Tomb Raider: Villain System, Start with Umbrella Corporation

A few old men walked through the corridor carefully like they were dancing ballet, and entered a tomb chamber through the gap of the huge jade door.

Pan Zi took the mining lamp and looked around. "Why are there so many coffins?"

Wu Xie took a look and saw that the tomb chamber was covered with a large ceiling covered with murals, the stone slabs around it were densely written with words, and there were seven sarcophagi in the middle.

Da Kui suddenly screamed, "This sarcophagus has been opened!" Pan Zi took a crowbar and knocked the sarcophagus open, then peeked inside and said, "Hey, why is it a foreigner?"

Wu Xie hid at the back and peeked his head out. The body looked very fresh, and it must have been no more than a week since the death. His good uncle discovered the owner of the sarcophagus and lifted out his black donkey hoof.

I complained in my heart, "Please don't use that black donkey hoof all the time. It's not embarrassing enough!" Then I realized someone was pulling my clothes from behind.

Da Kui held up a lantern tremblingly, almost crying, "There are six of us in total." He swallowed, moved his finger to the lonely shadow on the other side, and said in a pinched voice, "Whose is this!"

Da Kui is definitely a master at creating a horror atmosphere. As a voice actor, he can definitely perform a horror movie by himself.

Wuxie was so frightened that he screamed like a chicken, choked and unable to utter a word, and started gesticulating with his fingers frantically.

Zhang Musi touched his chin and said, "Want to play the game of guessing what you are doing?"

"7, 6? Seven emotions and six desires?"

"Alone? That's not right. How many words do you say?"

"Seven words, that's hard to guess."

Wu Xie was motionless, staring blankly in anger like a wooden stake. Who was crazy enough to play guessing games in a tomb? The old bastard Third Uncle didn't even look at him. He took a deep breath and glared at Da Kui who was cowering in the corner.

"There's a ghost in this room. There's an extra shadow."

"This isn't seven words, is it?" Zhang Musi looked unhappy, not even playing games seriously.

Wu Xie: "I'm not kidding, just gesture and I'll guess!" He realized that he couldn't get through to him, "Uncle San! Uncle San, you old pervert! Stop fiddling with dead men! Go out and play with the living ones! There's a ghost in this tomb now!"

Pan Zi was startled and quickly shone the miner's lamp over there. Now he could see clearly that there was a man with a large earthenware jar on his head, hiding in the corner and making puffing sounds.

Obviously, he saw everything that happened just now. The scene was very awkward for a while. Especially Wuxie felt that his face of more than 20 years was completely shattered after this incident.

Pan Zi yelled, "Damn it, I'll shoot you!" and was about to pull out his gun.

The fat man was really pissed when he saw this. He yelled "Oh my god!" and turned around and ran back the way he came.

Here comes the chance to slack off!

"Not good," Zhang Qiling said nervously, "We can't let him get to our tunnel. If he touches the coffin, he'll be doomed!"

With a swish, he drew out the black gold ancient knife and chased directly into the darkness. Wu Xie was about to say, "You didn't bring the mining lamp!" when he heard the swish again.

Zhang Musi took out a strange-looking thing with two wheels from his backpack and stood on it. "I'll go help!"

Under his gaze, he turned on the headlights, pressed the beep button twice with a sense of ritual, left a sentence "Basic operation, don't do that", and chased forward.

Wu Xie's eyes widened, and he pointed at the receding figure... Never mind.

Uncle San grabbed Pan Zi and said, "What can they do to you?... What are you doing now?"

Wuxie was about to run after him with a small bag on his back, but Wu Sanxing quickly pulled him back.

"Uncle San, I think it's safer over there." Wu Xie is not stupid. On one side is the destructive combat power who can withstand the thousand-year-old female ghost and the torpedo in hand, and on the other side is Uncle San who has a weak kidney physique and only knows how to use a black donkey hoof, and Da Kui who is even more timid than him. The only one who can be counted as having combat power is Pan Zi.

No matter how you look at it, it’s miserable.

"Fuck you!" Wu Sanxing was sweating profusely. Zhang Qiling's escape was part of the plan, but the chance of that living ancestor running away was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Hurry up and leave, or we'll be finished if he comes back! Wu Sanxing now thinks this man is scarier than a living zongzi.

Zhang Musi rode his beloved balance bike through the hidden door and saw a few people sitting under the Hydra cypress tree drinking beer.

The blind man, the dumb man, the fat man, and King Lu Shang are all there.

At the other end, Wuxie was filling the bag left by the fat man in the ear chamber. When he turned around, he found that everyone was gone! Only a miner's lamp that had been soaked in water was left.

"I knew that this old bastard Third Uncle is unreliable!" In the dark space, the mining lamp flickered and made a frequent crackling sound, and in the sarcophagus not far away, the Zongzi actually sat up while hugging a foreigner!

With goose bumps all over his body, Wuxie cursed his uncle inwardly and decided to leave first. He carefully walked along the corner of the wall, passed the Seven Star Coffin, and felt his way forward along the tunnel. Now he wholeheartedly wanted to return to the ground and feel the beautiful sunshine.

"Other tomb robbers only encounter a few white-haired or black-haired people in their lifetime, but I see corpses everywhere I go. There's no point in robbing tombs. I might as well just change my career and become a necromancer in the Plains of Despair."

"Ow..."

"Tsk, he fell down already? Did you two..." Zhang Musi looked at the surveillance camera and turned around to receive the dumb man's confused look, while the blind man was speaking in a sarcastic tone.

"The blind man is old and ugly. I don't know if he will come back as a dumb blind man."

The sour taste was so strong that it almost overwhelmed King Lu Shang, and the female zongzi squatting next to him couldn't help rolling her eyes.

"The beauty of a young man in his early 20s is beyond comparison with me who is despised even in bed~"

He took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket like a magic trick, and wiped it for a long time without even a trace of eye booger.

"Hehehe?" (Can you elaborate on the part about going to bed?)

King Lu Shang was chewing peanuts, and he and the female Zongzi were staring at the two of them with great interest.

The mute raised two equal-length fingers and pointed them at the audio triangle. Don’t think he didn’t see that the blue-eyed fox hiding on the side had its ears perked up.

You can guard against those who are watching the fun in front of you, but you can't guard against those who are getting naughty behind you. The blind man just grinned and shared happily.

"I complain about the intensity of the attack, and I also complain about the duration... wuwu..."

The blind man was a worry, so Zhang Qiling covered his mouth with his hand. The blind man leaned back and kissed the mute's white palm.

"blind"

"What's the matter, dumb...blind man is talking about massage on the bed~"

Zhang Qiling sighed in his heart and said nothing, but held the blind man's sturdy body firmly in his arms, just like he usually held himself.

The clear and determined pupils looked at him seriously, reflecting the appearance of a blind man day after day for decades.

"blind"

The blind man suppressed his smile and silently slammed his head on the mute's shoulder. This was different from his nonsensical act of coquetry. This was a rare moment of uncertainty and vulnerability that Hei Ye showed only when facing the mute.

The mute quietly took the blind man's hand and whispered in his ear, "I'll always be here, don't be sad."

A blind man is definitely the easiest jealous person to appease. He will become so sweet that his heart bubbles with joy at the mere words of a mute.

He just likes the mute, he loves the mute, his desire for control drives him crazy and he's afraid that the mute will run away with some other man!

Hei Ye smokes, drinks, plays with guns, and kills people, but Hei Ye is a good boy with a narrow mind!

"Mute~ You can't show your body~ You can't smile at him~ If you need to communicate, let Xiao Si go, he is a single dog and doesn't deserve pity~"

Looking at the blind man like a big dog acting coquettishly, he was too lazy to argue about the scolding. He knocked on the white jade floor and inserted the screen in front of the two of them.

"You two, please have mercy on the child! Wuxie was bitten to the point where only his underwear was left!"

In the video, Wuxie fell into a pile of bugs. He and Panzi had used up their last glory bullet half an hour ago, so they started taking off their clothes and lighting fires to drive away the bugs to save their lives... Now, they were left with only their boxer briefs.

Pan Zi looked at Wu Xie with an embarrassed expression, "Young Master San, just take it off. It's better to be embarrassed than to die!"

"I won't take it off even if I die!" Wu Xie grabbed his pants waist and shouted, "What if I die? At least I'll have a pair of pants. It's really hard to explain if I die naked with you!"

"What do you want to clarify?" The straight man Pan Zi didn't understand at all and looked at the Third Master blankly.

Wuxie: ...I didn’t understand it originally, but the knowledge I’ve been receiving recently has been a bit mixed...

Pan Zi had no idea. He was used to wearing briefs when he went to tombs, and that amount of fabric was not enough to burn a cigarette.

Just as I took off my clothes to my knees, I heard a gurgling sound and a person fell directly from the secret door above.

"What the hell is this door? How can it open downwards?" The fat man cursed and stood up, shining a flashlight. "Damn, whose butt is so white!"

"Fatty, where on earth did you come from?"

"Hey, you two are quite interesting~ Are you doing something dirty here?"

"Pan Zi!" Wu Xie yelled, "Take off his clothes! Take off his clothes!"

"Hey hey...friend, don't worry, it's illegal if there are more than two people doing this, and I really don't like fat people."

"Stop talking nonsense." Pan Zi cursed angrily. What the hell was going on? "Open your eyes and look around!"

“Why are there so many bugs!… Hey, don’t be impatient, use your pants to push it, that awesome guy is behind me!”

The fat man defended his innocence and tried his best to explain.

"I can't wait any longer! I want it now!" Wuxie was mentally weakened by the torture of the insects and wanted to take action right away!

Suddenly, there was another sound of a mechanism on the top, and another person jumped down from it and landed steadily.

The corpse beetle was stunned at first, then suddenly started running around like crazy, and then retreated like the tide.