Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Driven by hunger, the dishes on the table were quickly swept away. Not even a piece of the least popular green pepper was left on the plate.

There was only one exception, which was the dish that Lei Dianying had worked so hard to prepare. Even as the dinner was coming to an end, no one had started eating.

Seeing that everyone was full and satisfied, they all wanted to say goodbye. It was hard to tell any emotion from Lei Yingyan's face. In fact, most gods were so calm.

We cannot use human thinking to guess at God, just like a child will make a scene because he loses a favorite eraser, but an adult will not. It is even difficult to understand.

So everyone present didn't think there was anything wrong. After all, he was the high and mighty Raiden Shogun of the shogunate, the lord of Inazuma.

How could an adult be sad because of losing an eraser?

However, only Uchiha Madara stared at the purple unknown mixture in the bowl, which was already cold but still bubbling, and had no intention of moving.

"Hey, Madara, you're not really going to do this, are you?" Hashirama, who can be said to be the one who knows Uchiha Madara best in the world, said uncertainly.

People in the ninja world think that Uchiha Madara is a cold and indifferent clan. Each of them has a delicate and handsome face and except for a few funny guys like Obito, most of them are born iceberg-type handsome guys.

Even the fate of blood is so cruel. Only by witnessing the death of relatives and friends can one open the Sharingan; only by killing the people you cherish with your own hands can one open the Mangekyō Sharingan; only by killing your relatives and taking away each other's eyes can one open the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan.

When the Senju and Uchiha fought each other, Madara and his brother Izuna killed their best friends for the victory of the war.

Later, Uchiha Madara took away his brother's eyes in the war and obtained the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan.

What a heartless and cold-blooded clan. Especially Tobirama firmly believed in this and continued to suppress the Uchiha group of lunatics.

However, Hashirama knew very well that this was just a misunderstanding of the world. Perhaps it was true that he had to bear such a fate, but the Uchiha were never a group of heartless people.

It should be said that they are overly kind. Only such kindness can constantly stimulate the secretion of special chakra in the brain to form pupils with special powers, that is, the Sharingan.

In fact, the more powerful the Uchiha clan is, the kinder they are. And what kind of pain did they have to endure to become so powerful?

Uchiha Madara did not answer Hashirama. Under everyone's shocked eyes, he scooped a small bowl of the extremely strange food with a spoon, took a deep breath, and ate it! And ate it!

A true warrior dares to face the bleak life!

After hearing this shocking news, Uchiha Madara felt dizzy, but he was Uchiha Madara and would never fall down!

"Oh my god, this bite has stimulated Madara-sama's Sharingan?" Jiraiya sighed beside Hashirama. The fierceness of this dish made the two of them who could activate the Sage Mode sweat.

The Sharingan was not enough, and in order to swallow the food, Madara actually activated the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, and even a half-complete Susanoo skeleton was activated on his body.

Finally he managed to steady himself and gave Lei Dianying a smile with a pale face.

Seeing this scene, everyone present applauded Uchiha Madara from the bottom of their hearts.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Madara, it seems that I feel my cooking skills are still lacking this time. I am very grateful for your love. I will continue to practice hard in the future and will definitely be able to cook a dish that everyone will be impressed by. Please come and be the first to taste it in the future." Lei Dianying walked to Uchiha Madara's side again.

And four big words suddenly appeared in Uchiha Madara's mind, "Repaying kindness with enmity"?

At this moment, Uchiha Madara felt for the third time that he was so close to death. He could only stagger and nod repeatedly as he left the hall with the support of Hashirama and Jiraiya.

……

In the land of white nights, the man-made "sun" hangs permanently high on a tower. There are no stars, no bright moon, and no clouds.

Inside the guest room, Jiraiya couldn't tell what time it was. He could only rely on his biological clock to infer that it was already late at night. He was extremely tired after a busy night and his body had not yet fully recovered.

But Jiraiya did not feel sleepy at all. As soon as he touched the edge of the bed, he impatiently drilled his consciousness into the Nine Soul Pearl, now should be called the Seven Soul Pearl.

As soon as I entered, I saw Chi leading Heulia, Medusa and a bunch of extremely strange aggregates to play the quintessence of Liyue - Mahjong.

"Hateful! Hateful! The entertainment programs invented by humans are so hateful!" The polymer roared like crazy.

But after he opened his mouth to howl for a few words, he was slapped by Chi. "If you can't afford to play, don't play! What's the point of crying and howling all day long?"

"Woo woo woo! What the hell is this! I don't understand! I don't understand!" the polymer wailed. As if to make it more appropriate, Heulia even created a salt snow on the polymer's head.

Medusa tried hard to control Chi and prevent him from going forward to hit the polymer.

Seeing Jiraiya coming in, Chicai vented his dissatisfaction on Jiraiya, "I told you not to drag these idiots from Inazuma in. You just wouldn't listen! Now look, not only are they ugly and noisy, they're also stupid. I've been learning mahjong for so many days but I still can't learn it!

Not taking Him to play, and then making a fuss about us isolating Him! These hundreds of mouths! I’ve had enough of them!”

"..." Jiraiya didn't have time to pay attention to the demon Chi's complaints, and asked directly: "You said at the time that you could use this residual soul to quickly help me recover and let me go to Mondstadt? Tell me quickly."

This damn place has always been the boss, and Chi couldn't do anything. He slapped the aggregate to vent his anger, and pulled out a wisp of residual soul from his body and said, "These residual souls can be split from the main body.

As long as there is a complete body outside, we can stuff the remnant soul in. Since the main body is still in the Nine Souls Pearl, the remnant souls outside cannot cause trouble and can only be controlled by us.

If you drag more people out like this, your burden will be less, and I can hear less noise. The kid in my hand is the one who howls the most, Jiraiya, you should quickly find a body for him and stop him from making noises here."

"Where can I find a body for you? I'm not someone like Orochimaru." Jiraiya frowned.

"I'm not asking you to find a living person. A dead person will do, or a monster's corpse will do. And don't forget, I can create all kinds of monsters by splicing bodies together.

Your body won't be dragged down by them, and I can have some peace of mind. I might even be able to create an army of the remnants of the demons. What do you think of my suggestion? "