Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(The work injury is over, and I am back to work.)

Boom~

With the gentle sound of kisses, no one would have thought that a monster-like demon god like Ruota, who was powerful enough to move mountains and seas, would one day be kissed by a living creature.

All the Qianyan soldiers that filled the sky were stunned when they saw this scene. They were so dumbfounded!

"Fuck! You are worthy of being Master Jiraiya! No wonder Paimon called him the Lecherous Toad Sage. He can even swallow such a monster!"

For a moment, the entire sky was filled with sounds of surprise and doubt.

Because the Iwajuku Giant Toad was too huge, and Jiraiya was suddenly performing summons from a distance.

So from the perspective of many ordinary Qianyan soldiers, Jiraiya suddenly turned into a super big toad, with steam spewing out of his butt, and gave a passionate kiss to the Dragon King Rudra without any hesitation!

Even the Iwasukuni Giant Toad, one of the largest monsters in the entire Myōboku Mountain, can be considered petite and cute compared to the Rūpa Dragon King.

Perhaps it was the first passionate kiss in life, or perhaps it was because he was conquered by the absolute masculine charm of the Ruotu Dragon King. The big toad of Yansu actually felt a bit like a toad beauty, and his eyes were full of amorous glances.

"Fuck you! You toad! You actually stuck out your tongue!"

At this moment, Ruo Tuo burst out with the most fierce curse so far! Even when he was so angry before, he still kept saying "forget the eight virtues".

"Don't be like this. This is Lun's first kiss after all." Seeing the sudden delicate look of the Iwasuku toad, Jiraiya, who was stepping on its head, couldn't help but shudder.

Over the past few decades, he had tried to find a partner for the otaku Yanjuku, but he had never been successful. Jiraiya originally thought that he was just too stupid to please girls.

Now it seems that the direction from the beginning was wrong? Thinking of this, Jiraiya couldn't help shuddering again.

"Ugh..." As he retched, the Dragon King forgot about Jiraiya and the others. If it weren't for its short limbs, it would have stretched out its fingers to dig its throat.

Jiraiya, who had extremely rich combat experience, gave Rota time to react. He hid in the shadows of the two huge monsters and came to the Optimus Prime-like feet of the Rota Dragon King.

He did not forget that Ruota's world-destroying power came from Liyue's inexhaustible earth veins. If he wanted to defeat this monster, he must make sure that not a single part of this guy's body could touch the ground!

"The art of multiple shadow clones!"

"Psychicism!"

In an instant, Jiraiya connected multiple seals, and a white ocean gathered around the four feet of Rūta Dragon King in just one second. Giant beasts such as Gamabunta, Gamaken, and Gamahiro stood in the white ocean like mountains.

"What's going on here?" Wen Tai and the others had seen big scenes before, but they couldn't help but exclaim in amazement at the situation before them.

"There's no time to explain. Spread out and lift this guy up with one foot each!" Jiraiya, whose clones were as numerous as the sea, shouted, and the toads of Mount Myoboku no longer hesitated and started to move.

You should know that the toads in Myoboku Mountain have the strength to lift 10,000-ton rocks easily.

Maybe the Dragon King Rota is indeed incredibly huge, but as long as everyone works together, it may not be a fantasy to lift Rota with the strength of Jiraiya and others!

Moreover, people who have been held up by their legs should have this experience. If only one leg is held up and the other leg can still touch the ground to exert force, the pressure to be endured will be much greater than that of holding up a whole person.

Therefore, as long as force can be exerted from Ruota's four limbs at the same time, even if Ruota has the power to move mountains and fill the sea, he will not be able to use his strength!

"One, two, three!" With Jiraiya's call, everyone exerted their strength at the same time! Even a large number of Qianyan troops had docked their spaceships and rushed forward to do their best.

"Emperor's blessing!"

"Liyue will not lose!"

"A thousand rocks are strong! Heavy mountains cannot be moved!"

……

With shouts that almost broke one's throat, the immovable Ruotu, who was as majestic as Mount Tai, was actually moved! Three of its legs were actually several centimeters off the ground!

"Off the ground! There's hope!"

"We can win!"

"Try harder! No demon god can be more than this!"

The joy suddenly exploded like a drop of cold water falling into a boiling oil pan. Walking on the mountains of corpses and the sea of ​​blood, some people could not hide their excitement.

However, at this moment full of hope, Ruo Tuo's voice like thunder sounded again, "An ant trying to shake a tree is overestimating its own strength!"

"Lord Ningguang! Over there at Jueyunding!"

Ganyu and Keqing, who were in charge of commanding the troops from high above, immediately noticed the sudden change in the situation. In the distance, the endless peaks at the top of Jueyun Peak were actually collapsing one after another!

The entire continent suddenly spun around, and a terrifying earthquake shook the earth! The earth seemed to breathe, and it opened its bloody mouth even more fiercely, swallowing up a large number of lives.

Even though Jiraiya's clones were trying their best to save the Qianyan Army, it was still difficult to avoid large-scale casualties!

The shaking ground made it impossible for everyone to exert any strength, and the burden on their shoulders was even greater! In just a moment, all the people and spirit beasts who participated in lifting Ruo Tuo could not bear the huge pressure.

The capillaries all over the body burst, and blood gushed out like a shower! But even so, no one thought of giving up!

Especially those ordinary Qianyan soldiers, their teeth were already broken, but they were still trying hard to hold on!

"Yuandai, please hurry up!" Jiraiya, who was struggling to hold on, couldn't help but laugh at himself. Although he had tried his best, he could only put his hope on the old lady Yuandai.

When Yan Su and Ruo Tuo were kissing passionately, Yan Su had already secretly sent Yuan Dai into Ruo Tuo's body. At this moment, relying on the blood connection, Yuan Dai should have found her granddaughter, right?

"My precious granddaughter!" As expected, in the chaos, Yuan Dai found her granddaughter who was glowing with light at a glance. She could not hide her excitement for a moment, and she dragged her old body to hug the poor granddaughter in her arms.

But when Yuan Dai approached, she suddenly felt a gaze that touched the depths of her soul! It was the gaze from the Ruotu Dragon King!

The next moment, a pair of tender hands grabbed Yuandai's Adam's apple!

"My dear granddaughter?" Yuan Dai struggled in pain and looked down with difficulty. At this moment, Shuyu had woken up, but her eyes were full of ferocity!

"A lackey of a human ant actually wants to get his hands on my soul? How despicable!"

"…This is not yours! This belongs to my granddaughter!" Yuan Dai struggled angrily.

But Ruo Tuo looked unconcerned, "Your granddaughter's? Yes, it seems that she is not doing well. If she didn't have hatred in her heart, how could I drive this body so easily?"