Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

Lao Yang repeatedly hinted at the relationship between man and the universe, and then explained the relationship between the self and the ego, what is the source of misfortune in life, and which one, idealism or materialism, is the truth that reveals the truth.

"Old Wu, wake up, don't fall asleep, listen to me."

Wuxie forced himself to open his eyes. "Ah... get out of class is over? Can I leave now?"

"Are you listening to me? I treat you as my brother, but you treat me as your majesty, right? It's not easy for me to tell you what's in my heart, so listen to me!"

"Dude, listen!" Wu Xie pointed at his stomach, making a gurgling sound. "Since you stopped stuttering, I've noticed that you've become as talkative as Tang Seng. I'll ask you one question. Can you let me make a phone call?"

Lao Yang was spinning on the ground like a millstone, and he seemed to have made up his mind. He stomped his feet and looked at Wuxie.

"Do you understand?"

"I don't understand a damn thing! You gave me a philosophy lesson for over an hour. Can't you just tell me what you want me to understand?"

Lao Yang had no choice but to sit down in front of Wu Xie, staring at him closely, and said in an unprecedented serious tone, "Then I'll say it again, and you must listen carefully this time!"

Wuxie: ...

"Well, you go ahead and do your work. I'm going to turn myself in or run around with the Zongzi with a gun." He stood up and was about to leave. In an instant, he understood how those Niu Zi and Niu Descendants were tortured to commit suicide by Tang Monk.

"Hey, damn, are you really leaving? I'm telling you, isn't that enough?" Lao Yang had no choice but to stop him. "I was materialized by myself. Are you satisfied?"

"Ah..." Wuxie suddenly realized, stroking his chin and staring at Lao Yang thoughtfully.

"You...what do you mean?" Lao Yang's anus tightened when he looked at her.

"I wonder if I can save five million by doing this kind of sneaky trick."

Lao Yang: "So, you really think I'm a queen, right?"

"I'm talking to you about the spring and the sorrow, and you're talking to me about RMB, are you still a human being?"

"What's that? I've seen cyborgs fall in love before."

"By the way, will your fertility be affected after the cloning?"

"Just shut the fuck up!" Lao Yang was completely convinced. After not seeing him for three years, this man's acceptance ability was almost like that of an incinerator.

"Look." Lao Yang said as he handed the photo he had hidden for a long time to Wuxie. Wuxie looked at the photo of him and his mother in confusion.

"What do you mean?"

Then, Lao Yang told the truth about everything. Since the plan had failed, there was no point in hiding it.

Wu Xie stared at him and thought for a long time, "I think your idea is unscientific."

"What the hell..."

"Wait a moment, I'll make a call." Wuxie dialed the familiar helpline.

"Welcome to call the Umbrella Company consultation hotline. For Chinese service, please press 1. For English service, please press ..."

1

"Please press 1 if you are a member of this company, or press 2 if you are not a member"

2

"If your assets are less than 5 million US dollars, please hang up. If your assets are between 5 million and 10 billion, please press 1..."

Lao Yang's eyes almost popped out, "This, this, this..."

Wu Xie's face was calm, "This is just a small scene. My ultimate dream is to become their distinguished VIP customer. Does the Xie family in Beijing know about this?"

Lao Yang: ...He really forgot my last name...

"Even though we are so rich, we can't even become members. Otherwise, why do people say that we tomb robbers are not prestigious?"

"Nezha! I am Wuxie, blah blah blah."

"Oh~" Zhang Musi replied lazily on the other end of the phone, "It shouldn't be like that. Shouldn't it be easy for you to come in here?"

Easy? Wu Xie bit his teeth until they were about to break, and said sinisterly, "Maybe my horizons were too broad, and I accidentally pulled my balls."

"Cackle, cluck, cluck~"

Zhang Musi understood it immediately and laughed wildly for nearly five minutes.

"Boss, stop laughing! Come and save me!"

"It's okay, don't worry."

Wuxie even heard the sound of the other party cutting his nails through the phone.

A customer who spent five million narrowly escaped death, and he was paid for services and manicures. The unevenness of life made him distorted.

"Hey, has the stolen money arrived for you and Xiaohua?"

"No... This involves another bizarre experience, blah blah..."

"Kick-kick-kick."

There was another burst of laughter, but the voice came from two people instead of one.

"Stop laughing!" He felt his dignity being pressed to the ground and rubbed repeatedly, and he roared in shame and anger, "I have something serious to ask you. You can disrespect me, but at least respect my five million!"

"Okay, okay, tell me what's going on."

This is the Third Master who just killed his uncle. Until now, tributes to this mysterious person are still floating on the forums of major universities and museums.

[Thank you sir for your kindness, my thesis for the next 30 years is saved]

[Literature and Literature Science is ushering in a new era of industry development. Apply now and publish papers until old age.]

[Neighborhood committees in various places have expanded their exhibition rooms to bring cultural relics into people’s lives]

[Breaking news! Museums across the country are expanding, and a huge amount of cultural relics are pouring in. Their collections are comparable to the return of the British Museum]

[Following the 1952 Warring States Silk Book incident, the illegal tomb-robbing industry will usher in a major purge]

Now, whoever dares to offend this gentleman will directly open a new chapter in history. Although his background check is very poor, with his qualifications to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple, it is estimated that he will have no problem getting a job.

On the phone, Wuxie told the whole story of Lao Yang, and Zhang Muchi laughed when he heard it.

"No... Hehe, Third Master, to put it bluntly, what you asked me to do is called resurrection from the dead, and it's for dead people, okay? In history, only Sun Wukong and Taiyi Zhenren have succeeded in this. You think too highly of me."

"Why don't you go look for them?"

"No," Wuxie refused decisively, "They are not as reliable as you, you take the money."

"Hahahahaha" the blind man lying on the mute's legs, almost fell over with joy, and commented happily, "Young Master San, what you said is true. A stick of incense with three heads is not as reliable as a clearly marked price."

This is different from a clone loading the original body's memory, but it is not impossible. Zhang Musi turned this matter over in his mind, turned around and said enthusiastically: "Hey~ Why talk about money~ Wait until you come out and meet, and then we will talk about it."

After he finished speaking, Lao Yang was still smiling happily, thinking he was saved, while Wu Xie, who was holding the phone, had cold sweat running down his clothes.

Oh my god! You are so greedy that you won’t talk about money! It’s the end of the world!

Regardless of anything else, the most urgent thing is for the two of them to get out of this damn place.

"When are you going to come and rescue me? I don't want to spend the night here!"

"There's no danger outside. As for you guys going out, 5..."

"What 5?"

Wuxie was stunned. Five hours, 50 ten minutes, it can't be 5 minutes.

"4"

"Damn it! You guys are charging millions, but are you counting time by seconds?"

"3"

"Stand firm~"

"2"

"How come it's already 2!"

"1"

Wuxie widened his eyes and looked at the platform below his feet that was slowly rising with a roar.

Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

For example, why is there an elevator inside the bronze sacred tree deep in the Qinling Mountains?

Panoramic sightseeing elevator inside the Qinling Sacred Tree in Jiazigou? Zhangjiajie is first and you are second. Wuxie was stunned and quickly sucked back his saliva. It’s okay to embarrass others, but you must never embarrass yourself.

"Lao Yang, do you have anything you want to ask? Just speak up. Everyone has been through this."

Wuxie's little plan was just because he was afraid that he would laugh at him for it later. He was really good at judging people.

"Impossible! Just wait for death!"