Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

The first stop of Xiao Sanye's tomb-robbing career was a mistake in the sea trench. In his subconscious, is there a corpse that cannot be moved? That's too scary.

When you encounter trouble, blame yourself less and look for problems with Zongzi and your teammates.

"Uncle San, you are a bit weird!" Wu Xie advised earnestly, "You are so old, if you can't do it, then consider changing your career!"

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Wu Sanxing...Don't ask, it's just a headache. The evil one is actually me?

"Nephew, I, your uncle, have never seen many resurrected zongzi in all these years." His expression was frozen, and the corners of his mouth twitched constantly. "Why don't you say that you are a weird kid?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Wu Xie waved his hand, "It must be because you are old. I heard that men's bodies will emit a bad smell when they reach a certain age. Uncle San, I guess you are old enough to emit the smell of seducing Zongzi."

"You have a pretty good scientific basis." Wu Sanxing was so angry at his nephew's train of thought that he laughed, "I've been doing this for most of my life, and I just heard that tomb robbing is a job for young people!"

Wu Sanxing inserted the pry bar into the gap. Angrily, he put all his strength together with that of Da Kui, and pressed down. With a bang, the coffin inside was exposed.

The exquisite jade-inlaid lacquer coffin, the nested coffin inlaid with jade, is a painted lacquer wooden coffin. When Pan Zi saw the coffin, his eyes almost fell out. He covered his wound with half of his face crying and the other half laughing: "Damn, there are so many jades, I can walk sideways now!" He gritted his teeth and was about to take action, but his uncle hurriedly shouted: "No! This is Xinjiang Manas jade. If you want to disassemble the jade and sell it, you can only sell it for hundreds of thousands. There are so many of us, it's not enough to share. You have to take down the entire jade nesting to make it valuable!"

Pan Zi chuckled, scratched his head, and followed the Third Master to carefully peel off the coffin cover completely.

Zhang Qiling saw that Zhang Musi didn't say anything and felt that something was wrong.

Not to mention the coffin cover that was worth at least a million, even if Zhang Dailu stole a carrot from him he would chase him two miles away.

no response?

Zhang Musi noticed the mute's gaze, stretched out two fingers, made a gesture of walking out his arms, and then made a "yeah" gesture by rotating forwards and backwards.

Zhang Qiling... he understood that this action meant waiting for him to make a move, and then summoning the great mechanism with flashing red and blue lights.

The indifferent look instantly turned into one of pity as he looked at the uncle and nephew.

The breathing sounds in the coffin became more and more obvious. The breathing sounds were right next to my ears, sticking to the coffin lid, and were very eerie and frightening.

"There's no way back after coming to this point." Wu Sanxing spat twice into his palms, stood in a horse stance nervously, and was about to insert the pry handle in.

"Stop it!" The fat man touched his head and hurriedly trotted away, pushing away the fools in front of the coffin. "No, no, this will cause trouble. You guys have so little experience and you still want to overthrow him. You are really asking for death by sticking a straw in a cesspool (sucking shit)!"

"Well, how do you say we should open it?"

“Get out of the way.” The fat man waved his hand to let the others get out of the way. He rolled his eyes and fumbled around inside with his fat little fingers for a long time. “Opening the coffin is like getting a girl into a bridal sedan. You can’t force it. Hey, look, it’s open now!”

With a click, the coffin split neatly in the middle, and an extremely miserable scream came out from the coffin.

"Fatty, judging from the way you're shouting, you're not even good at this job!" Pan Zi saw the fat man's smug look and retorted directly.

"Bullshit, I only work for treasures worth silver, you are the one who is good at making zongzi!"

"Stand back, don't move!"

The lacquer coffin rose from the coffin like a lotus, and then the coffin lid, which was cracked on both sides, flipped down, and a man covered in black armor sat up from the coffin.

This is a rare wet corpse. The skin is translucent and pale, the eyes are closed, and it looks very painful. The facial features are distorted.

Wu Xie looked at the Zongzi and couldn't help but wonder, "He had a way to keep the girl's body from decaying for a thousand years, so why did his own body end up in such a miserable state?"

"Ahem..." It was the first time that Zhang Musi encountered such a difficult question. How should he say, "This guy has too many customers?"

When we are in a team, we may even be pulled out three to five times a day. No good corpse can stand this!

Patting Wuxie's shoulder, he said, "So, boys shouldn't work so hard outside. You'll worry about the corpses."

"I fucking thought it was another zongzi, but it turns out there's a piece of wood supporting him from behind." Wu Sanxing was afraid that Zhang Muchi would come up with some outrageous excuse, so he quickly took over the conversation.

Seeing that his eldest nephew was completely fooled and nodded repeatedly, he thought, damn, there is no work pressure for a corpse.

Tie Miansheng: Just try lying here! I have been lying here naked for thousands of years. My family, who would have thought that I would be watched by people before dawn, without a single bite of food, and forced to do sit-ups with a wooden stick every day. I might as well set up a stall at the entrance of the park!

When Da Kui heard it was a wooden stick, he became excited and looked around for a long time. Suddenly, he stepped back a few steps and pointed at the corpse and shouted, "This... this... this thing is fucking alive!"

"What's the big deal?" Wu Xie waved his hands again and again, "I've never seen a dead zongzi!"

"No! He's alive! He can... he can breathe!" Da Kui was so anxious that he stuttered.

"Let me see!" Wu Sanxing quickly pushed aside a few people and squeezed to the front. "It's really fucking alive!"

Wu Xie wanted to go up and take a look, but when he turned around, he saw that the two big guys didn't move. They came over with a smile and said, "Brother, don't you want to take a look?"

Zhang Qiling glanced at him and said nothing. Zhang Musi looked at him in confusion, "What's there to see in a living person?"

Wu Xie thought about it and it made sense. He saw it every day. “Then why is my Third Uncle so excited?”

"Maybe because this is a naked man?" Zhang Musi made up a reason, but he didn't expect Wuxie to really believe it.

Wu Sanxing… faced his nephew’s contemptuous gaze, and his eyes twitched, “Naked man, bullshit!”

Damn it, his innocence is completely gone!

"This is the Jade Servant! It's the divine Jade Servant!" Wu Sanxing grabbed Wuxie's shoulders, shaking him with a bit of personal vengeance. "What a fate! I, Wu Sanxing, have fought for so long, and finally! As long as you wear this thing, you will be rejuvenated. Did you see it? It's real! This corpse is the evidence!"

Several burly men were tossing and turning around a naked man wearing only a jade garment. The corpse showed no reaction at all, while the female corpse and the blue-eyed fox in the corner were watching with great interest.

Tie Miansheng's cloudy eyes looked in Zhang Qiling's direction, filled with painful pleas: Hurry up! Let me die!

Zhang Qiling turned his face away silently.

Wu Xie grimaced as he watched this scene of moral degradation and twisted humanity, especially when he heard that his uncle wanted to take the body away...

"I think that the spirit of my grandfather, your father, would not agree to this marriage."

“You…get out of here!” Wu Sanxing was so angry! What kind of prodigal nephew was this! “Don’t you see the human skin underneath? It’s all shed by him. Every time he sheds it, he gets younger!”

"You are stupid! This is the immortality in mythology!"

Wu Sanxing was wondering why his nephew was so calm, and then he heard what the boy said.

"Oh, immortality is just a mere thing, it's not as exciting as my [Naruto Dragon Ball: I Want to Become the Tomb Raider King]."

Wu Sanxing almost choked up when he heard the fat man yell, "It works!"

The fat man took out a golden...

"This guy is a foreigner with golden armpit hair?" Pan Zi didn't know what was wrong with him when he suddenly said this. Wu Sanxing couldn't stand it anymore and slammed him on the head.

"You're going crazy too, this is the mechanism to remove the jade servant!"

As he said this, he reached out to pull it.

"It can't be opened." Zhang Qiling suddenly said.

"Yes! It can't be opened!" Wuxie saw that the boss had spoken, so he followed suit and looked at the boss with his twinkling puppy eyes.

Look, you and I are from the same country!

Zhang Qiling ignored him, stepped forward and grabbed the corpse's neck, and lifted him out of the coffin. The corpse actually began to shake non-stop, and a comfortable groan came out of its throat that he had waited for a long time...

His limbs fluttered like a happy little turtle. Strangle me to death, strangle me to death quickly! Didn’t you eat?

Zhang Qiling…understood but didn’t respect, veins on his hands popped and bones burst instantly.

Tiemiansheng: Amen, my soul is scattered.

Zhang Musi's eyes twitched uncontrollably. If others couldn't see it, could he not see it? The mute just pinched him unconscious. What a thrifty boy.

Tie Miansheng: Oh fuck!

On the other side, the blind man saw that the show was almost over, so he poked Lao Lu, who was eating melons and opening a walnut machine next to him.

"Let's get to work and release the corpse bugs."