went into Sha Zhu's house together. As expected, the bastard didn't come back. This was really a shame. I wonder how much money He Yushui would have left when I saw him.

"Brother Guan, you don't seem very happy, what's wrong?"

"Yi Zhonghai asked an old lady to give the money to Sha Zhu, a total of 360 yuan. This was intentional. That bastard Sha Zhu can't save money at all. He hasn't come back yet, and I don't know where he went to spend money."

He Yushui immediately became sad and said, "Ah, what should I do?"

Looking at He Yushui who was about to cry, this girl was really unlucky. "It's okay, I must get the money back. If Shazhu dares not to give it to me, I will break his legs, or make a scene at the factory and ask the finance department to deduct your money directly from me when issuing wages!"

He Yushui smiled and said, "Thank you, Brother Guan!"

"Haha, why are you being so polite to me? I didn't expect Yi Zhonghai to be so rude. Go back to sleep. You have classes tomorrow!"

He Yushui went back to the house, and Hong Guan also went back. He opened the system and took a look. Yi Zhonghai's emotional value had never been interrupted. Although it had decreased a lot, it could still increase by more than a hundred each time.

My goodness, the emotional value is already 50,000 and will soon reach 60,000. What on earth did Yi Zhonghai go through!

In fact, Hong Guan didn't know that the time when Yi Zhonghai was most emotional was when his wound burst and he was pushed into the operating room. When his wound was re-stitched, Yi Zhonghai didn't allow him to take anesthesia for fear that it would affect his future work. He even bit the towel in his mouth until it leaked.

Thinking of Pan Jinlian in the cabin in the woods, Hong Guan felt his nose getting hot. He no longer wanted to think about the lottery and the talent upgrade card. He locked the door and entered the cabin in the woods.

The room was pitch black, and Hong Guan then remembered that Pan Jinlian was a person from ancient times who did not know how to use electric lights. There was no food in the room, so she might have been hungry all day.

After turning on the light, Pan Jinlian opened her eyes dazedly from the sofa and saw Hong Guan. She ran over in surprise and said, "Uncle Hong (an ancient name for the husband's younger brother), where is this place? Where are Dalang and Erlang?"

Hong Guan smiled evilly, "This is my territory, I am a deity, you don't like Big Brother Wu, and you want to have something happen with Second Brother Wu, if you keep going like this, sooner or later you will steal a man and harm Big Brother Wu.

You will live here from now on. Take good care of me and I will make sure you have good food and drink. Do you understand?"

Pan Jinlian looked at Hong Guan in a daze. Uncle Hong was not like this usually. He looked so strange today.

But she was just an ancient woman, accustomed to accepting everything. It was because she was almost raped by Mr. Zhang that she was given to Wu Da as his wife by the great lady.

She didn't have any ideas, and she really hated Wu Dalang. Although Hong Guan wasn't particularly handsome, he was better than Wu Song, the rough guy, and he cared about people. It seemed like a good idea to follow Uncle Hong!

So she nodded, walked over slowly, and leaned in Hong Guan's arms, which meant she agreed.