Zongman: Complete Guide to Characters

Chapter 102 Funny Culture 4 Tenbao Temple

While the boys in Karasuno were struggling with their own problems, three girls in another place were also confused.

The temporary residence assigned to the three people was a high-rise apartment located in the heart of Osaka, which was extremely prosperous.

The staff who helped with the move packed up all the things.

Kanna asked about the moving expenses, which the central government would reimburse later.

"Thank you for your patronage. Ninety million."

Kanna paused holding the card, a little surprised.

She actually didn't know much about today's prices, but this price, no matter how you look at it, doesn't it seem a bit... a rip-off...?

But she didn't find any malicious intention to deceive others in this young-looking worker.

"Oh - Miss Fengyuan, please let me take this place."

The man in a suit who came to the central government to receive them came over and said, "Ninety million, that's really cheap."

Just as she was about to thank the other party, her words got stuck in her mouth.

Cheap...?

Kanna isn't bragging, but objectively speaking, her family background is indeed quite good.

Even so! 9,000 million is not a sum of money that she can give out casually.

The man in the suit took out nine thousand-yuan bills from his wallet and handed them to the staff.

"Oh - OK, 90 million, I definitely took it."

The staff member spoke with a vulgar Kansai accent and made a strange greeting gesture to the man in the suit.

As if this was a secret known only to them, the two of them burst into laughter.

"..." Shen Na looked at the two people who were showing off and remained silent.

Just then, the two people who seemed to have become familiar with each other looked over, and Shenna's heart skipped a beat.

"The little girl looks confused." "It can't be helped. Outsiders really can't understand the jokes of us Osaka people." "Isn't it? If you use such a joke to show it to other people, they will say you are ripping off the customers."

"Okay, then let's let the little girl who came from afar come and see the passionate performance of us Osaka people!"

Kana felt a warning in her heart and waved her hands to politely refuse, but it was of no use.

"What a polite girl!" "People from other places are just not polite enough!" "Okay, then we can't embarrass Osaka's comedy, we must make our guests from afar laugh!"

The girl looked at the two men in front of her who were obviously ordinary people, and she felt a warning in her heart to the point that she found it unbelievable.

Several Osaka-popular comedy memes were performed one by one, and I had no idea how to react at this time.

Her always relaxed and talkative demeanor seemed to have cracked a little, and a trace of confusion rose in her usually calm heart.

Where is Yeyue? Where is Yeyue?

What should I do at a time like this?

Shen Na forced a curl of his lips and clapped his hands to cheer for the crosstalk.

"No, little girl, this is actually a sarcastic joke. You shouldn't laugh at this time. You should say--"

"Ah! How could this happen?!"

"faint!"

The two young-looking people performed in unison quite calmly.

Other residents in the hallway leaned out to join in the conversation and complained, "This joke is not good enough!" "Look how it made the girl dizzy!" "It's not easy to understand!" "Next! Next!"

Kanna forced a smile.

However, as someone who was extremely sensitive to emotions, she could feel the kindness among her neighbors, and because of this, she had no idea what to do.

Is coming to Osaka... really the right choice? It's like another world here, why...

And now on the other side.

The other two girls were shopping on the street.

"Hello, what may I do for you?"

The saleswoman asked Yeyue outside the counter with a polite smile.

"For a touchscreen smartphone, keeping it simple is best."

But when she thought of her empty wallet, the corner of her mouth twitched and she added, "A flip phone will also work."

The saleswoman smiled knowingly and said, "How about this one? A lot of students are buying it recently."

The other party took out a small pink flip phone and said, "Although the style is a bit old, it has many functions. Would you like to consider it?"

The price is indeed within my budget. But there are many apps that I can't use on a flip phone, so is it just a matter of making do?

"Then..."

"this."

The hand, so white that it was almost bloodless and seemed transparent, grabbed Yeyue's arm as she was about to raise it.

"Eh? Rei?"

The silver-haired girl pointed at a smart phone and asked the saleswoman to pack it up. She turned her head slightly, blinked her icy eyes, glanced at herself, and said in a low voice, "My responsibility."

"This model also comes with a free Bluetooth headset, and it's very discounted right now."

"what……"

"Well, that's it,"

Ling responded indifferently, "Sorry for the trouble."

Forget it, then I'll use the money I was going to use to buy a cell phone to buy something for Ling.

"Little sister, are you here for tourism?"

The sales lady chatted with the two of them while helping with the paperwork.

"No, I transferred to Osaka for some reason."

Yeyue laughed, "It's obvious, right? Only me and this kid use Mandarin."

"But it doesn't matter. Our children in Osaka are very enthusiastic."

The sales lady spoke fluent Kansai accent.

"Sister, are you from Kansai?"

"No, I moved here after I got married to my husband. It was hard to fit in at first, but I got used to it later, even complaining."

Complaints or something?

Ah Ling's eyelids twitched and he turned his face away silently.

"But don't worry. Not all people in Kansai like to complain. There are still some normal children!" The sales sister saw that the two had strange expressions and hurried to comfort them.

Thanks, I'm more worried.

"The phone doesn't need to be put into the box, I can use it directly."

"Ok."

Yeyue thanked him, picked up the packaging bag, and walked out of the store with A Ling. On the street outside, most of the pedestrians spoke in Guanxi dialect.

"If you come to Osaka, you must eat takoyaki." Yeyue pointed to a stall on the side, "But the line is a bit long, is that okay?"

The girls around her nodded, some eager to try.

"…Since you've been told you absolutely can't do it, you feel like you must give it a try, right?" The two boys in the front of the line looked obviously immature, probably in middle school, and they were teasing each other in an exaggerated manner.

"Hey, hey! Such rebellious spirit... Are you a graduate of the Ostrich Club?" The boy with glasses pushed his glasses and complained.

"'Don't push me down!' and so on, but it clearly means to push me down! Right?" Another boy clenched his fists and his expression suddenly became exaggerated.

"Yes, yes, yes - wait, no! You can't do that!" The man with glasses just nodded in agreement, but suddenly seemed to realize that something was wrong and immediately retorted.

"Oh! Nice rant!"

"Right!" The man with glasses gave his companion a thumbs up.

After listening for a while, Yeyue and A Ling's expressions became solemn.

Looking at the two boys who were lining up in front of them and acting funny, Ye Yue's mouth twitched and she asked A Ling beside her, "Do you understand? What is the Ostrich Club?"

Is this something I should endure? Ling shook his head coldly, his expression becoming even more solemn.

I don't understand what the hell is this? Hiss - can she really live in this place?

Ling, who remained calm in the face of the powerful witch, suddenly felt a little panic. It was a kind of confusion facing the unknown.

"Hey~ Takoyaki's uncle!"

"Oh! Xiao Jin, long time no see!" The shop owner's uncle raised his head and smiled at the boy with red hair and leopard print vest in front of him.

Looks like someone he knows.

"Uncle! Give me one... no, two servings of octopus balls!" The red-haired boy carrying a tennis bag enthusiastically raised his hand and put up his index finger. Thinking it was not enough, he made a two.

Yeyue blinked as she watched from the side. Another character that can be conquered...

【Toyama Kintaro

Favorite food: Takoyaki

Grade: Shitenhoji Elementary School, Grade 3

Favorability: 0%

Evaluation: A wild boy with amazing physical strength, His Majesty the Prince who plays tennis, I suggest the host try to get in touch with him! 】

"Oh - okay! But it's Xiao Jin!" The shop owner was about to agree as usual, but suddenly he remembered that the person in front of him was the super natural Kintaro Toyama.

He looked at the boy in front of him worriedly, "Xiao Jin, did you bring money this time?"

"Yeah!" Toyama Kintaro nodded lively, grinning, "I put it in my pocket when I went out!"

However, the boy in front of me seemed to have no pockets on his clothes. Could it be that he had built-in pockets? The kind that were more concealed?

Just as I was thinking this, I heard someone shouting over there.

"Ah-"

Toyama Kintaro searched his pockets, but found nothing. He then felt around his shirt and pants in horror, "I have no pockets!!"

Yeyue’s eyelids twitched.

Is this intentional? Is this a joke typical of Kansai people?

"That can't be helped, Xiao Jin. It must have fallen in the yard."

"Woo woo! I'll go back and get the money now!" The boy's blood boiled and he looked like he was going to run back straight away.

"Xiao Jin, your home is an hour away from here, right?"

“It only takes half an hour to run back!” The boy clenched his fists.

The shop owner sighed and was wondering whether he should just give him one, since other people from Shitenhoji often patronized him.

"Two guests, all right!"

Yeyue took the octopus balls from herself and A Ling and glanced at the boy.

Gumbling—

Kintaro Toyama looked at the steaming octopus balls in the girl's hand and tears of envy instantly flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"...Well, how about I give you half of my share?" Ye Yue asked tentatively.

"May I!"

"Uh-huh."

The small and delicate face of the red-haired boy with bright eyes came closer, and the heat radiated from his light wheat-colored skin was more noticeable than the sun.

Yeyue hurriedly took a few steps back.

"That's great!!! Thank you, sister... Wow!" The noisy little boy just squinted his eyes and laughed, but suddenly looked behind him and burst into a frightened scream.

"…A Ling?"

Ye Yue turned around and saw the girl's delicate face leaning against her shoulder. Her eyes were as cold as arrows and she exuded a dangerous aura.

"Yeah." She glanced at herself, straightened her slightly bent waist, and her expression softened.

"Xiao Jin, I heard you arguing from a long distance away."

"Xiao Jin."

The boy with short light brown hair and slightly upturned hair ends supported Toyama Kintaro and nodded to himself, "I'm sorry, did my junior cause you any trouble?"

His companion boy knocked on Toyama Kintaro's head and said, "Hey, hey! Don't cause trouble for girls. We have all graduated, why should I clean up your mess?"

"It's not trouble! Xiao Jin didn't cause any trouble to anyone. It's that sister..."

Kintaro Toyama glanced at Yeyue with some fear, or to be more precise, he glanced at Ling who was silent behind him.

"You can't put the blame on girls!"

Shiraishi Kuranosuke sighed, feeling really worried, "Excuse me, what happened?"

"Xiao Jin lost his wallet again, and this girl is willing to give the child half."

The shop owner touched his head and said, "Xiao Jin must have been so happy that he fell to the ground."

"is it?"

Shiraishi Kuranosuke looked at his troublesome junior in surprise.

It's really unlike him to be so happy that he falls down.

"I'm sorry." Oshitari Ken also apologized to the two of them solemnly, "This child has been making so much noise, I guess he scared you."

"It's ok."

In fact, the responsibility might still be on him. Ling's actions were purely subconscious to protect himself. And the red-haired boy in front of him seemed a little too sensitive.

"..." Ling kept a straight face from beginning to end and had no intention of paying attention to outsiders.

Shiraishi Kuranosuke looked at the two girls in front of him, clenched his bandaged left hand into a fist and knocked it against the palm of his right hand, "Ah, are you here for a trip?"

"No, I transferred to another school and just came to Osaka."

"Oh - Osaka is a nice place!" Shiraishi Kuranosuke nodded.

"...Kano-Gin?" Kenya Oshitari looked at Kintaro Toyama who was hiding behind him in surprise.

This guy is weird!

"You two ladies, you seem to be worried." Shiraishi Kuranosuke called them, "We can't let our guests go home disappointed when we come to Osaka! We can't do that."

After attracting the two people's attention, he opened the hand that was covering one of his ears, revealing a fake ear that was several sizes larger, "Ah, my ear suddenly became bigger!"

“Hahaha! Why did you suddenly say that?” “I’m dying of laughter!”

"?"

Yeyue widened her eyes slightly.

What was going on? What was she supposed to do? Should she laugh along? And why would anyone carry around this thing?

"Next!"

In front of him, the light brown-haired boy with a perfect handsome face continued, "Kumi-chan, go to work, go to work! What, you can't forget your ex-boyfriend, so you can't work seriously? Ahaha! Then let me ask you, will you keep chewing tasteless gum? Don't you want to change to a new one?"

Yeyue blinked in confusion.

Ken Oshitari also understood and moved closer, but the boy pushed him away with a haughty look on his face, "If you don't like it anymore, just change to another one. Do you know how many men there are on Earth? 35 billion!"

"That's good! Minister! No... Hey, hey! The gender is wrong!" Kenji Oshige applauded and complained as if he just realized it.

"That's right! I am one of the 35 billion!" Shiraishi Kuranosuke slapped his head and suddenly realized.

"Faint!" Ken Oshitari also responded by pretending to faint as if he was speechless.

"Wow! Not bad! New and funny!" the takoyaki uncle shouted and laughed, slapping his thigh.

Is this meant to make them laugh?

Why? Why so suddenly?

"Hahaha--"

Yeyue laughed and secretly poked A Ling beside her.

"?" The latter looked over in confusion.

"Next!"

Shiraishi Kuranosuke and Oshitari Kenya teamed up to perform crosstalk.

Taking this opportunity, he used his left index finger behind his back to write the word "smile" on the palm of Ling's right hand.

"..."

Ling fell silent as he looked at the boys who were showing off in front of him.

Is this something I should endure?

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