Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Just as he walked downstairs, he saw Zhu Xiaobei walking towards the school canteen. Hong Guan walked over and bumped into him, "Hey, brother Xiaobei, where are you going?"

Zhu Xiaobei rubbed his shoulders and glared at Hong Guan. "I'm going to the store to buy something."

Hong Guan thought about it. Zhu Xiaobei's family was not well off. Her sister sold buns near the school. Zhu Xiaobei didn't look like the kind of person who would eat snacks, so she must have been buying daily necessities.

After taking a look at Zhu Xiaobei's face, I quickly understood what she wanted to buy.

He hugged Zhu Xiaobei and smelled the hormones on Hong Guan's body. Zhu Xiaobei blushed and said, "What are you doing? Don't mess around!"

Hong Guan looked at Zhu Xiaobei strangely and said, "Brother, are you overthinking this? What can I do? I just want to tell you that you should buy things outside in the future. There are problems with the things in the canteen!"

"What could be the problem?"

Looking at the stupidity in Zhu Xiaobei's eyes, Hong Guan silently said to himself, "It's all for the mission. Don't spread this. More than 90% of the things in the store have problems.

For example, some food is expired, while others, as long as they have not grown mold, are repackaged after the expiration date, with a new production date, and continued to be sold.

Also, their toilet paper is bleached with industrial bleach and contains a large number of bacteria. If you women use it, you will easily get gynecological diseases!

The worst thing is sanitary napkins, which are made of recycled cotton and bleached with industrial bleach. They are in contact with your skin for a long time, which is more harmful.

I heard that other schools also used this method, and a girl got a vaginal disease for no apparent reason, and her classmates found out. She couldn't stand the rumors and dropped out of school."

Zhu Xiaobei was stunned, looking at Hong Guan with horror, "Are you kidding me?"

Hong Guan raised his hand and rubbed her hair. "Are you crazy? Why would I joke with you like this? But don't go out and say anything. If you can open a small store in school, there must be someone behind you. If it gets out, you will definitely be punished. Don't implicate me!"

Zhu Xiaobei nodded and said, "I understand, but the small shops outside may not be trustworthy!"

"Haha, then why don't you go to a bigger supermarket, buy more at a time, buy decent brands, and avoid those brands you haven't heard of? Isn't that enough?"

Zhu Xiaobei nodded, "Okay, thanks!"

Hong Guan laughed out loud, "Brother, why are you being polite to me?"

Zhu Xiaobei's face turned dark, she pushed Hong Guan's hand away and walked away without looking back. Although she was a tomboy, the problem was that she was not a lesbian. She was really treated as a brother by others, which made Xue Zi very angry.

The two continued to walk out, and Zhang Kai couldn't help but ask, "Guan Peng, was what you just said true?"

"Otherwise, you should be careful. Even the Coke in the canteen may not be real. These days, the cost of counterfeiting is very low, but the profit is really high!"

Zhang Kai nodded, and the two of them went outside the school and found a Mending meat pie shop and ordered thirty Mending meat pie.

"Peng'er, you ordered so much, we can't finish it all!"

"Don't worry, I'm here for you! I'll take care of the rest!"

After eating and drinking, she opened her mouth and patted her belly, just like a pregnant woman in her fifth month of pregnancy.

When Hong Guan returned to school in the afternoon, he entered the auditorium for the first time to attend class. In his previous life, he was only in a junior college and there was no such thing as an auditorium. It was quite novel for him to enter for the first time.

Just as she was about to find a place to sit down, she saw Ruan Guan and the others were there too. Xu Kaiyang, the dead licker, sat next to Zheng Wei, asking about her well-being. Zheng Wei's eyes were as red as a rabbit's as she stared at Hong Guan.

Hong Guan felt a chill down his spine. He took the textbook and sat in the last row. Zheng Wei turned around and glared at him again!

"Zheng Wei, if you keep staring at me, I'll charge you for your ticket!"

The students in the classroom couldn't help laughing. Zheng Wei turned her head away unwillingly. Soon the teacher came in and started teaching!

The courses were still boring, so Hong Guan simply kept flipping through books to study on his own. With the blessing of high attributes, his learning efficiency was faster. If Chen Xiaozheng was a top student, then he was definitely a god of study. The feeling of cheating was really fucking great!

The get out of class was finally over and Hong Guan ran away with his books. Zheng Wei, this tiger woman, was really annoying. Zhang Kai came back soon, but Xu Kaiyang was not there. He was probably accompanying Zheng Wei to the School of Political Science and Law.

At around nine o'clock in the evening, Xu Kaiyang returned to the dormitory listlessly. "Old Xu, what happened?"

Xu Kaiyang looked at Hong Guan with a sad face, "Peng'er, you are such a jerk. Zheng Wei and I went to the University of Political Science and Law to look for someone, and we found Zheng Wei's childhood sweetheart. My love is dead!"

Hong Guan was also speechless. Lin Jing was unreliable. You should have hidden for two more days. You were exposed now!

"Zheng Wei is dating her childhood sweetheart?"

"if not?"

Patting Xu Kaiyang on the shoulder, he said, "Old Xu, don't be discouraged. Haven't you heard the saying, 'The one who is close to the water gets the moon first. As long as you use the hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.'

Besides, you are from the Department of Architecture, so you have professional skills and are more confident!"

Xu Kaiyang grabbed Hong Guan's hand and said, "Peng'er, why don't you teach me a few tricks? As long as I can catch Zheng Wei, you will be my godfather in the future!"

Wow, what a guy. For a woman, he found a godfather for himself. Do your parents know about it?

"Old Xu, do you think it's possible that I never have to chase girls, but they always chase me?"

Xu Kaiyang looked up at Hong Guan and threw his hands aside. "You still want to be my godfather? Even if I give you a chance, you are useless! You are a single dog, what are you bragging about? I'd better find a way myself!"

Hong Guanyi's forehead was filled with black lines. This is fucking too much. He starts to mock me when he can't help me. How inhuman!

At this time, Xu Kaiyang was heard chatting with Zhang Kai, "Old Zhang, find me a few of your discs. I want to learn how to chase women. I must win Zheng Wei."

Then the two of them found a movie that was not available for broadcast and started watching it. It seemed to be a drama starring Teacher Xu. You guys are so cruel!

A few days passed, and on the weekend, Hong Guan returned home and took out his computer. Tianwang had already sorted out the novels.

Hong watched it and found: The Left Ear, The Devotion of Suspect X, Shanshan Comes to Eat, Love of Silent Night, and The Legend of Lu Zhen.

"Skynet, is there a novel about Lu Zhen's Legend?"

"No, but I can turn it into a novel. It's very simple."

"Well, let's start revising it. Have you settled the matter with the magazine and the publishing house?"

"There is no owner. There is too little information on the domestic Internet. I suggest you find it yourself."

Although it was a bit painful, I still nodded. There was no other way. Nowadays, many people in the flower-growing world are still arguing about whether to develop the Internet or the local area network. It is normal to have no information. Print media is the king.

I looked down at other novels and suddenly saw Harry Potter, the Maze Runner, Twilight, The Hunger Games and Fifty Shades of Grey.

"Why are there foreign novels here? Hasn't Harry Potter been released yet?"

"Master, if you want to make money, foreign novels are more profitable. Harry Potter was published in 1997."

"We don't even have any channels in China, let alone overseas!"

"There is information about publishers abroad. We can give it a try, but it's better to find an agent!"

"Okay, I get it. For these novels, you should first change the ones that are out of date and print out some for me. Since Harry Potter was released in 1997, it is very likely that the manuscripts are available now. We need to do it as soon as possible."

"understand!"

The next day, Hong Guan got up and put away the computer, leaving it to continue working in the Forest Manor. After all, he was just writing a novel and didn't need to use the Internet.

When he came to Baihua Recording Studio, Boss Zhang was the only person in the cultural circle that he could contact. He didn't know how many of his parents' remaining connections he could use, and there was no one in the cultural field, so he decided to just forget it.

Arriving at Baihua, I greeted the front desk and found Boss Zhang, who was recording a song for the princess again. How could he be so idle? Didn't he need to go back to Hong Kong to make money?

"Brother Zhang, are you busy?"

Seeing that it was Hong Guan, Boss Zhang waved his hand casually and said, "You are here, kid? Find a place to sit by yourself. You don't come here for no reason. Are you going to record a song again?"

Hong Guan sat next to the mixing desk and said in a Beijing-style manner, "I'm not recording a song. Inspiration is something that can't just come out of nowhere. Besides, I'm still a student after all. The school won't allow me to record songs every day!"

"Haha, you are talking nonsense. Those four songs of yours are so popular that pirated copies have been released. I heard that they sold 200,000 copies in just two days!"

Hong Guan hissed. The genuine product hasn't even been released yet, but pirated copies are already available. The profit of one dollar per copy is two hundred thousand. It really hurts my teeth.

But I couldn't show my weakness at this time, so I could only pretend to be magnanimous and said, "Well, what does the popularity of the song have to do with me? If you go to the streets, how many people know me? This is a typical case of the song being popular but the person not being famous!"

Boss Zhang also put down his headphones at this time and sat down next to Hong Guan. "So what are you doing here today?"

"Brother Zhang, didn't you say last time that you would come to me if I had any questions? I have worked hard and never sleep to write three books, but I don't know anyone at the magazine or publishing house. I wanted to ask Brother Zhang if he has any connections!"

"Fuck, is this true? You can write a book? Don't you want to study?"

"I'm sorry to have made you laugh, Brother Zhang. These are all trivial matters, not worth mentioning. I can't leave school. As for the things in the books, I can just learn them casually!"

Boss Zhang rolled his eyes. He felt that Hong Guan was showing off, but he had no evidence.

"What kind of books are these? Take them out and have a look!"

Hong Guan took out the printed copies of Left Ear, The Devotion of Suspect X, and Harry Potter. Boss Zhang of Left Ear took a quick look at them and put them down. This kind of youth pain literature was not the cup of tea for an old man like him.

As for the suspect, the old guy was so amazed at what he saw that he couldn't stop.

I saw there was Harry Potter, so I picked it up and took a look at it, but when I saw it was all in English, I put it down.

"You can write English books?"

"Of course, you just need hands, right?"

"I told you that you're fat and you're out of breath. I can find a way to get these two Chinese books for you. Don't bother two people with one thing. It's the Peking Publishing House. They also have their own magazine. I heard they're looking for someone to contribute. I'll arrange someone for you and you can talk to them yourself."

"That's great, but what about this Harry Potter book? Does Brother Zhang have any overseas connections?"

Boss Zhang shook his head. "No, I didn't. It's the Peking Publishing House. I just happened to have a friend's wife as the editor-in-chief. I'm not that unscrupulous!"

"I do!" Upon hearing this voice, Hong Guan tilted his head and found that it was the princess who came out. However, this woman's eyes were a little hot, and she didn't look like a good person!