Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

Zhang Musi stared at the kitchen nervously. The blind man had a strong build, and the formal apron he wore now looked like a censored bellyband.

The time for recording the 16-digit number is about to come, and no one knows what will happen. Even the mute is not in a daze, but stands aside and stares at the blind man seriously.

"I knew this day would come." The blind man smiled like a celebrity meeting his fans, "With my attractive long legs and slim waist, my strong muscles will always be discovered by sharp eyes."

Yeah, yeah, whatever you said is right.

"But I think..." He glanced at the pile of weapons next to the stove, "Have you considered the potential safety issues when weapons are close to open flames?"

"I've considered it." Zhang Musi was as serious as a spokesperson, and his words were just as nonsense. "After taking into account the objective situation and the benefits, combined with your unrivaled skills, it is 100% safe."

He raised his thumb and nodded vigorously.

"So I just have to rely on myself, a blind man~"

"Uh-huh."

"Little cabbage~ the ground is yellow~"

"Attention all departments! Attention all departments! The countdown has begun now."

"10...3, 2, 1, ignite!"

Bang, the fire in the stove lit up as promised. Looking at the two idiots laughing like fools and high-fiving happily, Zhang Qiling was speechless.

In fact, they don’t know what determines the last second, so they just let it go.

The blind man is really good at stir-frying shredded pork with green peppers.

Selected Sichuan peppercorns are cut into almost the same thickness as the shredded pork. The bean paste is added to a hot pan with cold oil. The two are tempered over low heat until they turn red, then quickly slid into the shredded pork. Against the steam from the pan, the strong arms quickly stir-fry in the air. Each piece of pork contacts the wall of the pan for less than 1 second, as if moist mist passes through the pistil, and it is thoroughly soaked without any water droplets. The aroma of the gravy is cooked over low heat, and every bit of essence is squeezed out before being cooked over high heat, and all the juice is tightly wrapped in the shredded pork.

The color becomes bright red and the meat becomes firm. Then add the shredded green pepper and stir-fry vigorously. Add light soy sauce, oyster sauce, sugar, and chicken essence in turn. Before boiling, sprinkle in cumin to enhance the flavor. The room is filled with fragrance in an instant.

"what!"

The incident happened suddenly. In that 16-bit second, a light blue humanoid creature appeared out of thin air, less than half a meter above.

Without any pause, the creature seemed to exist in another dimension, falling straight towards the freshly fried shredded pork and green peppers.

The blind man's muscles were always on standby. When faced with an unexpected situation, ordinary people would need a certain amount of time to react, but he went straight into combat mode. In less than a second, he stretched out his arm and grabbed his foot above the edge of the pot.

Zhang Musi was right behind the blind man. He was startled to see the creature appear out of nowhere. He couldn't even see his figure clearly. He walked past the blind man and took the wok with one hand, revealing the fire underneath.

"The meal I worked so hard to prepare cannot be wasted." Zhang Musi checked the shredded pork and green pepper with lingering fear. Although nothing fell in, if there was some saliva or mucus, then the whole pot of dish would be ruined!

"Fortunately, fortunately, the food was not wasted!" Zhang Musi checked very carefully, and when he looked up, he saw the inexplicable gazes of the two people.

"Why... This is my instinct as a cook. I can never give up a cooked dish."

Tsk, I always forget that this guy’s main job is a cook. Zhang Qiling’s eyes flickered and his face said: You cook from now on.

"Please pay attention." Zhang Musi's face-reading skill was maxed out, and he shook his finger. "I'm a retired chef, understand? It means that in my long life, cooking has come to an end."

"The blind man wants to say~you two must focus on discussing this pot of food. Is no one paying attention to the creature in the blind man's hand?"

The blind man looked at the two people confronting each other with helplessness. He felt that the boss's special ability would inexplicably lower the intelligence of everyone who met him. Even the mute started to bite his white teeth.

Zhang Qiling then realized that he had been overlooked. His face turned slightly red and he glared at Zhang Muchi secretly.

Tsk, how embarrassing.

Zhang Musi calmly put the food aside without blushing or turning pale, and walked over to look at the upside-down creature.

The little monster was the size of a one-year-old baby, and except for the extremely long tail growing behind it, it looked like a beautiful baby.

The little monster had one of its feet held and looked at the blind man in confusion. It kicked its feet tentatively and wagged its tail, as if it thought the blind man was playing with it and started giggling.

"What is this?" The blind man shook the baby in his arms, looking curious.

There was a cloth wrapped around the little monster's butt, probably because of the tail. The person who wrapped it didn't know what to do. The uncomfortable little monster struggled in the air, twisting its little butt and rubbing it against the ground.

"Tsk, what's going on~ A blind man can't take care of a child."

The blind man looked at the monster who was starting to make a fuss with disgust, and had no intention of comforting the child at all.

Zhang Qiling looked at the little monster. He was not sure what kind of creature it was, so he rubbed it with his fingers hanging down at his side.

It's hard to think about whether to break your head.

"Wait... there's something inside." Zhang Musi noticed with his sharp eyes that a corner of cloth of a different color appeared next to the sack cloth, and hurriedly stopped the blind man's actions.

He reached out and found a piece of linen with words written on it. The material of the cloth was very rough and the words were blurred by the ink. Zhang Musi carefully distinguished the words on it.

When the fingers touched its belly, the little monster giggled with its mouth open.

The blind man looked at the silly look of the little monster and grinned and laughed.

"This little monster was sent here by Zhang Xiaoshe and Fatty. It was bred in the mountains and rivers."

Zhang Musi's head was buzzing. In all the plots, Kunlun Tai on Changbai Mountain was mentioned. It was said that the original place where the spiritual energy of heaven and earth gathered would give birth to something similar to a baby. Such a Feng Shui treasure cave could not be calculated by human deduction. It could only be discovered and dug out, and then the mausoleum could be built in it. In history, only Huangdi was buried in such a Kunlun Tai.

The earth-born fetuses have not been discovered yet. After tens of thousands of years of evolution, some of them will become spirits, such as...Sun Wukong? !

"Is this little monster Monkey King?" Zhang Musi was shocked. This mixture of plots was too outrageous.

"No." Zhang Qiling said. Zhang Musi looked at the calm face and then his pounding heart fell back into the distance.

Having Zhang Qiling around is like a stabilizing force. Looking at him makes one feel safer unconsciously, as if all the unreasonable things are commonplace and indifferent in front of him.

"There are two types of spirit fetuses conceived in mountains and rivers. One is the Kunlun fetus, which is born from the spiritual energy of mountains and rivers and becomes a spirit after thousands of years. This kind of fetus is in human form at birth, and gradually degenerates into a bird or beast after it becomes a spirit. It is impossible for it to be like him, who just has an extra tail."

Zhang Qiling glanced at the little monster, his expression also filled with confusion.

"The other kind is born from the mountains, nurtured for thousands of years to form a human spirit. This kind of spirit fetus..."

"It is not created by nature, nor is it created by human power..."

Zhang Musi stared, waiting for the mute to continue, but the mute not only did not speak, he also looked away and stared at the little monster in a daze.

Is that the end? This conclusion excludes two wrong options, neither natural nor human, and there is nothing left!

"Mute, you can do it! You can only say half of the words, right!"

Zhang Musi gritted his teeth, anger rising from his heart and evil fear rising from his chest. He picked up the little monster from the blind man's hands and held it in his arms like a child. The little monster found that the world he saw was upside down and started to giggle.

"Baby, come here, do you know who he is?" Zhang Musi coaxed the little monster and pointed at the mute.

The mute stared at the two of them in confusion, and then listened to Zhang Muchi's teachings.

"He is mommy, come on, call mommy."

"m…a…"

...Zhang Qiling, his fist is hard!

It has to be said that Fatty is a good friend, he knows how to give gifts.