Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Xu Kaiyang struggled for a while, then gave up and said, "Please let me go. I won't make trouble anymore!"

Hong Guan let go and laughed, "Look how good this is. It's useless to risk your life for a woman. Now I'm helping you to face the reality, and bringing joy to Lao Zhang and Chen Xiaozheng. It's a win-win situation for both of you!"

Xu Kaiyang lay down on the bed and said, "Thank you so much!"

Hong Guan took out a pair of used socks and threw them over. Xu Kaiyang jumped up and said, "I'm in this state, and you're still messing with me. Are you still a human being?"

Hong Guan looked at Xu Kaiyang with disdain and said, "Get lost! Who messed with you? I like women. If you want to sleep, go back to your bed and don't occupy my bed!"

Xu Kaiyang looked at Hong Guan speechlessly, lay down on his bed, covered himself with the quilt, and soon began to snore.

He spread his hands towards Zhang Kai and Chen Xiaozheng and said, "Look how good this is. Once you vent your emotions, you can fall asleep."

The two of them gave each other an awkward but polite smile and continued to do their own things. Zhang Kai put on headphones and watched a movie on his small TV.

Don’t doubt why you can plug in headphones on TV. Before traveling through time, Hong Guan clearly remembered that you could plug in headphones on a black and white TV!

When he came back from get out of class in the afternoon, Hong Guan was eating a bowl of fried noodles. Xu Kaiyang, who was sleeping soundly, woke up from hunger when he smelled the fragrance.

"What time is it now?"

"Five-thirty in the afternoon!"

"Oh, I slept for so long!" He then suddenly widened his eyes and said, "Fuck, Professor Li has a class this afternoon, and I skipped the class without a reason, so I'm dead!"

At this time, Zhang Kai also came back listlessly, "Lao Xu, you screwed me over. When Lao Li called the name, I answered for you and we were caught. We both got points deducted.

The final exam is going to be a tough one for both of us!"

Xu Kaiyang was stunned for a moment, then he threw back the quilt and said, "Fuck him, if I fail the exam, I fail. It's not like I've failed before. Lao Zhang, Peng'er, let's go out for dinner. I want to cheer myself up and pick up girls."

Hong Guan put down the fried noodles and said, "Then can you stop staring at Beijing Construction University? It's full of ugliness. Look at the jokes of our school. Then look at the beauties of Beijing Foreign Studies University, Fashion Institute and Beijing University of Economics and Business. It's too embarrassing."

Zhang Kai quickly interrupted and said, "Don't talk nonsense, this year's Ruan Guan is still pretty good!"

Hong Guan looked at the licking dog with disdain. "Haha, only the legs are good. They can be played with for half a year. Don't you think they look a bit old? Look at the ones from other schools, and the ones from the medical school. They are so tender that they can cum if you pinch them.

Only you can appreciate that, wild boars have never eaten any fine bran!"

"you!"

"What do you mean by 'I'? You're not convinced, right? Why don't I take you there to broaden your horizons when I don't have classes? I really don't understand what you're thinking. Why do you have to sit in a well and look at the world from the north?"

Zhang Kai felt a lung tube inserted, and his chest felt a little stuffy. Xu Kaiyang quickly came out to smooth things over, "Let's not talk about this. When we don't have classes, we can go and take a look and we'll know. What if there's something better?"

Hong Guan put his arm around Xu Kaiyang's shoulders and said, "That's right. You are a rich second-generation and you are not ugly. Why do you want to hang yourself on a short tree that is difficult to hang yourself from?"

The three of them left arm in arm and chose a barbecue restaurant. The barbecue had just arrived and the two were about to start grilling it, but Hong Guan stopped them, picked up the plate and sniffed it twice.

"Waiter, call your boss over!"

The waiter nodded and left. Zhang Kai couldn't help but ask, "Is there something wrong with this meat?"

"It's not a big problem, it's just not very fresh and will go bad soon, so I put more ingredients in it. It's fine for me to eat it, but if you eat too much, I'm not sure!"

At this time, the boss came over. He was plump and looked very kind. "What can I do for you?"

"It's not a big deal. Your meat isn't very fresh. Cut us a few plates of fresh meat. It should be fine!"

The boss continued to laugh, "How can it not be fresh? Did you see it wrong?"

"Boss, let's not talk nonsense. If you change it, we will eat here. If not, we will leave now!"

The boss narrowed his eyes and said, "Then you three are welcome to come next time!"

Hong Guan nodded indifferently, "Then let's go to another one. Boss, you said something wrong. There won't be a next time!"

The boss was still smiling, his eyes sparkling. "You can go. Since you don't want to eat, I'll pay for the charcoal. Fifty!"

Zhang Kai hissed, "Boss, you are going too far. What kind of charcoal is so valuable? Why don't you just go and rob it for fifty yuan?"

"That's how much I said. If you don't give it to me, you can't leave today!"

Hong Guan walked up to the boss, put his hands in his pockets, and pressed against the boss' waist. "Can we go?"

The boss was so dumbfounded that he broke out in a cold sweat. "You can walk, you can walk too, brother, it's no big deal, I'm with Brother Zang, where are you from, don't flush the Dragon King Temple!"

Hong Guan looked at the boss with a smile, "I eat raw meat, are we eating together?"

The boss waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no, you are a great person, I can't afford you, please leave!"

"We are hungry and don't want to leave. Can you bring us some good meat so we can have a good meal?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I can. I can. Please take a seat. I'll treat you all to a good meal. Just consider it as making friends!"

Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang sat down confused. "What do you mean by eating raw meat?"

"It's just a life-threatening job, just like the Big Circle Gang in Hong Kong!"

"You said he believed it?"

Hong Guan gestured and asked the two men to lean over, and then secretly showed them the iron pipe in his pocket. "Based on this, he thought there was a biubiu in my pocket!"

Xu Kaiyang gave Hong Guan a thumbs up and said, "Fuck, you're awesome, aren't you afraid of leaking it?"

"Fuck, does he dare? If he really wants me to take out the stuff, and if he really eats raw meat, then we'll fight to the death. If he's really that awesome, would he still open a barbecue restaurant here?"

"That's true. Then shall we continue to eat the barbecue?"

"Of course you should. Eat as much as you can. Didn't you hear what he said? He's treating us. If we don't eat, we'll be showing disrespect to him!"

While they were talking, the waiter started serving the meat. Four large plates were piled full, with each plate weighing at least two kilograms. The meat in the plates was bright red and had all been freshly cut. Hong Guan took a sniff and found that it was a cow that had been freshly slaughtered today!

Three more boxes of Yanjing were brought in. The boss came over, opened a bottle, poured it for the three people, toasted each of them, and then hid behind the bar.

The three of them had almost finished eating and were about to leave when a man with a big tumor came in with a few people who were almost November, still wearing short sleeves and showing their flowery arms, and walked straight to the bar.

The fat boss stood up, looked at the positions of the three people, and said a few words. The big tumor-prone man walked over quickly and said, "Friend, my name is Zang Tiansuo. Please call me Brother Zang for your respect. I don't know what your name is."

Hong Guan raised his eyebrows and glanced at him. "Are you telling me about your wrist? What era is this? You're still making such a fuss. Aren't you a singer? What? Are you here to help others settle disputes?

I am Lantern Man, my name is Xiaoguo, what can I do for you?"

Zang Tiansuo's expression was a little stiff, but he still said, "Brother, you are so young, you don't look like it!"

Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang were both a little stage frightened and their faces turned pale, which made Zang Tiansuo even more certain of his thoughts. This was just a scam!

Hong Guan stroked his hair, with an expression on his face as if he was looking at a dead person. "Hiss, you are such a fucking interesting person. If you want to sing, just sing well. Why don't you pick a few street urchins and come out to sing with me, right?

You want to know if I'm real or not? Fine, then let me prove it here, or how about going to the kitchen to prove it? If I prove it here, I can't say what will happen to your little brother, but you must be defeated!"

Zang Tiansuo felt a chill on his neck. "Then let's talk in the kitchen? If I misunderstood, I will apologize to you!"

"Okay, you two wait here, I'll be back soon!"

Zhang Kai was about to stand up when Hong Guan held him down and said, "Just stay still. It's none of your business!"

After entering the kitchen, as the people who were cutting and cutting dough had just left, Hong Guan took out a Ma brand pistol and pointed it at Zang Tiansuo and the others, "Do you see clearly this time? Is this real or fake?"

The atmosphere froze, and the few dared not move. Hong Guan opened the safety, pulled the bolt, grabbed Zang Tiansuo's fat hand, put the Ma brand pistol in his hand, and pointed it at his head.

"Come on, fire a shot and see if it's real!"

Zang Tiansuo forced out a stiff smile and said, "No, brother, I believe it. It's real. Don't get angry. It's not that serious. It's just a matter of a meal!"

"About a meal?"

"It's just a meal!"

"Not that much?"

"No!"

"I think it's really fucking necessary. I finally changed my identity and went to Beijing Construction University. Do you know how hard it is? I went out to eat with two classmates and was interrupted and asked to go to the kitchen. I was so fucking angry!"

"Brother, it's not that bad. It's really not that bad. I'll give you 10,000 yuan. Take it and drink some tea to cool down your anger!"

Hong Guan patted Zang Tiansuo's face and said, "Ten thousand dollars. Do you think I need your ten thousand dollars after coming back from Hong Kong? Either you shoot me and run away immediately, and never stay in the Flower Growing Family again, or I shoot you and run away to Hong Kong or Pineapple Province!"

Zang Tiansuo's hands were shaking. "No, brother, I'll give you 100,000 yuan to comfort you and your classmates' wounded hearts, okay?"

"One hundred thousand?"

"One hundred thousand!"

"When will you give it to me?"

"I'll have someone go back and get it. I have cash at home and will give it to you right away!"

"You don't feel wronged, do you?"

"I'm not wronged. How could I feel wronged just for making friends with you?"

Hong Guan laughed, took the Ma brand pistol, and in front of them, he pulled the bolt. A bullet popped out. He caught it with his hand, took out the magazine and put it back in, then put the gun in his pocket.

"Look at what has happened. If you wanted to make friends, you should have told me earlier. I love making friends the most. So, brother, you can arrange for someone to get the money and ask the boss to serve us four more plates of meat. We are not full yet!"

Zang Tiansuo and his little brothers were so scared that no one doubted whether the gun was real or not this time. They all thought that this guy was so cruel that he actually took a loaded gun and pointed it at his head!

Why didn't they dare to shoot? On the one hand, they were timid. On the other hand, what if the other party had companions and they were friends with whom they had risked their lives? What if they killed them?

Anyone who can get the identity of a college student these days is definitely not a simple person. It's better to have less trouble than more. It's just 100,000 yuan. Is your life more important than that?

Hong Guan went back and sat down. The meat came up soon. Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang, confused, continued to eat and drink with Hong Guan. After about half an hour, almost all of the four plates of meat had gone into Hong Guan's stomach, and the two were full.

Zang Tiansuo's two younger brothers came in and handed a black bag to Zang Tianshuo who was sitting on the side. Zang Tiansuo did not delay, took the bag and walked to Hong Guan and handed the money to him!

"Brother, we are even now!"

Hong Guan laughed and said, "That won't work. It makes me look unfair. I'll give you a song to repay your kindness."

Without waiting for Zang Tiansuo to answer, he took out a pen and a piece of white paper, wrote a song about wine for a friend and gave it to Zang Tiansuo. The song sounded very heroic and was suitable for Fatty Zang!

Zang Tiansuo had admitted defeat. It didn't matter whether he sang or not, but when he picked it up and looked at it, he smiled happily.

With this song, the 100,000 yuan was not wasted. I can release an album, use it as the lead song, and then hold a few commercial performances, and the money will be back.

"Brother, if you have any inconveniences in Peking, just tell me. I won't say a word!"

Hong Guan exchanged a few more words with him, and was then sent to the door by them. He then left with Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai!