Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Ah! This guy Shajin's abilities completely overlap with mine! Who would have two guardian characters in a team for no reason? And he hasn't even done anything all the way here, almost reaching the boss room! Ah~ I'm so angry!"

In the artificial simulated universe, a little girl with pink hair and clothes that sparkled like crystal was pointing at a blond man dressed as flamboyantly as a peacock and complaining.

But the blond man named Shajin didn't care about the pink-haired girl's complaints at all.

He even tossed the gold coins in his hand leisurely. It seemed that he had some magical skill, and he could make the coins fall accurately into his palm face up every time.

"Don't say that. After all, I invested a lot of project funds in the space station, which gave me the opportunity to participate in this experiment. Strictly speaking, I am half a shareholder."

"Who cares about you!" The pink-haired girl pouted angrily.

On the other side, the big gray-haired guy was holding a baseball bat in one hand and scratching his head with a helpless look on his face.

"Okay, March Seven, don't be angry. It's nothing serious. This is just a simulation of Universe Seven, which is not difficult. And we didn't encounter many enemies along the way."

The black-haired man in green, who was standing by and leaning against the wall with a spear in his hand, looked deserted and spoke slowly: "I love trash cans, you're right, there is indeed a problem. The number of enemies we encountered this time is more than half less than before.

It's as if someone had already eliminated some of the enemies before we arrived."

"Wow! Dan Heng, don't scare me. This has never happened before. The boss room is right in front of us. Is there a bug that requires a restart? We have to play twice a week to get the full rewards. It's tiring to restart once!"

When Sanyueqiyi said this, "I Love Trash Can" couldn't help but feel a little nervous! This guy's ability to keep his words has been demonstrated many times!

Meanwhile, Shajin stretched lazily, "It's useless to think about these things. We have finished replenishing supplies and are ready to go. If anything happens, I can show you a transformation.

Besides, your friend has the combat power of a non-commander-level warrior, so what is there to worry about? Let's go!"

As Sha Jin spoke, he walked leisurely and confidently towards the space portal in front of him, and just threw a dice before entering.

The dice spun irregularly, and in the end, it landed on the number "1", which was extremely rare. This was beyond everyone's expectations.

This is not a good sign.

You have to know that Sha Jin doesn't know if he has some tricks or is really favored by some god, but whatever he invests in will come to him.

But thinking about this was of no use, so everyone picked up their luggage and walked into the portal.

……

At this moment, in the huge "Black Tower Space Station", the short brown-haired Black Tower Doll Girl and the elegant and tall intelligent mechanical life screw Gumm were looking at the man with black hair like a waterfall and wearing red ancient armor on the screen and fell into deep thought.

The screen was full of errors, and alarms were ringing around...

What the hell!

And the man with black hair and red armor was none other than Hashirama Senju who used the power of the World Tree to escape!

At this moment, in the simulated universe, Hashirama was running around looking for things that could be made into food. Although he didn't seem to feel hungry after coming to this world.

However, as someone who grew up in the war years, he knew very well the principle of taking precautions before problems arise.

It's just that this world is so strange... Although I encountered many strange creatures along the way, they didn't look like they were edible at all...

Most of them are machines, and they will explode if they are hit!

After working for a long time, Hashirama's eyes finally lit up when he looked at the creature in front of him!

"What a big deer!"

Seeing that the uncle who suddenly broke in finally faced the final boss, Heita couldn't help but show excitement. And he paid for the click on the button to increase the difficulty.

"Hehe! Jianmu is the sin that was brought down on the Immortal Boat by the God of Plenty. It contains infinite vitality, and this Plenty Black Deer was born in Jianmu.

It is not comparable to those small fry before, no matter who this guy is. Don't mess with the world I created!"

While Black Tower was introducing the game, ScrewGum said in a very calm mechanical voice, "The difficulty has reached the upper limit. Even if it hadn't reached the upper limit, it would be meaningless because the HP bar of the Rich Black Deer has returned to 0."

"What? So fast?!" Heita looked up in surprise, and saw that Xuanlu had fallen down. Even as the incarnation of Jianmu, it was strangled to death by the huge wood?

Next to the giant deer, the extremely strange intruder was setting up a bonfire... and a barbecue grill? !

The angry Heita immediately started typing on the keyboard in front of him again.

ScrewGum: "Question, Ms. Black Tower, you seem to be busy, but from what I can guess, the garbled code and error messages are not decreasing at the moment."

The Black Tower puppet continued to work without even looking up, "Who said I was fixing bugs? I was fixing the game account of that kid Silver Wolf in the Star Sealing Core Hunter, and I was also deleting various game saves.

This guy has learned his lesson from the last time. He has taken a lot of protective measures. If it were normal, I would be too lazy to decipher it. But today, I am in a bad mood!"

"Question: There is currently no information that can prove that this incident is related to the Star Core Hunters. Why did you choose to skip the evidence search and directly retaliate, Ms. Black Tower?"

In response to ScrewGum's question, Black Tower simply spread his hands and said, "Who cares? Anyway, there are not many people who have the ability to invade the simulated universe created by the many members of the genius club."

And Silver Wolf has a grudge against me, so who else can I look for except her?

While the Black Tower banned Silver Wolf's game account and deleted the save files, the pioneers had already arrived at the BOSS room. They all looked at the strange man sitting in front of the BOSS and making BBQ in surprise.

"Well, judging from your expressions, normally the final boss of the seventh world of the simulated universe shouldn't be him, right? I have to say that my luck has always been very good. I can even encounter such a rare emergency."

Over there, Hashirama had already roasted a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth without even caring whether it was poisonous or not.

"Hiss~ Is it my cooking skills or is this venison just so tough? This is no different from chewing wood, right?"

Hashirama chewed the "venison" with a puzzled look on his face. Although the taste and texture were indeed very bad, he did feel a surge of power.

However, this scene made the black tower outside the screen stunned. Could this guy actually absorb Jianmu's power?

While chewing the "venison", Hashirama turned around and saw the pioneers. He greeted them without hesitation: "Hey! It's rare to meet people here. I killed a deer. Do you have any good barbecue skills? Let's eat together!"