Jiang Ze was also stunned by Shui Mutian’s shameless statement. How could someone be so narcissistic!

Jiang Ze looked at Shui Mutian's face carefully. He was indeed good-looking enough to be conceited, but he couldn't be so narcissistic as to look at himself in the mirror and admire himself, right?

Shui Mutian saw the look in Jiang Ze's eyes and knew what he was thinking. "Uncle Jiang, I was just making an analogy. I didn't covet Gu Ning's beauty. I just wanted to make friends with someone my age."

He did have the capital to be conceited, Jiang Ze believed it! He stopped chasing Shui Mutian to ask questions.

"Gu Ning, we interrogated Chen Danniu, and she admitted that she wanted to kill you with bricks."

"why?"

"This time you held a year-end summary meeting and gave out money and gifts, and she was jealous!

She said that if you let Lao Zhang off the hook and didn't pursue his corruption, his family would also make a lot of money, and they wouldn't be like they are now, with Lao Zhang unable to find a job and living a tight life.

So, Chen Danniu looked for an opportunity to take revenge on you. This time, during the Lantern Festival, she pushed down the brick wall on the road you had to take to return home."

Gu Ning, "Then how will the law judge her situation?"

"Chen Daniu is guilty of attempted murder, which carries a sentence of three to ten years in prison."

"Uncle Jiang, I have no objection. Just judge it as it should be."

"By the way! Didn't you say Gu Lin was injured last night? Is he feeling better now?"

Gu Lin raised his hand and answered, "Uncle Jiang, it's just a small bruise. When I got home, my sister rubbed it with safflower oil. It doesn't hurt anymore."

“I heard that the two young men who saved you last night also live in Baiyun Community. Gu Ning, find some time to thank them.

I have seen the one who is hospitalized and asked the doctor. It is not a big problem and he can be discharged after three days. I have already paid the hospitalization fee. "

Gu Ning nodded, "Got it, Uncle Jiang!"

"Okay, I'm going back to work. You guys go take a nap now so as not to delay the afternoon class."

When Jiang Ze went out, he took Shui Mutian with him and said, "It's nap time now, you should go home and sleep too. Don't stay here and disturb their nap. You won't have the energy to attend class in the afternoon."

Shui Mutian followed obediently.

During the afternoon classes, the students were still in a daze and had not yet recovered from the vacation. They were all day long and did not come back to their senses until the evening classes.

On the first day of evening study, Gu Ning stood on the podium and said, "Students, I will tell you a stand-up comedy today."

Gu Ning wrote China, Europe and America on the blackboard, and wrote parties A and B under China, Europe and America respectively.

China is written on the left, Europe and the United States are written on the right.

Gu Ning stood on the side of Party A in Europe and America, "China has a population of 1.2 billion, and our chicken essence wants to enter the Chinese market and make a lot of money.

But the Chinese people all eat the Lianlian MSG they produce themselves, so how can we get rid of it?"

Gu Ning stood in the position of the European and American Party B and continued, “Then we will spread rumors and say that their Lianlian MSG is poisonous.

Eating too much will cause hair loss and cancer. Anyway, we have been spreading the word everywhere, and their people are ignorant, so some people will definitely believe it."

Chinese Party A: "Do you know? Newspapers and magazines say our Lianlian MSG is poisonous.

Eating too much is bad for your health, it can cause hair loss and cancer. Let’s switch to chicken essence from now on. Agree, Agree!!! One more, one more!”

Chinese Party B: "Don't you guys look at the ingredient list? The main ingredient of our MSG is monosodium glutamate.

What is monosodium glutamate? It is an extract of wheat and corn, with a content greater than 99%. The main ingredient in chicken essence is MSG, with a content greater than 90%.

MSG is obviously healthier and cheaper, but they choose to buy chicken stock instead.”

European and American Party A: "Hahaha! The Chinese are really stupid and have a lot of money. They have ruined their own national brand. Now they all buy our expensive chicken essence."

European and American Party B: "Come on, let's study other brands. As long as they are Chinese brands, we will buy them all, and we will discredit those who don't obey.

The writer, Yilin, used propaganda, together with their famous so-and-so experts, helped us to discredit the entire China, making the world believe that China is a backward and ignorant country.

Let their young people worship foreign things and say that our moon is rounder than theirs and our air is sweeter than theirs.

Among the young people in our country who take Lycoris radiata, 60 out of of them go to jail, ranking first in the world.

There are homeless people all over the streets, barn shootings happen at any time, and public security is poor. We must keep these scandals secret and not let the Chinese people find out.

Let's compare China's toilet with our living room, hahaha! The advantage is mine."

European and American Party A: "I am going to China to sell soybean oil. We should immediately vigorously promote that their lard will cause high blood pressure if eaten too much, and our soybean oil is healthy and delicious!"

Gu Ning played several roles on the podium, fully demonstrating what it means to confuse right and wrong, call a horse a zebra, deny oneself, and count money for others after being sold out.

The students in Class 8 stared at this scene in amazement; the impact irritated their nerves.

It turns out that the world is so complicated. Europe and the United States have never given up their desire to destroy us, and their conspiracies against China are one after another.

Class monitor Chen Jie raised his hand and asked, "Gu Ning, why didn't our country expose their conspiracy?"

"It has been exposed. It has been debunked in newspapers and on TV, but you just didn't pay attention. Otherwise, how would I know?

If enough people tell a lie, it will be regarded as the truth.

So from now on, when there is news that something in China is bad, you should carefully identify it."

Gu Ning clapped his hands, "Okay, it's 7:30, the time is up, the evening study time has officially begun, we are the graduating class of the third grade, the holiday is over, let's concentrate and study hard!"

Old Tan stood outside the classroom, touching his hair which was decreasing day by day, "No wonder my hair was falling out so fast, it turned out that I ate too much chicken essence. I asked my wife to replace the chicken essence with MSG when I got home."

On the way home that night, Shui Mutian asked Gu Ning, "In terms of the war of public opinion, we are indeed not as good as Europe and the United States, especially in foreign countries, where we have almost no voice."

Gu Ning nodded, "That's true, our country has only been established for more than 40 years, and we have internal and external troubles.

Just after fighting with the coalition of 17 nations, he turned around to fight with the Russians, and now he is fighting with monkeys. He is always on the way to a fight.

They just don't want us to develop our economy properly and they interfere with and suppress us everywhere. We have a lot of work to do and our industry is completely blank. We have to start from scratch.

However, this is only temporary. After 2012, when our first aircraft carrier is launched, things will be much better. Otherwise, how can we say that national defense is the real backing of diplomacy?

In this time and space, there should be no need to wait until that time."

“Shui Mutian, there is a software called Douyin in the future that broke the Western blockade of public opinion. It is popular in China. Because of it, no matter what conspiracies and tricks the West has, in the Douyin era, they can’t escape.

The government doesn't even have to take any action to deal with Western conspiracy theories. Our talented people can criticize them so much that they become autistic and close their own comment sections.

One Christmas, Hanscat was promoting their Christmas on the Douyin platform, and then our netizens asked below, why did your Santa Claus come out of the chimney?

In our China, only thieves would sneak in. Our gods would open the door and welcome people in openly.

Also, why is your Santa Claus white? Are you being racist?

Are you using deer to drive cars, abusing animals? Are you using trees to decorate Christmas trees, destroying the environment?

And the color of your Christmas tree, does it support the invasion of Batam by the Hoopoe?

Hans the Cat was so scared that he quickly closed the comment section.

Various countries are writing short essays on our Chinese platform in order to gain support from Chinese netizens.

Our online platforms have become a battleground in the world’s war of public opinion.”

At this point, Gu Ning couldn't help laughing, "You know, people nowadays are proud of going abroad, but people in later generations call going abroad exile.

The food I eat abroad is like fodder. I weighed over 200 pounds when I left, but when I returned home I weighed less than 100 pounds. The first thing I did after getting off the plane was to look for food.

There was a foodie who called his father before boarding the plane to return home and asked his father to bring a pot of pig's trotters to the airport to greet him.

After going abroad for a few years, I still can't adapt to the rapid development of China. I have to scan a code to order a meal. After leaving the country, I feel like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden when I come back! "

Shui Mutian was infected by Gu Ning's emotions and became cheerful. "Give the country some time, improve the infrastructure, and the mobile Internet era will soon arrive."

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