Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

"Crunch, crunch, you dumb one, the clan leader is not saying anything bad about you, but your combat awareness is still too weak."

"When encountering problems, use your brain more, use your wisdom, and crunch."

"We need to find the weakness of the ancient gods. You see, they are all phantoms. What you hit may not be real."

"What is the only weakness that can be found? Of course it's the Zhuchen Pearl!"

Zhang Musi has been waiting for more than ten years, and he has finally waited until the mute is in a weak state, and he can continue to output as much as he can.

Although the mute's injury has healed, he still suffers from excessive blood loss. We can't let the ancient god vomit out what he has eaten.

To be fair, in the BC universe, although the Ancient Snake God is a villain, what he did was at most to ask Lao Hu and others to deliver a courier and return the Zhuchen Pearl to the Dragon Pill.

Even in other stories, the snake god indirectly helped humans suppress the evil gods that destroyed the world.

Sure enough, his snake is pretty good!

In fact, the Snake God is also very miserable. The great Lord Senggenanyun, the ancient god of the universe, fell into this small world which was about to end its cycle and was on the verge of destruction. The cycle would no longer start, and the soul that could not wait for rebirth could only be trapped in it forever.

The Snake God felt wronged, but he didn't say anything. He had not been idle for tens of thousands of years. Just like a determined proletarian fighter, he mobilized the masses to fight against "Lu".

The Demon Kingdom 5000 years ago, the nightmare that dominated the Snow Region for a thousand years; the Prophet Clan who were useless even if they were given a chance; the Ghost Cave Clan whose brains were not very useful; the weak but long-lasting Samsara Sect; the King Xian who was far away in the sky, and the current Scientology Cult of Samsara...

At home and abroad, spanning thousands of years.

Zhang Musi felt guilty. An ancient snake god was working so hard. When he thought about himself...

"Then why bother working so hard? Wouldn't it be better to just hug someone's thigh?"

Then Zhang Musi turned 360 degrees, pinched his waist and stuck out his belly, and stretched out his hand with confidence.

"Iron juice ~ open the bright spot ~"

"curse?"

"Yeah, come on!"

The time to the end was just a blink of an eye for the ancient god, and the Snake God was no longer tense. Facing the rude Zhang Muchi, his attitude was unexpectedly easy-going.

Snakes are good. The tributes all start to get sick after the age of 40.

"Do I have to wait until he is 40? Then why don't I just persuade him to buy funds?"

The Snake God thought for a moment and said, "How about I adjust my age to 35, so that you can sell it to the optimized employees of large companies in the future, so that they can't be fired."

"You are so kind... you can give me a VIP membership version!"

"It will take at least three working days."

Zhang Musi was frowning. "Brother, why is your customer service on vacation?"

“…Can you make some wine please… Never mind, that’s it!”

Taking Zhang Musi's uniqueness into consideration, the Snake God gave the green light directly. "The permission to use this pattern to banish and summon is equivalent to the original code. You can load it onto the item without looking through it."

"Then can I throw Lu directly into the imaginary space?"

"If I could, I would have thrown it away long ago. How could it be your turn?"

"why?"

"The entry and exit of imaginary space is related to the balance of yin and yang. Small-scale ones can be ignored, but large-scale ones will cause imbalance of yin and yang and the destruction of the world."

"Then give us some space~ or~ allow us to go in and out."

Which man doesn’t want a portable space and a portal?

The snake god explained the principle for more than ten minutes... Zhang Musi only understood one sentence, which was not enough.

As for the most powerful walking mirror illusion, the Snake God told everyone that this was not based on his power alone. [Walking Realm] refers to crossing the barrier between the real world and the imaginary world, which consumes the power of consciousness in the human brain, while [Illusion] comes from the imaginary space.

Zhang Musi thought for a moment and said, "Can I become a member of Bronze Tree? I'll deposit 200 clones for you first."

Snake God: ...

"From now on, when I place an order through Bronze Tree Online, you will automatically deduct the payment."

Snake God: "...clones have more iron and less fat, no pearls."

"You'll make a lot of money~"

"Hiss~"

The blind man is simply the Snake God's biological son, with eyes that see through cause and effect in everything. Although the Zhuchen Pearl cannot be given to them, a snake god tattoo with the same function is left on the blind man's waist.

"You are too flirty!"

The giant ink-blue snake rose and fell on the muscular male dog's waist, appearing and disappearing, looking extremely coquettish.

"Who can tell the difference between a snake and a dick?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the mute looked at her several times in a row. Well, it can be seen that she is indeed coquettish.

In this line of work, the blind man solved his physical problems and eye diseases, and his "original eyesight" abilities were retained.

Everybody was in a good mood, even the mute who had a stern face all day long now had a cheerful look on his face.

Before leaving, the snake god gave the blind man a gift alone, which was a series of complex and precious information that should have been passed down in his bloodline.

Later, the blind man briefly mentioned it once, involving the first and second civilizations in ancient times, as well as some polar abysses. It should be noted that there are still incomprehensible ancient gods in this world, and they should not be touched, as they are very dangerous.

They now keep a distance from incomprehensible things like the Ancient Gods, and have no intention of understanding them at all.

Zhang Musi has always been thinking about the white snake, which is silly, handsome, and can make wine. Like Zhang Dailu, it is obviously a dumb animal in their family. He has already given it a name, Zhang Siyi~

As soon as he opened his mouth, he saw a white snake head popping out from the void, shaking its small bag with a sad face, as if it would run away from home if the snake god dared to agree to his request.

Another day of failed attempt to force a good woman into prostitution.

Farewell!

Zhang Musi was bored on the plane and started teasing Shirley Yang.

"Baby, don't you recognize me?"

Lao Hu was stunned and looked at him warily. Fatty quickly tried to smooth things over, "Lao Zhang, what's wrong with you? You're teasing our international friends right away?"

"I didn't tease her. I even held her in my arms when she was a kid!"

"They are from the United States, which is a million miles away from your Zhangjia Village!"

"Humph, that doesn't make sense to you. Baby, you really don't know me. You've even eaten the food I cooked!"

Shirley Yang's thoughts flashed, and she blurted out "Uncle Braised Pork!"

"Hehehe~" The blind man leaned against the mute and laughed coquettishly.

Shirley Yang was shocked. "No, I was only 5 years old at that time...you...how..."

"You have to call me Uncle James. Of course, now you can call me Uncle Zhang~"

The Zhuochen Pearl was taken back and the curse was naturally lifted. After returning to the United States, Shirley Yang burned incense in front of her grandfather's tomb.

"Grandfather, you can rest assured that the curse has been lifted."

"The tomb robbery is nothing like what you said. There is no such thing as [Ding Pan Hangs a Thousand Gold, Hai Zi Gua Rings], but there is a helicopter hanging a ladder and a bomb that is loud."

Partridge Whistle: ...

Later, when I received a call from my father, I learned that nothing had happened to him in the past few years, but he had been bullied by the capitalist Zhang Muchi. I was so angry that I almost finished two bowls of braised pork.

On the other side, several people returned to the hive smoothly.

As soon as the medicinal properties of Tibetan Sea Flower were released, I went to Zagrama. When I came back this time, I found that the mute and dazed condition had improved significantly.

"Don't look at the mute who is still in a daze, but he can smile for a while. Just wait and see~" Zhang Musi brought Old Wang to watch the mute and received a warning from Fa Qiuzhi.

When I went again, I had an extra piece of cardboard on me.

[The dumb man who laughs in a daze]

【5 yuan per visit (●--●)】

Less than two minutes after he took advantage of the situation, two extremely long fingers appeared in front of him.

"Damn it! Are you still the dumb person who is indifferent to the world and treats money as dirt, and suffers while friends enjoy happiness? You learned bad things from the blind man!"

"Give me the money. Five dollars. I'll take it back if you look at it again."

"You're not even smiling, this is a scam!"

...

The mute raised his finger, bared his little white teeth, and then quickly retracted them.

Mr. Zhang lost a huge sum of five yuan.

Turning around, he saw the mute putting the money into the blind man's hands.

The aura of the mute was not given in the form of five dollars, but a black card that could be used at will with no upper limit.

The blind man smiled like a worthless dodder, with a monthly subscription of 800 yuan excluding five social insurances and one housing fund.

Fortunately, his family didn’t get the throne early!

Zhang Musi hugged his shoulders, leaned against the wall and looked at the two of them with a cold brow.

You two have done that, why are you still like this now! Shouldn't you just do it directly?

Just when he was secretly preparing to make a big move, Wang Zanghai walked past him with a pile of information and went straight into Zhang Musi's office.

"Hey! Hey! Sir, have you bought the ticket?"

Another love-brained one!

"The renovation drawings for my tomb have come out, with a total of 28 major and 76 minor comments. Many people told me they wanted to watch, so I added a viewing area."

"Oh..." Sanxing, I feel embarrassed for you for a second.

"By the way, what about the sanatorium? Jie Laojiu is already preparing to start the rescue. Should the mute be replaced?"

Zhang Musi then remembered this matter and thought carefully about its impact on the plot.

"No need. Zhang Ruitong is also Zhang Qiling. There is no difference. Just in case, we can sneak in with other identities."

Wang Canghai looked at Zhang Musi meaningfully, then pushed the door open and went out to complete his mausoleum renovation plan.

Zhang Musi thought for a long time before he understood the meaning of that look. Damn, I didn’t play any ethical jokes!

"The Little Buddha Becomes the Grandmother of the Big Buddha"