Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

Early in the morning, before he had even wiped the saliva from his mouth, Mr. Zhang, who had been working hard all night, received a call from Zhang Haike.

The man was still in a daze as if he had been forced to turn on the computer when he heard a slightly excited voice coming from the other side.

"Mr. Zhang, Miss Laura Crawford has successfully inherited the Crawford Group, and I have also successfully exposed the company's CEO Anna's identity as a member of the Holy Trinity Organization."

"Yeah, great, I'm not awake yet, I'll praise you when I wake up."

Listening to the tone of the young clan leader coaxing a child, Zhang Haike always felt that the new clan leader had a little deviation in his understanding of the Zhang clan leader, but the strange thing was... this feeling was not bad ~ ahem...

"Chief, I want to say that Miss Crawford has reached a $5 million annual consulting service contract with us on behalf of the group, and..."

"What! Oh, my dear Haike, I knew you were the best! The hope of the Zhang family! So amazing!"

"No ..."

"What? Tell me, what do you want? Do you still want your childhood wish to come true? How about I let you be the rotating patriarch of the Zhang family for a day?"

Zhang Haike recalled his dark childhood history being brought up, and he felt so embarrassed that he wanted to slap the person on the other end of the phone!

"No need for that. Let him die peacefully in his childhood. Don't bring it out and flog his corpse again and again!"

"Oh, okay~ Do you need any help over there?"

"That's what I wanted to say. I'm now replacing Anna and temporarily helping Crawford Group to have a smooth transition. I've noticed that some people have started to pay attention to my whereabouts."

"Oh? Could it be that the Wang family... no... our dedicated marketing department has started working?"

"Yes!" There was a smile in Zhang Haike's voice. He had never thought that one day he would really want to praise them for a job well done.

But according to the information we have obtained, he is indeed... well... very dedicated.

"During this period, they sent 500 people to join different organizations. The Holy Trinity, the Illuminati, Jude Kao, An Jing, the Black Sun, etc. all have their personnel. In a short period of time, the news spread quickly internally. The first batch of customers have begun to observe me."

Zhang Musi's face was serious. The situation was urgent. This was a major matter concerning the development of the company!

"I will arrange the staff for you as soon as possible. We are a responsible large company. We must provide one-on-one or multiple-on-one services to our customers. We must provide comprehensive, enthusiastic and professional services!"

"Especially to live up to the hard work of the marketing department, we have to make the most of every product they run!"

"By the way, customers, we have recently bought some new things at home. Do you need to show our strength to customers?"

"Satellite? I've received the signal here as well. I can contact the headquarters anytime."

Zhang Haike was also very excited. Who would have thought that the Zhang family would have their own satellite.

"No, no, no, not only that, we also filled in a lot of equipment, which we will bring to you this time. The main one is a nuclear submarine, it's huge!"

Zhang Musi thought, what should I do with the money? I have to spend it! He excitedly made a decision!

"Why don't you buy an island? I'll build you a helicarrier."

I definitely don't hold a grudge against Da Huang for saying he had no place to park! Humph!

"Haha, forget it. We are still an illegal organization for now, so we should keep a low profile."

"When did we become an illegal organization? I always pay my taxes on time, okay?"

Zhang Musi was unhappy when he heard this, and asked who would give it to him! Is it easy to make Changsheng so formal?

“We can issue invoices!”

……

Zhang Haike…

...

He really didn't expect... that there would be such a thing as issuing an invoice...

"So...should we sign a contract for our longevity business?"

"Sign it!"

Mr. Zhang patiently began to popularize business knowledge to his elite backbones.

"Now our quasi-immortality planning route is very clear. For those clients who are older and can't wait for a long exploration process, of course, they have to be the kind of people with a little money, with total assets of about 20 billion to 50 billion US dollars. We recommend this to those who are richer because we earn little and it's not cost-effective!"

"I named it the Stairway to Immortality Project!" Thanks to Liu Cixin's reliable science fiction, he was able to get it for free!

I never thought this would actually exist! Isn't this a scam company?

Another day of suspecting that my family is an illegal organization...

"In the first step, we will take medical measures to increase the life expectancy of our customers, with the initial plan to extend it to 120 years."

"In the second step, when the body's organs are on the verge of limit, we will provide artificial organ replacement services. You can choose to clone the body's organs without rejection and safety, or you can choose more powerful and awesome mechanical organs, the Cyberpunk Package. According to estimates, the service life can be extended by another 30 to 50 years."

"Part three: The cells have reached their limit. The client will enter our life retention chamber and wait for the progress of our exploration of the virtual world. When they mature, their consciousness will be loaded into the virtual world. At this time, they will completely achieve immortality."

"Of course, in order to enrich the lives of our customers during their eternal lives, we can also provide a variety of plot templates. You can create the universe as God, become a world-destroying demon in the struggle between good and evil, or experience a melodramatic love story of three lives and three worlds..."

"Wait a minute, why three lives?"

"It wouldn't be dramatic enough without this. For an immortal, it wouldn't be exciting enough without you killing my whole family, me pushing you into the sea, and then suddenly remembering everything after forgetting everything."

Zhang Musi was so thirsty that his mouth turned dry. Finally, he concluded:

“Anyway, it has everything!”

Zhang Haike...just...sounds quite alluring...oh no, it's like my heart is beating fast!

"For only $10 billion, you can experience an amazing life of immortality! This is going to sell like hot cakes!"

"Chief, I don't know if it will sell or not, my brain is going to explode!"

"Don't worry, there is a shortage of fools in this world who want immortality!"

When I think about how this group of people seem to be possessed, wow!

"The domestic Dream Chaser will also be opened as soon as possible, don't worry."

Zhang Musi looked like he was patting his chest!

My family, what era is this? It's the golden decade for tomb robbing! Nowadays, even a slightly old job can be thrown away, so why not clean up these ancient tombs of kings, princes and generals now?

Zhang Haike...what was I calling for?

After thinking for a long time, I realized...

"Patriarch, I'm calling to ask if our family needs a public name. Can you choose one?"

"Um…"

Zhang Musi thought about it.

"Just call me Archer!"

Zhang Musi thought of the sentence "Observing the lonely star, he began to make bows and arrows, and worshipped the lonely star, thus becoming the Zhang family."

"factory?"

"Correct!"

Zhang Muchi answered casually, his mind just drifting away to who knows where, and this sentence reminded him of the conversation between Wuxie and Fatty in the Zhang family's ancient building.

"The Zhang family's fingers are very distinctive." The fat man teased Wuxie, "You like this, don't you?"

Hiss! I was careless.

"Haike, some perverts really like our special fingers... Please be careful!"

I don't know why Zhang Haike hated himself for understanding it when he said this! On this day, he felt that the hair-shaped finger he had worked so hard to practice and was proud of... was not clean!

Damn it! I really can’t call the clan leader!

Finally, after Zhang Musi repeatedly confirmed that there was no need to buy an island and that Zhang Qiling could attend the ribbon-cutting ceremony in a submarine and in formal attire, he could no longer bear it and hung up the phone.

Looking at the night view of Great Britain... Zhang Haike, who didn't care about his safety at all because of his fighting ability, hesitated for the first time...

A few days later, Zhang Musi was shocked when he learned that his organization had been called "factory".

Andrew even highly praised the name "Eternal Life Factory" for the sensation it caused in the circle. Mass production of immortality is awesome!