Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

"Come on, come on! Buy it and leave it!"

Zhang Musi prepared a flying machine and floated in the air holding a microphone. "The peerless enchantress Hei Xiazi vs. the number one bitch in Nanyang, the odds are uncertain, buy it and leave it.

There are two 30-meter-high bronze doors, with [The Peerless Demon Concubine Hei Xiazi ~ Zhang Qiling's Personally Tested Strong Man] and [The Number One Bitch in Nanyang ~ Ah Bin] hung on the left and right sides respectively.

The middle field had been cleared, leaving a huge blank area for the two to play.

"Buy and leave!"

duang~ With a loud bang, the betting officially ended with the sound of Zhang Musi's gong.

Zhang Musi performed it affectionately with a low and greasy bubbling voice

"Love is a quilt for two people, or a bottle of water for each person. Let us first invite Zhang Qiling's selection - Blake Blinder!"

Accompanied by huge cheers, the blind man walked to the middle, with his muscular body covered in oil from who knows where, and with the flashing lights, he looked so sexy that it was unbearable to look at.

"Please make your declaration."

"I'm not here to participate, I'm here to take over!" After saying that, he threw the microphone far away and made an arrogant downward gesture, which caused a burst of screams from the audience.

"The next one to come on stage, wow~ that's incredible~ his unique skill of unbuckling his belt with one hand is amazing~ let's welcome~ Zhang Hailou Ah Bin!"

"No matter how heavy my opponent's fist is, it can't compare to the blow my mother gave me!"

"Shh~~~"

"Tsk, you bunch of rubbish, what are you booing for~" Zhang Hailou aroused public anger as soon as he opened his mouth. Everyone shouted at the blind man to beat him up!

When Zhang Qiling arrived at the bronze gate, he saw this scene of demons dancing wildly.

Wuxie and Aning's teams reached a cooperation and looked at the endless abyss that was like the Great Rift Valley in East Africa. In the shocked eyes of everyone, the flares slid down like an aria.

Bronze chains as thick as bowls crisscrossed the two walls of the cliff. There were an astonishing number of them, sealing the huge cracks in the canyon like needles and threads, as if preventing the demons at the bottom of the abyss from crawling out of the ground.

The descent lasted for four hours. Wuxie estimated that they had descended at least 4 meters, but the dark rift valley still seemed to have no bottom, which was creepy.

Suddenly, there was a whistle from Aning's team in front. Wuxie didn't understand what it meant. The people around him looked at Wuxie and explained, "Mr. Wu, the people in front asked you to pass. There is something wrong ahead."

As he was hesitating, he heard the whistle from the fat man, which meant that the news was true. He locked the safety rope and carefully descended to the front of the team.

"what happened?"

"Come and take a look." There was a hint of gnashing of teeth hidden in the fat man's calm tone.

Wu Xie stuck his head out to take a look, and saw that the space below was no longer dark. Instead, there appeared a dreamy colorful halo, like a fairyland. It kept changing with the surge of darkness, and there was an incredible feeling under the smoke.

“Have we really reached the fairyland?” Wu Xie couldn’t believe it. The notes left by his grandfather only said that zongzi had white hair, black hair, and green hats. It also didn’t say what types of areas the colors of the fairyland represented or what the entry regulations were?

Do I need to apply for a temporary residence permit? Do I need to buy a house? Is paper money or RMB acceptable? He was shocked by the scene before him, and his mind was in a mess.

"More than that, look down at your feet."

On chains not far below the chains they were on, there were countless mummies hanging like sausages.

They were severely dried by the wind and broke into pieces like egg yolk rolls when touched. Some of them were still wearing Dongxia people's armor, and they seemed to be soldiers who died during the exploration.

Wu Xie walked through the group of mummies, carefully controlling his body and trying to stay quiet. He was suspended in the air when he suddenly felt a brief moment of weightlessness. A scream was suppressed in his throat. He grabbed the armor at hand while falling and tried hard to steady himself.

He breathed a sigh of relief after escaping danger and looked for Pan Zi's figure. He raised his head halfway but suddenly stopped. In the darkness, he felt a rustling sound coming from his armor which was fixed on a downward trend, which caused cold sweat on his back.

I thought to myself, no way, if it's this fragile and can still resurrect, then I'm not going to go to the grave, I'd just go out in the desert and do some landscaping.

Caught in a dilemma, he didn't dare to let go. He swallowed and turned his head stiffly. He could even hear his heart beating like a drum.

"My friend, if you go any lower you will touch my cock. Although I admit it is firm and erect, a weakling like you will only cry for envy 100 out of 99 people. But I'm sorry, although I am so horny that both the gods and the people hate me, I really don't accept male customers."

The man in the armor looked at Wuxie awkwardly, sighed, and looked like he really couldn't do anything to you. "If you really don't want to give up, I can make a precedent for you if the money is in place, but you have to wear a wig and get a breast augmentation, and it would be best if the thing in front can be removed..."

Wuxie: ...

"If not Big Brother, who are you?" Wuxie was no longer afraid. He just felt it was extremely absurd. Who could solicit customers in a place like Genting Palace, and he actually ran into him.

"Besides, you are not even as big as me. You still want to receive customers? Dream on."

Wuxie is a typical novice who loves to play. When he meets big guys like Zhang Qiling and Zhang Muchi, he doesn't dare to say a word like a well-behaved baby. But when he gets to his own group of noob friends, he tumbles 360 times and turns into a dragon. Not to mention that it's just a pervert he doesn't know, he can just confront his own uncle whenever he wants.

"Did you touch shit on your mouth? Who said that, little chicken!" The armored man broke through the defense and kicked Wuxie onto the chain below.

Wuxie’s last injury had not yet fully healed, and he was hit hard again.

"Ow..."

Pointing at the bastard who did it, he was about to curse when he saw a black shadow flash by. His eyes could not keep up with the speed, and it turned into an afterimage, jumping in the chains covered with meridians.

"Oh, the monkey from Mount Emei has finally become a spirit!"

He was really stunned by this scene, as the monkey's body was twisted into movements that seriously violated the structure of the human body.

“Could it be that he is the one bound by these chains?” Wuxie gave up struggling and lay peacefully on the chains, still having the mood to ponder the mystery here.

“But this can’t be locked. It’s more like a staircase to help this guy go up and down. But which normal person would enter and exit the canyon in this way? Ladders, a great invention of mankind, are not worthy of you?

"Master San, are you okay?" Pan Zi poked his head out and shouted anxiously.

"I'm fine..."

He swallowed his words suddenly when he was halfway through. Wuxie was now at the front of the team, and also the closest to the bottom of the cliff. His lying position made every muscle in his body stick to the chains.

A rustling vibration brought a chill that numbed his spine all the way to his tailbone, and gave him an urge to pass gas.

Damn the exhaust, it's obvious something is coming out.

Friends, the wind is strong, let’s go!

Barely maintaining his balance, Wuxie turned over with difficulty. Just as he was about to grab the safety rope and climb up, he felt a gust of wind passing by.

Ok?

Swish…

Wu Xie: Hmm?

brush brush

Wu Xie: Hmmmm?

After the fourth wave, Wuxie finally saw clearly what was passing by him.

What the hell! Why are there so many people? In an instant, the sound of dozens of people passing by him was as high as one hundred.

I won’t talk about whether I’m scared or not, but…

"Let's fly somewhere else. If the wind gets any stronger, I'll freeze to death!"

"Oops..."

I don't know which ghost thing passed by and reached out a hand, kindly helping the Wuxie brand little turtle to turn over, with his four legs facing the sky. He saw a scene that he could never imagine in his life.

With the help of the light, I could finally see those figures clearly. They were wrapped in metal armor, emitting a restrained golden luster under the dim light, like the bronze men of Shaolin Temple, flying all over the sky.

Wu Xie opened his mouth in astonishment, "Uncle San, don't sleep anymore, come out with Uncle Er to watch the flying monkey..."