Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Hearing the screams, the princess woke up immediately. Her agent and bodyguards ran over there immediately and caught two paparazzi from the bushes less than thirty meters away.

"If you hurt anyone at will, I will definitely sue you. We are journalists and we have freedom of the press."

Hong Guan looked at the two of them with amusement. This was a port with soldiers guarding not far away. Hong Guan didn't want to go too far. He just snatched the camera, pulled out the film and exposed it, turning it into waste.

"Haha, paparazzi are paparazzi, and calling them reporters is really nonsense.

The film is useless now. I advise you to get a tetanus shot right away. The needle that shot you just now was rusty. If you don’t get a tetanus shot, if you really get tetanus, you will die miserably!"

The two reporters turned pale and said, "You are so cruel, Princess, right? Just wait for your exposure!"

The princess laughed sweetly, "Then I want to thank you. I just released an album, thank you for helping me promote it!"

After saying that, he pulled Hong Guan into the car, and the Mercedes-Benz started slowly, leaving the two reporters behind.

The two watched the car drive away and spat on the ground, "Fuck, this time we've lost a lot. Could the princess' boyfriend be the legendary martial arts master?"

"It's a bit weird, using a sewing needle to hurt someone, could it be Dongfang Bubai?"

"Idiot, what the hell is Dongfang Bubai? Wouldn't that make him a eunuch? Stop wasting time. I've run into a tough guy today. There's no chance of running away. Let's go to the hospital right away. I don't want to die yet!"

After taking two steps, he hissed and pulled out a sewing needle from his thigh. When he saw that there was rust on it, he became even more frightened and ran away quickly.

In the car, the princess was lying in Hong Guan's arms. "Guan Peng, you are so powerful. You hit the target with a flying needle from a distance of dozens of meters. Are you a martial arts master?"

He pecked the princess on the face and said, "Yes, I am a martial arts master, good at taking yin to replenish yang, are you afraid?"

The princess's funny boner broke out again and she couldn't stop laughing. Her agent, who was sitting in the passenger seat, kept shaking his head. This crazy woman was useless.

After spending two days in Hong Kong shamelessly, the two boarded a plane and flew to London. Looking at the white clouds in the sky, Hong Guan felt a little excited. John Bull Museum, here I come!

As soon as they arrived in London, people from the publishing house were waiting there and took the two of them to the hotel. The princess went to adjust to the jet lag, while Hong Guan was taken to the hotel's auditorium and started his book signing tour directly.

The capitalists are really awesome. They don't treat people as human beings at all. Fortunately, Hong Guan is not an ordinary person either, and he quickly got into the state.

Signing books during the day and going out with the princess at night, three days passed in a flash and soon it was time for a break.

I had a crazy day and also visited the John Bull Museum. It was really disappointing. When I saw the things of the flower growers displayed so openly, I couldn't help but want to try them.

After returning to the hotel, in the dead of night, he pressed the princess's sleeping point, used disguise techniques to transform himself into an African-American, used bone-shrinking techniques to reduce his height to about 1.75 meters, left through the window, and went downstairs.

The current underdeveloped surveillance reduces the risk of Hong Guan’s actions being discovered.

He took out a motorcycle from the ring and soon arrived at the John Bull Museum, accompanied by the roar of the street and the curses of foreigners!

Hong Guan did not intend to hide. He drew out the rapier from the God-Slaying Sword, jumped up, cut off the connection between the two sides of the museum gate, and kicked the gate down with one foot!

With the sirens blaring, they rushed into the museum and destroyed the surveillance cameras along the way. The security guards of the brigade rushed out, and just as they saw Hong Guan, they were knocked down by the tranquilizer gun used to shoot elephants, and they slept like a baby!

Coming to the display area where the antiques of the Flower Growers were displayed, he closed the door and destroyed the surveillance inside. Hong Guan was no longer hiding, and directly used the skill of remote access to frantically harvest cultural relics.

Soon the space in the ring was filled up, and the remaining things could only be placed on the open space in the Forest Manor!

At this time, Hong Guan heard the sounds of helicopters and police cars and knew they could not wait any longer. There were still thousands of items left to be collected. They were lucky!

He came to the wall and charged it. With an explosion, a big hole was opened in the wall. Hong Guan jumped out immediately and ran quickly, but was soon found by the police.

"Stop and put your hands up, or we'll shoot!"

Hong Guan kept walking and took out two homemade pepper tear gas bombs and threw them over. With two slight sounds, a large amount of light red smoke appeared and violent coughing sounds were heard all around.

Several police cars were speeding over in the distance. Hong Guan swung his hand and the wheels disappeared and reappeared, and the police car overturned.

A huge beam of light appeared in the sky. It was the helicopter that locked onto Hong Guan's position. However, the distance was too far, so the telekinetic access skill was of no use.

"Listen, everyone down there. You've been surrounded. Surrendering is your only way out. Otherwise, we'll shoot."

Although this helicopter did not have a Gatling gun, it had a sniper who set up a sniper rifle at the hovering position of the helicopter and aimed at Hong Guan!

Hong Guan remembered what was said in Wolf Warrior 1: Even the most powerful sniper needs 2.5 seconds to lock onto a person's position. This is his chance!

The continuous serpentine movement and rapid advancement, with each change of direction taking less than two and a half seconds, left the sniper with his mouth open, a little confused.

Moving forward quickly while changing directions constantly at a very fast speed, is this something a normal person can do?

The key point is that while Hong Guan was running, he also scattered a lot of caltrops behind him. Judging from the quantity, it was no less than 20 kilograms, and no one saw where he put the things!

Soon, Hong Guan arrived at a nearby building, hid in the corner of the building, kicked open a manhole cover, and jumped down.

After jumping down, Hong Guan did not run forward, but entered the Jungle Manor and stayed there quietly. After waiting for twenty minutes, he changed himself into a London police uniform, turned into a white man, and appeared at the entrance of the sewer.

I climbed up slowly and saw police stationed nearby. "What's the situation down there?"

Hong Guan showed a disgusted expression. "We haven't caught the person yet. It stinks down there. I came up to get some fresh air. Do you have a cigarette? One?"

A policeman handed him a cigarette. Hong Guan lit it and took a puff. He walked towards the police car in the distance, opened the door and got in. The driver was a little confused. "Who are you?"

Hong Guan acted quickly, pressed on his sleeping point, pulled him up, threw him on the back seat, and drove away in the police car.

After driving about three kilometers out of the search range, he parked the police car in an inconspicuous place, changed into an inconspicuous car, and drove away.

He changed cars twice along the way. When he arrived at the hotel, he changed out of his police uniform, put on a suit, and walked into the hotel.

He reached the third floor, took advantage of the blind spot of the surveillance camera, returned to the room to remove his makeup, hugged the princess, and soon fell asleep.

There was a commotion in the hotel before daybreak and soon there was a knock on the door.

After waking up the princess, Hong Guan pretended to be impatient, opened the door, and yawned, "What are you doing at this late hour?"

A police officer took out his ID and said, "Excuse me, are you alone in this room?"

"No, there's my girlfriend!"

"Sorry, we need to go in and search, maybe you should let your girlfriend get dressed first!"

"Okay, wait a minute!"

Soon the princess yawned, leaned in Hong Guan's arms, and sat on the sofa. Several policemen entered the room, searched carefully, and shook their heads at the police officers.

"Excuse me, have you not left the hotel at all this night?"

"Yes, we played all day and we are very tired."

"You went to the John Bull Museum today, didn't you?"

"Yes, we bought the tickets."

"Thank you for your cooperation. You may not be able to leave London for the time being. We may still need your cooperation!"

Hong Guan came and said, "I really want to cooperate with you, but I can't do anything because I am a writer and my schedule is arranged in advance.

If you need me to stay, you need to communicate with XX Publishing House and Bald Eagle's XX Publishing House. They have arranged a large number of signing activities for me in the next period of time.

If you disrupt my schedule and incur losses, you need to confirm with them. If they agree, I have no objection! "

The police officer nodded seriously and left with the police. The princess had just come to her senses, but was still confused.

"Honey, what happened?"

Hong Guan showed a helpless expression, "We have been sleeping together, and you don't know, so how could I know? Let's just continue sleeping. The publishing house will take care of the rest!"

He was not worried about being discovered. The reason was very simple. When he took action, he used the skill of shrinking his bones, and his height did not exceed 1.8 meters.

Moreover, they did not cover their faces. One was an African American and the other was white. There was no way they would suspect me, an Asian.

As expected, Hong Guan continued his journey the next morning, but he was accompanied by two policemen. Of course, they might also be military intelligence personnel, it’s hard to say.

They will follow Hong Guan's entire trip in Europe.

As expected, in a capitalist country, there is nothing that capitalists cannot handle, but the presence of these two policemen also ruined Hong Guan’s next plan.

Hongguan can no longer visit many small museums that collect antiques.

The princess soon understood the reason for the incident. The John Bull Museum had been robbed and more than 17,000 cultural relics of the Flower Growers were lost. No wonder the police were following them.

This piece of news was groundbreaking. People all over the world were wondering how the cultural relics were moved away in such a short time.

Some people with conspiracy theorists jumped out and said that in fact the cultural relics were not stolen by this person, but were embezzled by the museum staff. The so-called thief was just a smokescreen they threw out.

Spain, France, Germany, Belgium, Poland, Sweden and other countries. In one month, I traveled all over Europe.

The princess was very enthusiastic at first, but soon she lost interest and in the end she simply refused to leave the hotel.

Hong Guan fed her a lot of meat that was a specialty of the jungle dungeon, which improved her attributes and made her more energetic.

When they flew to Bald Eagle, the two policemen had already left, and no useful clues were found in Hongguan.

Half a month later, the signing event in North America was over. As school was about to start, Hong Guan called his teacher and asked for another ten days off. He could skip other places but had to go to Jiaobenji once and the toilet had to be blown up!

Another five days passed, and we went to Bangzi and Lijiaopo, and finally arrived at Jiaobenji.

The book signing event lasted two days, leaving the princess three days to play. After all, she was exhausted over the past month!

The next morning after the book signing event, the princess was still sleeping. Hong Guan took advantage of the blind spot of the surveillance camera, went to the bathroom in the hotel corridor, and changed into a small Baka kimono.

Leaving the hotel and heading towards the Yasukuni Shrine, you bunch of beasts, just get ready for the big explosion!