Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

Fuck me...fuck you...ah!

Mr. Wu Sanye from Hangzhou was dragged outside by his nephew by his clothes... I don’t know where Wuxie got a rope from, but he tied the old man tightly to a tree.

He had wanted to do this for a long time. It was perverted but really fun.

"Be honest!"

"What do I have to confess?" Wu Sanxing squatted on the ground with his hands tied together, but he still did not forget to smoke.

The posture was so skillful that it made people feel distressed. It seemed as if this guy had been taken to the police station many times.

"You are such a stubborn old man! You caught the adulterer red-handed and refused to admit it even though you and Snake-browed Bronze Fish are here. Tell me what you are plotting against me!"

Wuxie is not a fool. He can't be performing this series of tricks for that idiot Da Kui.

"My snake-browed bronze fish is from the sea. Didn't you see the white ash and dirt on it?"

Wuxie nodded and put the thing in his pocket.

"Have you ever stolen a sea bucket?"

Wu Sanxing was so moved that he almost cried, and said, "It was only once that I regretted it! I really regret it. If I had been able to resist the urge to get involved in that mess, I would have a lot of children now."

It was during that sea fight that he not only sacrificed his girlfriend, but also two kidneys (one of which went to Xie Lianhuan), and lost more than five million...

It also started his long nightmare experience in the Palace of Prince Lu.

Wu Xie did know a little. His uncle used to have a girlfriend named Wen Jin whom he loved terribly. They were together for five years and were known as the Condor Heroes of the tomb-robbing world. Later, he heard that the woman had disappeared. He only knew that he had lost his hands in a tomb. After that, his uncle became depressed because of love. He lay in bed with a pale face for two weeks and lost a lot of weight.

Wu Sanxing: Anyone who has a kidney removed has to lie in bed for half a month.

"Is it the time when the Condor Heroes got into trouble? It was a Kaito?"

Wu Sanxing nodded and silently recounted the story of the Xisha underwater tomb.

While Wuxie was listening to the wonderful story, an idea popped into his mind that even he thought was perverted.

I wish I had a lie detector!

"When I woke up, I found that they were gone. The place where I slept was not the original anteroom. There was a golden nanmu coffin behind me, gurgling with water."

"I was so scared that I almost peed my pants. I called Wen Jin a few times but no one responded. Then the coffin lid suddenly flipped up."

Wu Sanxing said this with a strange look on his face, "I didn't even think about it at the time. I saw that the helmet was still in my hand, so I put it on and jumped into the spring. Then I escaped."

"Hey! Hey hey! Something's wrong, there's a flaw here!" Wuxie was as alert as a dog, with his little radar on full blast.

"Didn't you say that the room had changed? Why is the spring still there?"

Uncle San's face turned green, and he stammered, "Yes, of course it's there, right at the spring. Don't interrupt me, damn it!"

At the end, the middle-aged Wu Sanxing was sobbing and sobbing, and he looked extremely pitiful. After sobbing for a long time, Wu Sanxing suddenly sat up and said, "Nephew, I just suddenly remembered something."

"At that time, there was a man in the archaeological team who looked very similar to the waiter of the silent young man!" Wu Sanxing was afraid that he would not believe it, so he quickly asked the servant at home to scan it and send it to him.

Wu Sanxing looked at the photo in silence.

Wu Xie pointed at the person Wu Sanxing was pointing at in the photo and said, "Uncle San, how do these two look alike except that they both wear sunglasses?"

Wu Sanxing: …

"He's changed his appearance! I've seen his true face."

"Uncle San, since he has changed his appearance, why did he let you see his true face?" Wu Xie looked at the old man who was anxious to go upstairs with a slightly loving look, and said earnestly, "Next time you want to tell such a lie, I have an immature suggestion."

"You can photoshop this photo. Now the Photoshop software has been updated to 7.0. Can you keep up with the times?"

Wu Sanxing was panting heavily, picked up the phone and dialed the blind man's number.

"Hey~ Third Master, what are you looking for from a blind man~"

The phone was picked up before it rang once, and a lazy voice came from the other end.

"Let me make it clear first. My baby is back. I won't go to the karaoke party. You guys are having too much fun..."

"Don't...don't talk nonsense." Wu Sanxing's old face turned red. He had just finished acting out his deep regrets and love, but when he turned around, he was betrayed by this blind man.

"Hey, Third Master, is there a neighbor next door?" The blind man held the phone between his shoulders, took the stir-fried dishes out of the pot and put them on the table in the yard. He bent down and kissed the mute who was basking in the sun, and then continued.

"This is what happened, old man, you should have told me in advance.

"Stop talking nonsense, I have something to ask you." Wu Sanxing turned on the speakerphone and motioned Wuxie to come over.

Wuxie: Your phone is leaking sound. Even without using the hands-free mode, I can still hear the sound of the waves...

"Tell me the truth, were you among the archaeological team members who discovered the Xisha underwater tomb in 84?"

"Oh, you mean picking..."

Wu Sanxing interrupted quickly, "Don't say useless things, just answer it and that's it!"

The blind man on the other end of the phone kept chuckling, and after a long while he replied, "It's me~"

Wu Sanxing hung up the phone in horror, muttering to himself like a possessed person, "Why, why hasn't he aged at all in more than 20 years?"

Then he seemed to wake up and shouted, "I understand! I understand!" and turned to leave.

Wuxie grabbed him and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"You stay here and take care of Pan Zi. I'm going to Xisha again."

"Uncle San! Calm down. You haven't gotten older. At worst, I can ask Wang Mengmeng to recommend you a few reliable beauty salons. Let's take good care of ourselves."

To be honest, not aging in 20 years is not that exaggerated. With the black sunglasses and a mature man's face, there is really no difference between 20 and 40.

"This is not about maintenance!" Wu Sanxing was so impatient that he untied the rope and ran out of the door. Wu Xie looked at the anxious old man and couldn't stop him. He could only shout, "Uncle San, don't go to Korea for plastic surgery. There are many scammers there. It's enough for us to just do maintenance!"

It happened that a waiter from a hotel's foot massage center came up to settle the bill with him. When he saw the bill, his face turned dark. It turned out to be more than four thousand. He couldn't help but curse inwardly: Damn it, this old guy went down to do those confusing things again yesterday. He is so wasteful!

Wu Xie never keeps accounts. The cash left by Wu Sanxing is not right. He had spent it a long time ago. He had been using his own money during this period. When he opened his wallet, he found that he had only saved a few bills. He could only say awkwardly that he had no cash and would withdraw it and send it to him tomorrow.

After the debt collector left, Wuxie felt more and more that something was wrong. Could it be that he ran away because he had no money?

He hurried back to the room and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the gold and jade coffin cover in the corner. The night is long and dreams are many, so he decided to get his money back first, and then he ran straight to the antique market in Yingxiong Mountain with the things in his arms.

He successfully got 120 million and a piece of Jinpo incense from Lao Hai. Before he could even warm the money in his hands, he heard that there was a severe crackdown in the area where he had just been released, and Lao Hai, who had taken his things, was arrested along with his goods. He also heard that there were contraband items involved.

Fortunately, he had cash with him and didn't leave a phone number, so he couldn't be found. He stayed in the foot massage parlor for a few days in fear. Suddenly, two people came to his door and said that his uncle was missing. They came to find him hoping that he could participate in the rescue operation.

Wu Xie was shocked and asked quickly, "How much can you offer?"

Aning's face turned green in an instant, and he snorted and asked, "Then how much do you think you are worth?"

This was a very impolite remark. Wu Xie didn't get angry because of her winding cleavage. He waved his hand and explained, "I'm not talking about me, but this matter still needs another group of people. Without them, it can't be done. But they need at least 3...500 million!"

In the corner, a strange man wearing sunglasses quietly tapped the strange bracelet a few times, and then looked at Wuxie meaningfully.

Wuxie felt that his IQ had obviously improved, especially when it came to spending other people's money to save his own life. He was particularly skilled at it and could even make a small profit. Hey, why did he seem to have done this a lot in his previous life?

Since ancient times, submarines and the deep sea have been the best match!

In order for the plan to proceed smoothly, Aning had no choice but to agree, and she still had the authority to spend 500 million.

"Then wait for me for a while." Wu Xie ran back to his room and took out the booklet he treasured after searching for a long time. "Baby! It's up to you!"

"Welcome to call the Umbrella Company consultation hotline. For Chinese service, please press 1. For English service, please press ..."

1

"Please press 1 if you are a member of this company, or press 2 if you are not a member"

2

"If your assets are less than 5 million US dollars, please hang up. If your assets are between 5 million and 10 billion, please press 1..."

Wuxie took a deep breath, Xiaodao was shocked. Companies with assets below 5 million are not even qualified to answer the phone. What kind of company is this? It shocked my whole family and the dog at home.

Finally, he heard the manual option, explained it for a long time, and finally got through to Nezha's call.

"Nezha! I am Wuxie, 3..."

"500, no bargaining!"

Wuxie: ...I swear on my toes, there is a traitor! (Not) Terminate the deal!