Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

"You idiot, don't slander me! I'm a bent man!"

"Regional discrimination warning!"

"Hehe, Laura is a good girl. Going to the tomb shirtless shows her creativity!"

"Tell me, what decent person wouldn't wear more clothes when going to a tomb? At least bring a few pieces. But she only wears a small vest, even in the snow... What's that expression on your face?"

Zhang Musi broke off a piece of sausage and was complaining about it when he saw Hei Xia Zi looking at him meaningfully.

"The girl is only 19~"

Zhang Musi was choked on the spot. He couldn’t just say that he saw it on TV!

"but…"

The blind man chuckled and said, "Others may know about taking off clothes in the tomb, but in our circle, I have never seen anyone take off clothes more cleanly than the mute!"

Zhang Mu Si almost vomited! Damn it, I miscalculated... and it affected the Great Devil!

"This mute tears off two pieces of clothing every time he visits a grave. What's wrong with you Zhang family members, young boss? Zhang Rishan is also a big fan of tearing off clothes."

As soon as the topic came up, the blind man burst out with confusion. He had wanted to complain about this for a long time, but there was no chance!

"Hey... this mute didn't see anything and started a fight with people. Tear! Open the mechanism, tear! Open the coffin! Tear! Kill the Zongzi, tear! Sometimes, even the blind man was confused. He just entered the tomb and started tearing. Sometimes the blind man couldn't tell whether he was going to the tomb or going to your Zhang family's northeastern heated kang. He was so skilled in taking off his clothes!"

"Over the years, I have had to buy him dozens of T-shirts. Who knows if he will be in a good mood next time and will tear off a few of them."

What can I say… He himself felt embarrassed when watching TV dramas. Zhang Yueshan, as long as more than 20 people were watching him at the same time, he would definitely tear off a piece of clothing to cheer up the audience. Dumb…

Zhang Musi looked at Zhang Qiling's increasingly dark face and thought, no, he would rather take the beating and complain than complain.

Excitedly discussed with the blind man.

"You don't understand this. Look at Laura, then look at the mute. This is the fate of the protagonist. The protagonist has to take off his clothes and sell his body, otherwise no one will watch him!"

"Next time you negotiate the price of the lama, add the number of times the mute ripped his clothes, and we have to make back our investment! 20 for all vegetarian dishes, 25 for one meat dish, 30 for two meat dishes, and 50 for all meat dishes!"

Once you start thinking about this, you can’t stop!

"Do you think the Zhang family has any fetishes? How about customizing a batch of T-shirts with hollow stockings... ha ha ha ha..."

"Ouch! Why are you hitting me? The blind man was the first to bring it up!"

Zhang Qiling's unchanged face shows that your sincerity is too perverted and disgusting!

"Dumb! Dumb, I was wrong! There are no stockings! Ouch..."

Zhang Musi was angry! He was prepared to be beaten for making a fuss, but he couldn't accept why the blind man was fine!

"This is not fair! I was bullied at school! I was treated coldly and was excluded by other men!"

He lay on the ground howling for a long time but no one comforted him. The blind man was still not beaten. He sat up dejectedly and took a bite of the sausage with a vicious look.

Finally, Zhang Musi suggested that since Laura is already 19 years old, it means that her father has been missing for a long time. He remembered that there were a lot of good things in old Crawford’s basement, so why not go and take a look.

The three of them got a car and headed straight for Crawford Manor in Britain.

Entering from the family cemetery, this mechanism is not difficult for us dumb people. At this time, Laura has already pawned the jade pendant to get travel expenses. The three of them really don't hide anything here.

The basement is not big, about 100 square meters. The shelves are filled with cultural relics from all over the world. The three people's attention was attracted by the things on the table.

"Am I blind and I am seeing things? Why is this thing here?"

Zhang Musi took a breath and looked at the unexpected gain in front of him!

Can anyone tell me how many of these things there are?

In the corner of the table, there was a ghost seal, and the pattern of a Qilin stepping on a flaming cloud was exactly the same as the description.

"Mute, tell me the truth, how many of these things are there? How come the keys to the bronze doors are mass-produced?"

There was one in Lu Palace, another in the Crescent Hotel, and Huo Xiangu gave me another one... That's three in total! And there's another one in front of me now!

When the young man finally entered the bronze door, he handed it to Wu Xie casually!

No, our mission is to protect the bronze door or to destroy the bronze door... Why are the keys so casual? To be honest, I don’t even dare to leave the key to my own front door like this. How afraid is the Zhang family that no one can get into the bronze door?

My door is always open.

Zhang Qiling thought for a long time and said, "Quite a lot!"

Phew, there are so many gods!

The mute thought for a moment, pointed to a few grooves, and then added.

"The Ghost Seal is not important, the ring is important."

Oh ~

If asked again, Zhang Qiling would become an autistic teenager again.

Okay, I don’t understand, but take it away first.

Andrew sent a message that Laura had already bought tickets to Hong Kong, so they hurriedly bought tickets for the next flight to catch the trip.

It's not easy to find a beacon like the Nine Gates! Whether they can debut as a group in Europa depends on this!

On the other side, Zhang Haike also received the news and rushed to Hong Kong. After all, this is their home ground, so it would be more convenient in any way.

Four people were squatting in a wretched manner on the road that was the only way to the fishing boat dock. No, three people. When Zhang Qiling saw that there were outsiders, his idol burden suddenly became heavy. He leaned against a mast, closed his eyes and pretended to be deep.

Bah! You are the most pretentious! Aren’t you just picking your feet together in a European hotel?

After a while, a white girl in tight clothes came towards the fishing port, looking around with photos in her hands.

He would hold up the photo from time to time and ask people around him something.

Several people were on the road, looking like they had nothing to do. Laura would definitely ask them.

"Hello, do you speak English?"

"yes, A Bo o wo a!"

Zhang Musi said this with a serious face and then he started laughing. Later generations complained that he said "a bottle of water" in an English accent, which attracted the angry eyes of the four people...

"Of course, what can I do for you?"

In the end, it was Zhang Haike, who looked more friendly, who responded.

"Oh my god, this is great. Do you know Lu Ren? This is a picture of his boat. Do you know where he is?"

"Oh, you're looking for Lu Ren. He is indeed here. We can take you to find him."

"Oh my god, you guys are such nice people, thank you so much!"

Coming all the way to this place where we don't speak the language, even though it's still under British rule, it was really difficult.

The little flower bud that hadn't yet evolved into a queen flower almost jumped up with excitement.

"Before that, Miss, we want to give you something. Do you know fortune-telling?"

"Fortune telling, I know I know!"

Laura was very fascinated by all things mystical, and her eyes lit up when she heard this.

Oh my god, God bless me, I really met a good person today.

"Come on, come on, blind man, I have a unique skill of touching bones. Today I can make an exception and touch you. Ouch..."

Just as the blind man was about to move forward, he was hit on the head by a thick branch. Hey! He turned around and saw the mute looking at him expressionlessly, pursed his lips and stopped moving...

"You...are not liars!"

Although Laura is young, she is actually a juvenile queen of flowers! Seeing the improper looks of the few people, she began to back out.

"Hey, Miss, your trip is to go out to sea to find your relatives, right?"

Zhang Musi saw that things were about to get out of hand, so he spoke up quickly.

"how do you know!"

Oh, my God, is it really so magical? These people from Hong Kong can see it before I even said anything, it’s the mysterious Oriental Studies.

"Let me guess, you're looking for...um...your father."

There is no harm without comparison. Zhang Musi looked at the girl who found her father in one episode, and then thought of Wu Xie who had searched for her uncle for the entire book but still couldn't find him...

"Yes, yes, yes!" Laura's face was full of excitement. She had been looking for it for 7 years, and now even mercenaries would not take her business. This trip was her last hope.

"Please, Prophet, can I find my father? Is he still alive?"

Zhang Musi felt very troubled, he didn't know how to tell fortunes. Others would analyze things professionally and then give a conclusion. He knew the plot, but if they just gave a conclusion like that, even a fool could tell it was fake.

"Well, please, miss, what's your name?"

"Are you telling fortunes by name?" Laura had heard of this method before, so she quickly replied, "Laura, Laura Crawford."

"Laura, Laura Croft... um... old... old father..."

"Got it!" Zhang Musi clapped his hands and said, "Your name is the answer. I'm old, old father!"

Zhang Haike almost fell to his knees in despair after hearing this…Oh my God! The Zhang family is finished!

Damn it, can’t these three people who have the final say actually get their mouths shut?

Can't you say a word?