Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation
Chapter 148 Pea Shooter Wu 2hei
"Grilled fish fillet with peanuts and melon seeds. How come there is someone on your train crew to prepare so many dry goods?"
Wuxie complained as he rummaged through the cargo box.
Wang Meng rolled her eyes helplessly, "Grandpa Hua said we should just bring some snacks, he has prepared everything else."
Less than two kilometers away from Warehouse 11, under an abandoned iron tower, when Wuxie's broken golden cup wandered over, he saw two RVs worth tens of millions parked on the wasteland. Tents and canopies had been set up around them, and the projections standing on the ground were extremely eye-catching, as if they were watching a football game.
Wang Meng's eyes turned red when she saw the buffet-style drinks. Then she thought about the instant noodles she ate all year round...
“Ahem… that…” Wuxie, with Wang Meng’s brave dog-like expression of wanting to eat a bone, stammered awkwardly, “They are… they are all ill-gotten gains, we are not jealous.”
"Then may I ask, Boss Wu, what are you doing here now?"
"Earn...earn ill-gotten gains..."
When Wang Meng heard this, the despair in his eyes suddenly disappeared and a yearning for the future appeared in his eyes.
"Boss! Can we finally make a living in the criminal law field?!"
"Get out! You don't have any ivory in your mouth. Go away or I'll beat you up!"
On the other side, Zhang Musi also did not escape the mute's revenge, and sat on the ground with his head drooped.
Next to him is a blind man who has been sleeping alone in the cold for three days, and he doesn’t know when this will end.
The mute sat on a recliner, calmly holding up the screen and scrolling through 200+ videos, from which could be heard the artificial roar of Hei Xia Zi.
Hei Wei Xia (Zi Wei): "If I can no longer see, I would rather die than live. If I can no longer see, what meaning does this world have for me?"
"I can't see your face, I can't see your eyes, I can't see the way you look at me, I can't see the treasure caves with treasures and gold in every tomb, I can't see the little nest of our dreams, I can't see our big flower bed in the Northeast! I don't want it!"
Dumb Zhang (the saw-mouth version of Erkang): “…”
Hei Wei Xia (Zi Wei): "Mute, why don't you speak, mute! Are you gone? Do you dislike me as a burden..."
Dumb Zhang (the saw-mouth version of Erkang): “…”
Hei Wei Xia (Zi Wei): "Oh my god! You're not talking again. I'm really going to be driven crazy by you. You're really too much..."
20 minutes later...
After Hei Weixia lost his sight, he lost his voice again. The dumb Zhang breathed a sigh of relief...
“Puff puff puff…” Wuxie was peeking at the side and was so shocked by the plot that he almost laughed out loud.
Zhang Qiling clicked on the next episode with an expressionless face.
"Mute, you can't blame me." Zhang Musi moved his butt aside. For the past two days, Mute had been sitting behind the two of them, playing the popular short plays within the Zhang family on a loop, torturing him so much that his Kirin blood was about to turn into dog blood.
I didn't think it was so weird when I was making it. I remember that the three main creators were laughing very happily at that time.
"As the saying goes, there would be no killing without buying and selling. It is because of people like the blind man who like to watch that these products of the collapse of rituals and music have come into being."
The mute glanced at it and said nothing. The next episode had already started playing.
[The day the blind man went to the mute's house to collect living expenses, it rained heavily...]
……
Everyone in the row was speechless... Zhang Musi couldn't stand it any longer. "Mute! I warn you, your behavior has violated the Geneva Convention. No one is as torturing as you!"
As he said that, he threw away all the weapons on his body, covered his head and lay on the ground. "Hurry up, beat me up quickly and let this matter be over!"
Zhang Qiling didn't say anything. He turned off his phone, stepped over Zhang Musi, stood on the top of the mountain and looked in the direction of Warehouse 11.
Wuxie moved stealthily, approaching the side where the corpse was.
"Hey... Boss, can you give me a share of these resources..."
"Is it that the mute's knife is not fast enough or is it that you, Wuxie, are drifting away?"
Zhang Musi looked at this mutant Husky carefully, and his attitude was very arrogant!
"Or do you think I'm not dying fast enough?" He pushed the mean face away and said, "Victory, victory, no room for negotiation."
"Ah~~" Wuxie rolled on the ground in disappointment. Who in the family understands? I really want to see it!
"10."
When Xie Yuchen's voice sounded, several people turned their eyes to him, only to see him looking straight ahead, thinking seriously about the major issues concerning the people of the world.
Those words didn't sound like they came from his mouth at all.
"You are really good at acting..." Zhang Musi's eyes turned, and a bad idea suddenly came to his mind. "10 is definitely not enough. If you raise the price, I guess..."
He curled his lips in the direction of the blind man and said, "That master probably dared to do it... Damn, you guys are too snobbish!"
Seeing that this coward was useless, the two Winged Satans pretended nothing had happened and quickly moved up to the blind man.
"Humph, you have to come back sooner or later!"
Sure enough, within five minutes, the two men came back dejectedly as if Satan had fallen into spicy soup, and began to sigh around him.
"Hey…"
"Yeah..."
"oops………"
"Hiss... No, do you really want to see it that much?" Zhang Musi was speechless. Could it be that human instinct cannot escape the law of the truth that melodrama is really good?
"You guys are like this..."
Finally, after Xiaohua paid a 1:1 replica of the out-of-print Tang Dynasty costume of Lanling King in "Da Mian" and 50 RMB, he successfully obtained a video membership and a game account. Since Wuxie was not sure whether he had money, he could only use Xiaohua's video membership for free.
The blind man got a new skin for the mute +1, and the 50 yuan went into the dress-up game. Zhang Muchi promised that the mute in the second dimension would also have a costume, and he made a profit of yuan.
"Here it comes," the mute on the hilltop suddenly spoke.
The two Satans who had just started playing the game stealthily were so scared that they almost jumped up.
Zhang Qiling was puzzled, so the two of them quickly pretended to be extremely interested and ran over, sitting in front of the big screen, watching the images sent back by the satellite and the images of the drone lurking in the corner without blind spots.
[The Sneak Attack on Wu Erbai and the Bloody Battle of Warehouse 11: The Redemption of the Old Nine Gates] is an epic movie.
Wu Erbai's face looked extremely ugly, and he directly evolved into Wu Erhei. He had no idea who had caused such a big mess for him this time. The location (provided by Wuxie), product information (provided by Zhang Muchi) were all complete, and even the employee list (contributed by Xiaohua) was not missing anything.
However, he had to admit that he had done a great job this time. Warehouse 11 was the foundation for him and their Wu family to gain a foothold in the Nine Gates. Most of the things in it were stolen goods and dead objects. Although the compensation could not be much money, the status lost in this could not be measured by money.
"Spread the word across the board. You must find this person for me!"
"Yes, Second Master."
Ding-ling-ling~the phone rang.
"Hey, second brother, transfer 300 million to me. I want..."
"You want your mother! She doesn't have one!" Wu Erbai hung up the phone with a bang. He instantly realized that his mood was not right. He closed his eyes and fiddled with the rosary in his hand.
"Honestly, your uncle's technique of playing with the beads is definitely a bug." The fat man complained, "This speed can definitely kill four old men."
"Faster than a fucking pea shooter. Is there a sunflower behind it?"
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