Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

Wuxie: (walking) (looking back) (taking another look) (confused) (jogging) (let me check again).

The blind man grabbed the running little chicken and said, "Hey, when you were little, didn't your mother tell you not to run around when you go out with adults, or you'll be caught by black flies?"

Wu Xie pointed at the ground and drew a pattern that looked like a road signal line. Researcher Xiao Wu found it very difficult to understand.

"How can I write a report on this? Inside a 7000-year-old historical site, there are fluorescent murals that look like modern road signs. My initial guess is..."

"What the hell am I guessing!" Wuxie threw the special recorder in his hand and roared in frustration.

"Tsk, I told you to go to the banquet directly, but you refused."

"Enjoy the feast, enjoy the feast. What's going on with your Zhang family? Why do you have to have a feast in every awesome historical site?" Wuxie felt so aggrieved that he was about to cry. He now missed his life of honestly participating in archaeological missions.

Dig a hole, brush off the soil with a small soft brush, and soak it in water. How nice and scientific.

Now it really feels familiar, but what about his report?

"You guys eat from the Bronze Gate and the Second Mausoleum, you guys really are a giant funeral team!"

"Not right now." The blind man shook his head seriously. "The lead singer of our band is not here, so he can't take any work for the time being."

Wuxie: Thank you, I don’t need it for now...

The route they passed was the designated route for Zhang Musi and Wang Canghai to buy things for free over the years. Internally, it was referred to as the Avenue Shambhala, with reference to the Champs-Elysées. It was affectionately known as the underground tomb world and the paradise of top luxury limited editions, and it was now welcoming visitors from all directions.

A group of people went down to the tomb in a golf cart, creating the effect of a domineering boss traveling and closing off the street.

"Please look to your left. That is the Juxian Palace. The prototype of the legendary Heavenly Palace is here."

Wu Xie looked in the direction of the light and saw a stone door in front of him with "Juxian Hall" written on it. Behind it was a huge crack in the mountain hidden in the darkness. In the middle of the crack were wooden boards with countless ancient corpses sitting on them.

"Are these all alchemists?" Wu Xie pointed ahead in astonishment. "So this is the Hogwarts of the East?"

Lao Yang shuddered all over. He was instinctively afraid of the magician holding a small stick, and he shrank back behind others, then Wuxie grabbed his hand.

"Come on, Laoyang, let's go take a look."

"What the hell are you looking at? Just watch it since you bought the ticket!" The burly man struggled backwards while trying to pry open his childhood friend's evil hands that were like death notices in European and American ghost movies.

"There are so many ancestors here. Let's go and burn some paper money for blessings." Wu Xie raised the paper money in his hand and said, "I didn't expect there were so many. I don't have enough. Can you change some for me?"

"I am a noble magician, not your Doraemon."

Old Doraemon Itch couldn't resist Nobita Xie and was dragged in. When he saw the pits and valleys full of mummies, his legs went weak and without thinking, he just conjured up mountains of gold and silver with a bang.

"Old Wu, hurry up, burn it!"

"Is it okay for these two to run over there?" Zhang Hailou looked at the two people suspiciously, who didn't seem worried at all.

"It's okay. Those are all mummies that have taken Corpse Turtle Pills. The bronze powder naturally forms a magnetic field that shields the heavenly gift. It's not a big problem." The blind man leaned on Zhang Qiling and said lazily, "As long as they don't commit suicide."

The space in the car was narrow, so the blind man moved his body so that his eyes were just facing the mute. He squinted his eyes, smiled tenderly, held the man's hand and whispered.

"If this matter is resolved smoothly, what are your plans?"

Hearing this, Zhang Qiling suddenly smiled, lowered his voice, and replied with a warm tone, "I'll listen to you."

The blind man lowered his head and fiddled with Zhang Qiling's fingers, as if he was appreciating a precious antique, and it took a long time before he spoke.

"Then let's find a third-tier small city and buy an older house. There's a morning market right outside the yard, with chickens crowing and dogs barking. In the morning, we can go to the park to work out with the old man, and in the evening, we can go to the square to dance."

Seeing Zhang Qiling's fierce face, the blind man chuckled and said, "If you don't dance, you can watch me dancing in the square at night. I will definitely be the brightest one in the square."

"Promise not to make eyes at other old men and women. My mute is watching you. How about that?"

Zhang Qiling thought about it carefully, and felt every pore of his body open up, as if he had already breathed in the smoke mixed with the coolness of the early morning, and nodded with a smile.

"When the time comes, we will buy out several houses around here, and Xiao Si, Fatty, Lao Hu, Xiao Zhang and others can come anytime. The transportation is also convenient and they can all be accommodated."

"Let him cook."

"Hehe, okay, let him go to the morning market to buy vegetables in the morning. We will have eight dishes and one soup every day."

Zhang Qiling nodded with satisfaction, a smile on his face.

"Actually, I hid a gift." The blind man came over mysteriously and whispered in his ear, "We don't have to go to the tomb anymore. We can wear rings now~"

Zhang Qiling was startled and turned to look at the blind man with a beaming face. He didn't expect that he had secretly prepared these things.

In fact, they didn’t dare to think about the future all these years. A huge crisis stood in the way of their lives, like a huge rock that they couldn’t get over and dared not even think about.

But now, I feel more relaxed than ever before. No matter what the outcome, this mission can finally come to an end.

"Okay, I'll always carry it with me from now on."

"Really, what we the dumb say is the most important." The blind man happily hugged Zhang Qiling's head and sucked it, and suddenly his face looked pitiful and distressing.

"I also bought a pair of stud earrings."

"Wear."

"When I bought it, I saw that there were some... "

Zhang Hailou was grinning as he listened to this. "Heiye, you f*cking man, are you obsessed with drilling a hole in our boss's body?"

"Ouch... Boss, why did you hit me..."

"What truth are you talking about!" The blind man pushed away Zhang's master-protecting maniac and finally got rid of the entanglement. When he looked again, he found that the mute's expression had returned to normal.

This wave of events has passed, and his evil plan has failed, but the mute said that he is content to wear the ring all the time.

"Oh, Mr. Hei." Zhang Hailou suddenly seemed to remember something, turned his head and asked in confusion, "What did you say before?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"That's not it."

"Rings, earrings..."

"No." Zhang Hailou was disappointed with this man who had a mind full of thieves and prostitutes. "Before you two got together."

"Ah..." The blind man clapped his hands, suddenly realizing, "I can't remember that."

Everyone in the car was silent for a long time before Zhang Hailou spoke hesitantly.

"Didn't you say before that it wouldn't be a big problem as long as they didn't commit suicide?"

The blind man checked the time and said, "Tsk, it looks like they are courting death.