Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

There is a science to reporting something. If you don't think about anything and just call the three-digit hotline, Wu Erbai might receive the news faster than the case executor.

"When facing your second uncle, that old yin bastard, you have to play the yang side. Even if he finds out, there's nothing you can do."

Zhang Musi earnestly taught Husky some tricks to destroy the house.

"You mean to get involved? But I don't know them either. Besides, even if I know a few old professors, they are only at the level of Third Uncle."

As he said this, he glanced at Xiaohua. He had the closest connection with the upper class, and he couldn't think of anyone else except him.

"Now there is an opportunity to be called a tainted witness. Your hundreds of millions of dollars..."

"I refuse." Xiaohua flicked the non-existent dust off her clothes and said decisively, "After all, I don't have the invoice, so I can't explain it clearly."

He rolled his eyes secretly, thinking how crazy he must be to get involved in their affairs. It's only 8 million yuan, the Xie family can afford it.

Wu Xie suddenly became like an inflatable doll, with his mouth open and deflated like a layer of rubber.

"Xiao Wu, the guardian of the treasure, died online."

"Give"

A 128G USB flash drive was handed to Wuxie. He looked at the owner of the hand in surprise, completely puzzled.

"This is... the study materials for the postgraduate entrance examination in terms of ideology and morality?"

Pah, a slap landed on his head where half of the water had been spilled. "Stop dreaming! How could my study materials only be this much? And I can't share them with you. You dumb guy will kill me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Musi realized that something was wrong! He heard a voice full of oppression behind him.

"Isn't there no surveillance?"

Zhang Musi's legs went weak and his knees instinctively dropped rapidly under the influence of the earth's gravity. Then he heard a loud thud behind him.

"Ahem... I'm really dumb. This bastard was talking about the little animation they made. I'm reporting it. The content is very explosive!"

"We?"

The blind man turned around and hugged the mute, looking aggrieved and as if he had been framed for a dirty rumor. He was mercilessly turned into a tainted witness. "I'm sorry, fellow Taoist. I'll slip away first as a sign of respect."

"He, Da Huang and Lao Wang, they made no less than 200 series, all of which belong to us. How hateful is that."

Zhang Qiling turned his gaze to Zhang Musi.

His knee finally touched the ground, and Zhang Muchi felt relieved.

"explain."

"There are 213 series and episodes in total, 5 of which are your standalone game series and 13 are fusion series."

"Among them, the most popular ones are the dress-up game of 'Miracle Kirin Travels Around the World' and 'Dream of Red Mansions - Blind and Dumb Version'."

“There are over 5 registered users in “Miracle Kirin Travels Around the World”, and the average monthly recharge amount is million.”

The blind man immediately felt something was wrong. This guy wanted to drag everyone to death together. He held Erkang's hand and said, "Don't..."

"Among them, the total recharge amount of the blind man is 97.82 million."

Wow, Wuxie and Xiaohua were both shocked. Xiaohua knew about Hei Ye’s ability to make money in the underworld, but always felt that this guy was always short of money. Now she finally knew where all the money went.

He is really good at knocking on the real person while knocking on the paper man!

"I...I just want to buy some nice clothes for your two-dimensional image, don't I?"

"Queen Mother of the West suit, bronze door wedding dress, Athena suit, dinosaur pajamas..."

The blind man rushed over like lightning, raining fists on him, and shouted angrily, "What about my privacy as a distinguished VIP customer! You profiteer!"

"Who told you to encourage users to give bad reviews to [Mute Zhang Enters Qi State Mansion·Qi Heixia Stays Overnight in Bishachu]?"

"Nonsense! I didn't even get to eat meat after the whole movie! Why don't you give me a bad review and keep me here?"

The two started fighting as they talked, and they were almost at the stairs. As long as they got out of this door, hehe...

With a click, a pair of extremely long fingers grabbed the blind man's neck.

"Exit"

The dumb thing here means the exits will meet, and according to the time, well, the blind man will be crippled.

Seeing that someone was taking the blame, Zhang Musi suddenly became angry again, "Bah, fellow Taoist?"

This sudden change left everyone stunned. Two of the three strongest fighters were gone in an instant. Can we still visit this tomb?

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. I never rely on force to win. Since Wuxie understands everything, how should we proceed?"

Zhang Musi stopped pretending, took out a little red hat, pulled out a small red flag from his waist that came from nowhere, and went straight into tour guide mode.

In an instant, the atmosphere of the entire ancient tomb was like an escape room with the lights on, and the absurdity broke through all the fear.

"Everyone, please look over here. This entire tomb is a large carousel driven by the tides of the sea. It is divided into two circles, the inner and outer circles. Only when the two horses in the inner and outer circles, that is, the two corridors, are aligned, will the door to life open."

"The wordless stele actually functions as a mirror designed with light refraction. When people look at the mirror here in a certain posture, they will see the life gate under the light effect."

Zhang Musi led everyone to the wordless stele. "Some children may ask, if that's the case, the real life gate doesn't always exist, but the life gate can be seen at any time on the wordless stele, then what should we do? What will happen if we enter at the wrong time?"

"That's a good question."

Wuxie and Xiaohua: Thank you, we didn’t ask.

"In this case, the life gate is not fully opened, and the misalignment of the corridor will cause the internal wall to move and narrow. In the end, the person entering will become a pie in the sky."

"But!" Zhang Musi suddenly shouted, "Today's visitors, you have made it in time. The thrilling Pseudo Life Gate is open for a limited time! The thrilling Ming Dynasty Mechanical Escape is officially open."

As he said that, he asked Xiaohua to sit in front of the stone tablet and pretend to dress up. Sure enough, a not very bright passage appeared.

After entering one after another, the wall was squeezed to the extreme narrowness and they went vertically upwards to a strange entrance to a tunnel.

It says [Memorial site of Xie Lianhuan’s escape in 1984] on it.

Xiaohua: Absurd, an absurd comedy starring my second uncle.

After being afraid for a long time, Zhang Musi stopped and pointed the light at the wall. A huge red arrow pointed at the dialog box on the wall.

"What are you standing there for? Take a picture!"

Zhang Musi looked at the people brainstorming and shouted, "We are on a tight schedule. Hurry up, there is a scenic spot ahead."

He led the tour group to the main hall like a herd of ducks.

"Okay, this is the main hall, our most important attraction. Take some photos quickly. In 5 minutes, we will move on to the next place."

"You can film me while I explain..."

Wuxie didn't know why, but he instinctively had the urge to defecate. He always felt that after these five minutes, he should go to the toilet.

Click, click, click. The sound of shutter clicks continued as Zhang Muchi retells the story from 20 years ago.

"Xiaohua, Xiaohua, please take a photo for me and Wang Canghai."

"I'll take another photo while I sit in Wang Canghai's seat!"

"This! This golden nanmu! Damn, if I post this on Tieba, the moderator will definitely add it to the featured posts."

"Night Pearl Star Map! Forty-five degrees. Tsk, you are so beautiful, why do you look so ugly in photos? Aning's photos are better. What a pity."

Little Flower:  …

"Take your belongings with you. Our trip will end after we pick up our stored belongings."

"What do you mean by storing things?" Wuxie didn't remember ever storing anything.

"Your Third Uncle and Aning!" Zhang Musi rolled his eyes. This little bastard was really amazing when he got angry.

Xiao Hua said helplessly: "When you were taking the photo, even Aning remembered it!"

Wuxie: ...It seems that it is necessary to master a photography skill.