Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

When a few people fished out the five fish one by one from the spring in the ear chamber, the situation got out of control at the speed of light.

No one knew what Wang Zanghai had arranged in his tomb passage. They were fine, but the scene of these people twisted together was like a large-scale ritual and music collapse scene.

Xie Yuchen, who was the first to regain his mobility, slapped Wuxie's belly with both hands. The monkeys hundreds of meters away said it hurt, muttering, "I told you to play dead! I told you to take my kidney!" Wuxie rolled over like a turtle, shouting, "My third uncle brought me here. This is my first time. Catch him!"

Wu Yong grinned greasy and lewdly, rubbing his face against Tu Dian's. Tu Dian picked up clods of dirt from the ground and stuffed them into Aning's diving suit, mumbling something about laying eggs. Aning held Wu Xie's wrist tightly and refused to let go no matter what.

Hiss... This scene has reached the level of super supervisor warning.

"Blind man, this is immoral! Don't you care about this?"

Zhang Musi's fingers were stretched so wide that he looked like he was doing a split, and he kept clicking his tongue at the side.

The blind man was grinning and giggling non-stop, clinging to the bald man like an octopus. The dumb man, who was less than 170cm tall, looked very precious to him no matter how he looked at him, like a large-sized figurine.

"Xiao Qi, kid, if the professor isn't tired, put him down... um"

A disgusting chirping sound came from the corner hiding on the side.

For a moment, Zhang Musi couldn't tell which one was more eye-catching, the greasy middle-aged bald man's kissing scene or the five bodies twisted into a ball with their heads and feet unrecognizable.

"Hei Ye is truly a real man. He can look bald and still look charming. It's really admirable." The fat man secretly complained.

They worked hard for five minutes, and the illusion managed to withstand all physical attacks.

"Do you have any good ideas?" Zhang Musi looked at the fat man. As a key figure, the fat man always plays an important role at plot nodes, and this time is no exception.

The fat man frowned, rubbed his belly and thought for a while, then said, "How about some hot pot?"

Wuxie woke up in a daze, fell to the ground and looked around.

Hiss, why is your belly so red? And who took off my diving suit?

I stood up swayingly and saw Baldy Zhang leaning beside me.

"Professor Zhang, why is your mouth swollen?"

Mu Ziqi's eyelids twitched, and he heard the mute laughing over there, "Excuse me, hot pot is spicy, hahahahaha"

Wu Xie scratched his head and looked at him like an idiot. "Professor, you must have drunk too much. Where did this underwater tomb come from..."

“What the hell!” Wu Xie yelled, pointing behind Zhang Tuzi in disbelief. “Why is there a hot pot here?!”

"Burp." The fat man was full, his diving suit stretched to reveal his belly, and he shaved his teeth comfortably and said, "Isn't it time for lunch? Our team leader is really particular. He said that we would provide food and accommodation, and it really is a big meal."

“Oh…” Wuxie’s head was still dizzy, and he nodded as if he understood something.

After some explanation, they figured out that they had been tricked before and were collectively hallucinating. Three hours had passed since they entered the tomb.

"So we're just going to lie here? Nothing happens?"

Wu Xie has a very clear mind about himself. If he can lie still for 15 minutes after he has made a move, his ancestral grave will explode into fireworks, and the good deeds of his ancestors for 18 generations will be transferred to him in one lump sum.

"Just..." Wuxie looked filthy, blinking his eyes secretly, "Just nothing..."

The fat man was very familiar with the boy's sneaky expression. Usually in a foot massage parlor, the last 15 seconds of the first clock would be four quick and two slow snaps at the back waist... snap, and after that, it was the peak period of this conversation.

"Special service?"

"Zongzi!"

"What special service!" Wu Xie almost jumped up. He had just dreamed that he was detained for 15 days. These words directly hit him in the lungs.

"Fuck! A zongzi makes you talk so lascivious!"

Wu Xie snorted coldly, not caring at all, and carefully checked the clues nearby. Suddenly, he saw the large porcelain bottle in the corner shake twice by itself.

“You you you you…did you see that?”

“…Uh…I saw it.” Zhang Musi was shocked. How could there really be a monster?

What they ate was the authentic Chongqing beef hotpot, with half a pot of peppercorns and chili peppers, and beef oil boiled for three times, with the emphasis on spicy and thick flavor, lettuce, Gongcai, tripe, duck intestines, goose intestines, yellow throat, liver, and old meat slices thrown in for free, and jelly and soy milk in turn, the taste... sizzling...

"So you want to explain..." Wuxie next door was so envious that he was crying, and asked humbly.

"He can even bear this, this Zongzi must have given up addiction!"

...makes sense...grunt...

This is definitely not an ordinary rice dumpling, so everyone decided to surround it and deal with it to avoid any future trouble.

Baldy Zhang was very excited. "I have been involved in archaeological work for 30 years and have entered hundreds of ancient tombs. This is the first time in my life that I have seen such a magical creature!"

Puff... Puff... Wuxie's face turned pale, as if he had been stabbed twice.

But that wasn't the end. For some reason, Baldy Zhang got excited about leading students in archaeology and kept on talking about it, "It's the first time I've ever seen an expert like you, let alone you. Don't miss this golden opportunity, which comes only once in ten years. Many archaeologists won't get this opportunity in their lifetime."

Wu Xie was almost stabbed to death by this sentence, and coughed awkwardly twice, "Look... look at the zongzi..."

The others had almost woken up by then. It was 9 to 1, and no one was panicking under the overwhelming numbers.

The fat man stepped forward cautiously, with a funny posture like a silly boy poking a dung ball. He poked it five or six times but there was no movement.

Only then did they pluck up their courage and search the big jar inside and out. They were relieved when they found nothing unusual.

“Who the hell lied about military intelligence? I don’t know…” Before Wu Yong could finish his words, a loud noise of porcelain breaking was heard behind him.

Wuxie stared in amazement at the monster that came out of the hole in the wall. His mind was blank and he didn't even have the courage to scream.

It was a 2-meter-tall, faceless monster that looked like a tanned corpse. Its purple-blue skin, which had turned into pulp, was layered like candle wax. It had a big mouth on its head, and its lower jaw had completely degenerated. It had four sharp fangs that extended from half of its face to its chest. Its heels were turned back, and there were several huge bone spurs running across its body below its elbows.

This is definitely not a human! Wuxie's sanity value dropped rapidly, and he couldn't even give a warning.

Wu Sanxing realized something was wrong, turned around and quickly retreated. The moment he saw the monster clearly, an astonishing change occurred.

The monster opened its mouth wide, as if it was split horizontally. The upper part of its head folded behind it, and a leech-like tongue as thick as a neck stretched out from the crack like lightning. Smelly saliva dripped from it, and densely packed broken teeth instantly covered Wu Yong's face, making a creepy swallowing sound.

Several people opened fire immediately, but this strange monster was not afraid of guns at all and let out a terrifying roar under the gunfire.

Wu Yong, who was hanging in the air, was motionless as if he was dead.

Suddenly, the monster's tongue retracted, and a twisted look of doubt appeared on its strange body.

It was Wu Sanxing's human skin mask, which had peeled off and was hanging on the broken teeth. Taking advantage of this opportunity, several people shot immediately. Xie Yuchen twisted his body, stepped forward and snatched the man away.

"Hurry up! There are more in the cave!" After saying that, he ran outside quickly and hid in another secret room in panic. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one caught up with him.

"Then...what is that monster?" Wuxie asked, panting heavily and frightened.

The corner of Zhang Musi's mouth twitched. How should he say, this is the Ooze dripper, the biological weapon that is integrated with the T-Abyss virus in Resident Evil Revelations?

The main thing is that he didn't expect that this thing and the underwater tomb were so damn compatible. It looked like a mutated ancient corpse drowned in water. Who could have thought that this thing was not from the Western Zhou Dynasty, but was newly born last week and was still warm.

"Let's take a look at your Third Uncle first. He's really lucky. The monster must have wanted to suck his blood, but the human skin mask blocked it and saved his life."

Qiankun·Wu Sanxing·The method of great movement.

Wu Sanxing sat weakly on the side. Tiekuaizi had never seen such a scene before.

"Uncle San!" Wu Xie yelled, "Are you okay, Uncle San? You were sucked so hard by that disgusting monster just now that I was almost tearing. Are you okay?"

"Ugh~" Wu Sanxing's face turned pale. He didn't want to recall the feeling just now at all. It was like... forget it, it would be even more disgusting if he said it out loud.

"Third Master, wipe it first," Xiaohua handed over a handkerchief.

"Hey~ Isn't this the Third Master? You know what, the kiss just now was really solid, but a little disgusting. Hey, Professor Zhang, can you describe it? How do we define this in our academic circle?"

Baldy Zhang was really researching it. "Oh...it's really hard to say, but I heard a student say a word that's quite appropriate."

"What word?" Aning wiped the water stains on her body and couldn't help but feel curious after relaxing.

"A nasty kiss, is that appropriate?"

Puff, puff, instantly, the laughter spread everywhere, don't say it, you really don't say it...

What weird things are the blind and the mute watching recently?

God damn prank kiss.

Wu Sanxing: Are you polite?