Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

A tremendous rage appeared on Xie Lianhuan’s dark and ferocious face. He raised his deformed arm and grabbed towards Wuxie like lightning.

hum…

A beam of red light as thick as a bowl shot out, and the huge light with scorching energy instantly passed through the arm. When the beam disappeared, only the part of Xie Lianhuan's arm connected to the shoulder was left, and then a terrifying roar was heard.

The dark eye sockets were aimed at the blind man, and the disappeared arms quickly regenerated.

“It’s useless, hahahaha.”

"Tsk." The blind man looked at Xie Lianhuan with disdain. "Don't smile like an idiot. I really don't want to communicate with you."

"Mouth substitute, it's your turn to work."

"Here it comes~" Lao Yang cleared his throat happily, with his waist sticking out and his belly sticking out, and spoke in a voice like a brothel owner.

"Hey, hey, hey~ What's the matter? Are you lonely? You love to chat so much~ Why don't you die and chat with your third brother~"

"We are waiting for our skills to cool down. What are you waiting for? Waiting to die?"

The blind man had already adjusted the output power of the barrel, and the diameter of the gun, which was as thick as a bowl, was directly turned into a large disc of 3 meters. In line with Lao Yang's words, he also shook it towards Xie Lianhuan.

"You just like big ones? How about this time? Do you love it so much~"

"e on~baby~"

"You have given your heart and soul to the united and friendly Xie family. Now you are stupid. Two generations of the Xie family are here. Do you think there is anyone who is on the same page with you?"

"People can't, at least they shouldn't~ Oh~ Sorry, you're not human."

The blind man looked at Lao Yang in surprise. This had already gone beyond the scope of a mouthpiece and was full of personal grudges, which seemed to be quite serious.

"Do you two have a grudge against each other?"

Lao Yang spread his hands and made a calm gesture.

"To be precise, the Xie family is a bunch of enemies gathered together, and every funeral is a grand party."

"You also know about my imprisonment, right? They were the ones behind it. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence that I was caught right after being released in the wilderness? It's harder to catch a rabbit than me."

“If it weren’t for this, my mother and I wouldn’t have lived in northern Myanmar for more than ten years…”

The blind man chuckled, this kid is really a bully who only fears the strong.

Xie Lianhuan, who was standing aside, gradually lost his anger and said in a hoarse and unpleasant voice, "Do you think you are the only ones who have a backup plan?"

"Don't forget, the Hong family hasn't shown up yet."

Lao Yang's brows suddenly tightened. If among the Old Nine Gates, except for those who died, the others had left this business openly or secretly, but their roots were still there. Things like visiting tombs were not something that could be let go. The only exception was the Hong Family. No one even within the Nine Gates knew what the people of the Hong Family were doing.

It can be said that they have completely broken away from the Nine Gates and this system.

"Stop pretending, let me be frank. My last name is actually Hong." The blind man threw a coquettish look at Xie Lianhuan with a playful look on his face, "My full name is Hongqi Piaopiao. From now on, you can just call me Piaopiao."

"Now everyone is here." The blind man activated the death ray cannon in his hand and looked at Xie Lianhuan mockingly, "Can you die?"

Just as he was about to fire, a burst of opera singing suddenly came from the distance. The blind man paused and realized that it was Xie Yuchen singing.

"Does your Xie family have such a sense of ceremony? Is there anyone singing opera at this time?"

Xie Yuchen and Zhang Qiling stood guard on the shore, pointing their long swords at the Hong family members who suddenly appeared.

"Xie Lianhuan is actually connected to the Hong family. The missing information is my mistake."

Xie Yuchen frowned. Ever since he overheard the conversation between Xie Lianhuan and Qi Yu in prison, he has been following them like a ruthless wolf. He didn't expect that this old guy had another trick up his sleeve.

Zhang Qiling looked serious and asked, "Is the information accurate?"

"That should be correct. Qi Yu is also planning to wait for Wu Xie to go in first before following suit."

The two got a rather unexpected piece of information from several corpse dogs of the Hong family. Wuxie, a half-baked corpse dog, could not touch the origin alone, and they must hold a meeting together to open the final level.

"Tell them the news."

"The two of us can barely maintain the current balance. No one else can go." Xiaohua frowned. At the critical moment, the other end must not lose this key information.

"Sing an opera."

Zhang Qiling suddenly said that this was not aimless. In addition to its beautiful audio-visual experience, the birth of opera singing was also due to the fact that the resonance of the vocal cords could transmit human sounds farther. When there was no microphone, it was also a means of attracting customers.

Xiaohua nodded, cleared his throat, and spoke while standing on a microphone made of stones and corpses. He never thought that what he had learned would be useful here. When everything returned to its most primitive state, people could only rely on the human body itself.

"No, they can't receive it." Zhang Qiling shook his ears. The sound transmission band dissipated before it reached halfway. The opera voice was not enough, so he could only think of another way. After thinking for a while, he looked at Xiaohua and said, "Can you sing Errenzhuan?"

Xie Yuchen: ...We can’t get over this, right?

"Can..." He coughed twice awkwardly, staring coldly at the dying Hong family member in front of him, blushing and whispering to Zhang Qiling, "Don't... tell others..."

Zhang Qiling glanced at him with an indecipherable expression and nodded.

"Hahahaha, holy shit, Boss Xie is singing a duet, I've never seen such a thing in my life, hahahaha..."

Wu Xie held his belly and leaned against the wall, he was so happy that he couldn't straighten his back, and quickly called out to Lao Yang, "Brother! Brother! Quickly give me a tape recorder, I must preserve this classic scene and play it on a loop 24 hours a day."

"Tsk, do you really need to do that?" Lao Yang was holding a recorder with the recording button already turned on. He waved his hand and threw one to Wu Xie.

At this time, electronic signals are simply not useful, and you have to use the most primitive kind, similar to vinyl records.

The duo of childhood friends who have a firm revolutionary friendship "Shhhhhh~be quiet."

For fear that the recording would not be clear, the two of them covered their mouths and tried to hold back their laughter, making a puffing sound like farting.

It was finally over, and the two of them kept the photos in their pockets like treasures, as if Huang Shihu had obtained the nude photos of the three richest men in Hong Kong.

"In other words, you two must go in together?" The blind man understood the message and had to put away the death ray cannon.

"Come on, brother! Kill him, you're the best!" Lao Yang pinched Wuxie's shoulders and gave a crazy boxer's pre-match mobilization.

"I can't, I can't, I'm scared!"

"You have someone to accompany you, just like when we were kids holding hands and going to the toilet together."

"Zun Du?" Wu Xie looked at Lao Yang with tears in his eyes, his calves shaking non-stop.

"Don't worry, we'll be waiting for you outside. When you come out, we'll go eat something delicious."

"I want to eat a large chicken steak."

"Eat, eat three!"

The blind man really couldn't hold it in any longer. At such a serious moment, these two funny guys acted like they were going to kindergarten for the first time. It was so unbearable to watch.

"go in."

Pointed at Xie Lianhuan.

"Let Wuxie go in first."

Although Xie Lianhuan is not a human, he is not stupid. The scene of Qi Yu being tricked is right in front of him, and it would be a miracle if he could go in first.

"Then I'll go~ Wait for me~" Wuxie looked at the two of them reluctantly, and disappeared at the entrance of the cave in slow motion, with a flash of yellow light.

"It's your turn."

A strange light flashed from Xie Lianhuan's mutated pupils. He licked his lips and quickly disappeared from the cave entrance.

"We just need to wait this time, right?"

The blind man was about to nod when his eyes fell on the cave entrance and he hissed and covered his eyes.

He feels helpless now...

Wuxie: "Let me see if you really won't leave."

Lao Yang looked at Xie Lianhuan who had disappeared in amazement, and then stared at Wuxie.

"There's a small hole in there," Wuxie licked his lips awkwardly and explained, "I squatted there for a while."

The blind man looked at him helplessly and pulled out a book from the mountain of criminal laws.

"Give me a concrete pen."

Soon, following the chain, Xiaohua saw a red-covered book coming from above.

"What did you write?"

Xiao Hua said in a succinct way, "Please send another Red Family corpse dog hanging. I'm waiting online. Urgent!"