Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

"In order to deepen our understanding, I brought a promotional video of our factory."

Wu Sanxing: What did you bring?

"Please see vcr."

"Which company has the best longevity technology? Find a factory in the universe and on earth. The most professional thief fighting team, Gatling helicopter, 180+ male team to escort you! (170+ female team to serve you!) 4000 years of accumulation! Mature and reliable longevity solutions to solve your worries! Ding ding ding! The most cutting-edge R&D team, the most complete information reserves, and the most considerate customer service guy!"

After playing the promotional video, Zhang Musi ran to Wu Sanxing, put his arm around his shoulder like a good friend, and forced him to sit on the ground.

"My friend, I advise you not to move. Look forward."

Not paying any attention to Wu Sanxing's little trick, Zhang Musi pointed in the direction of the other three people warmly.

Wu Sanxing's eyelids twitched as if he had been hit on the nerves. He saw several men, each holding a Vulcan machine gun with a barrel similar to that of an M134, and they were just about to hit him on the forehead.

Aren't these things usually installed on tanks and airplanes? Why are you putting it directly on your waist?

Tomb robbing without a shovel, when the hell did the requirements become so high?

"Friend, what do you mean?"

"It's nothing special. I just want to open your eyes." Zhang Musi said lightly.

Wu Sanxing: Damn it, those 18 black cannon barrels are not pointed at you!

"I think you have extraordinary talents and will achieve great things in the future, so I want to get your business."

"Business?" He was shocked and thought he would definitely fall into the hands of this group of people today.

"what business?"

"You pay, we do the work."

"Is this what you call cooperation?" Wu Sanxing was furious. Isn't this robbery?

"You pointed a gun at me and asked me to pay, and you call that cooperation?"

"Eh... you can't say that." Zhang Musi shook his head in disapproval. "Robbery means you pay money but get nothing in return. We are different. We still provide you with some services!"

This is kidding! What kind of service can you provide? You just take the money and run away!

"Wake up three times! Wake up three times!"

"What's wrong?" Hearing Jie Lianhuan's cry, he turned around and saw his childhood friend pointing at one of them in surprise, speechless.

"Black...black glasses!"

Who? Wu Sanxing turned around and looked. Really! Isn't this the Nan Xia from the underworld? Why is this King of Hell here?

The blind man had taken off his disguise long ago. He is a living signboard and his face cannot be wasted.

The blind man grinned and bowed gracefully, "It is me, known as the Black Blind Man on the street."

Then he raised the black cannon barrel.

Gulp...Wu Sanxing swallowed nervously.

"How about it, now you understand our strength!"

"I understand."

"Are you willing to cooperate with us?"

He thought calmly and realized that he would definitely not lose out this time. The most famous thing about the blind man in the underworld was that he was alone. Those who were not as strong as him in going into the tomb basically died in the tomb. The only one who could partner with him and come out was Bei Ya.

This means that his teammates must be as strong as him, and they can get such banned weapons. If this is true, he has made a fortune!

"cooperate!"

"Okay, great!" Zhang Musi accomplished his mission and stood up happily.

"The basic price for our factory's mission is 300 million."

"300 million! I don't have 300 million even if you kill me!" Wu Sanxing was shocked. It's different for a robber who carries a rocket launcher. He just opens his mouth and asks for 300 million!

"Come on, you've made a lot of money from that old guy Jude Kao!"

Zhang Musi rolled his eyes at the two of them and said, "Why are you being so polite to me? We know each other very well!"

Wu Sanxing didn't expect that these people even knew about his and Qiu Dekao's affairs. This was going to be difficult, and his eyes turned quickly.

"Okay! But we are at the bottom of the sea now, I..."

A cell phone was brought directly to her front, and when she looked up, she saw the man's friendly smile.

"Don't worry! We have the most considerate service. How can you not pay when I have brought Gatling?"

No...nothing wrong. Wu Sanxing was so frustrated that he had to admit defeat. He was in the middle of the sea and still wanted to beg for help. By the time someone came, he would have been dead.

While checking the account arrival information, Zhang Musi was "encouraging" Wu Sanxing.

"Honestly, poor thieves like you guys don't even spend as much on my military expenditures for one robbery. You really have no sense of proportion."

"You should also be more motivated." Zhang Musi felt like a loser no matter how he thought about it.

"Don't stay at home when you're not visiting tombs. Find a part-time job, such as robbing a bank or kidnapping a wealthy businessman. You'll be worried when you see someone so poor that he's dying."

"I'm really sorry." Wu Sanxing was numb. The promotional video was indeed a scam. There was no caring customer service guy at all. It was so heartbreaking.

"Are we leaving this time..."

"Well... I'm still a little worried."

Wu Sanxing was squeezed dry and gave up completely. "The money has arrived, what else do you have to worry about?"

"I told you we're not robbing." She rolled her eyes at him. With his IQ, he still wanted to do something big. The fat guy selling tapes didn't even take him with him. "What if you pay us but don't come back to us?"

Human…human words? Wu Sanxing was in a bad mood. This ancient tomb was a curse to him. It was definitely a curse to him!

"Brother! I paid! Shouldn't I be worried about not being able to find you guys?"

"That's impossible. We are a conscientious company and are trustworthy. You, on the other hand, are very suspicious..."

"...Brother, just tell me what you want..."

"Great!" Zhang Musi slapped his thigh and put his arm around Wu Sanxing's neck. "In order to ensure that you can come to us to complete the transaction, we need to leave a token. Personal belongings are not safe. Don't you agree?"

The things outside your body are not safe? It means the things inside your body...

His pupils were dilated and his eyes were dull. Good, he understood.

"That's right! I'm going to take one of your kidneys as a token of my love~"

Men always have an inexplicable obsession with kidneys, and the future Third Master is no exception. With red eyes and biting his back teeth, he could not bear it any more! The worst that could happen was death!

He felt his head being pressed against hard and cold objects on three sides, and the cannon barrel, which was thicker than his thigh, was squeezed out of his head.

Fuck him!

"Pick~"

"Okay, Boss Wu, take a look. This is your kidney. It's 120 grams and is packed for you. You are welcome to come and get it anytime."

"The signal for the meeting is: The guy next door named Wu Lao Er starts shaking all over when he looks at me."

"The second half of the sentence is: Wu Laoer has a cerebral thrombosis and trembles when he looks at anyone."

"Remember?"

Wu Sanxing was unconscious, with his tongue hanging out to one side, looking like a sterilized kitten.

Never mind. Don't force him to answer.

He walked straight past the bewildered Jie Lianhuan, picked up Zhang Ruitong and turned to leave.

"Third brother! Third brother, are you still alive?"

"Hmm~"

The dilated pupils focused and expanded with difficulty, one part sobriety, three parts fear, and six parts despair, "Oh my god~~~~"

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"I'm so tired. It's so hard to act the character of a mute with expressionless face! How can you hold it in normally? I want to complain about these idiots all the time."

Dahuang is such a chatterbox, he's really going crazy.

"Once someone comes to take away those fainted people, we can retreat. I've had enough. Golmud is much better than here. And that idiot Jie Laojiu is also..."

[8 test subjects collected, 1 remaining]

"Let's go, let's go~" Dahuang couldn't wait.

I rushed to the cockpit and returned home.

Halfway through the race, Da Huang suddenly braked and said in a serious tone, "Someone's coming."

"Is there someone coming?"