Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Eighty thousand!"

"Nonsense!"

"Four tubes!"

"What a fool again!"

"Um... three?"

"Still nonsense?!"

……

Jiraiya only returned to the ship to bring Ichito, who was already starving, over. However, he caught a glimpse of the chips placed next to Hashirama, and he had almost lost all of them.

"Hey, Jiraiya, do you have confidence in him?" Beidou leaned against the door with his arms folded, looking free and handsome in every move.

But at this moment, Jiraiya doesn't have time to care whether Beidou is handsome or not, he is about to collapse!

"Trust? Look at him, how can I trust him with such a lousy hand? It's totally a three-way no-win! Even the king of gamblers can't win!" Jiraiya took a helpless look at him, and instantly there was no trust in him at all.

He roughly knew who Tsunade inherited her super fat sheep physique that made her lose every time she gambled from.

"Who told you this! I'm asking you, that guy who looks like a shark is actually fighting sea monsters in the sea. And you guys are only focusing on playing mahjong!?

Although the sea beast Mirage is not very strong, its defensive ability cannot be underestimated. Even if the Guizhong machine is at full firepower, it has to hit the same part more than five times to break through the defense.

Moreover, due to the mirage's ability to create illusions, it can trap people to death and deceive a large number of sea beasts to surround it and become its guards.

It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s just that the situation is indeed a little special…”

Beidou was talking when he suddenly realized that Jiraiya had come up to the card table and started pointing.

Seeing this scene, Beidou was immediately furious, and then he sneered and said to Jiraiya: "Speaking of which, he had already put all of you on the gambling table and lost not long ago. All the strong men, get ready to learn how to dance like a hot girl! Ziyun!"

Following Beidou's greeting, a slender woman came to Jiraiya and Beidou with graceful dance steps.

"Before she boarded our Death Star, she was the famous dancer Ziyun of Liyue. She is as graceful as a startled swan and as graceful as a swimming dragon. Her body is so light that she can dance on the palm of your hand."

Beidou praised him and added, "Ziyun, these brothers will learn dancing from you later, so don't hesitate to show your strength."

"Okay!" Ziyun said, and then she did a split in the air.

Jiraiya: "...Don't you guys talk to others behind their backs?!" Jiraiya said as he grabbed Hashirama's collar and shook him madly.

"I absolutely cannot embarrass myself in front of such a beauty! My dear grandpa, you and Tsunade have the same character, both of you will lose every time you gamble, so why are you so arrogant!

I still had faith in you, but it was all in vain! Can you be more aware of your own gambling skills?"

But Hashirama remained calm. It should be said that the most important thing in a casino is not to be impatient or anxious. It can be said that Hashirama did a very good job in this regard.

"As long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood. I haven't lost all my money yet. I still have three chances to fire. As the saying goes, once, twice, but not three times.

Trust me once, I will definitely win back all my money with interest! The next card will be awesome! "Twenty thousand!"

Snap! The moment Hashirama dropped the cards, the snap was very loud and crisp. In an instant, the entire gambling table fell silent.

After a while, Xu Liushi and the others slowly asked, "Didn't you masturbate?"

"Self-draw? It's too early. I haven't even heard the cards yet."

"Then I won?" Xu Liushi said uncertainly. Not only that, the other two also said timidly: "I should have won too."

Well, one shot, three hits. Don't give me three chances, Hashirama will lose everything in this one...

"Hahaha! Sorry, sorry, I totally lost!"

Looking at Hashirama laughing with his head thrown back, Jiraiya would have wanted to strangle this unreliable guy to death if he was not really unable to defeat him.

In this case, Uchiha Madara is much more reliable!

There was no other way. As a man, he had to keep his promise, even if it was Hashirama who made it behind his back. As a junior, he couldn't let his godfather be humiliated for Tsunade's sake.

Thinking of this, Jiraiya could only helplessly collapse against the wooden wall, as if he had suffered a great mental blow.

Even at this moment, a loud noise was heard from the water surface, and a giant clam that looked to be at least twenty meters long and four or five meters thick was hit from the water surface.

And that sound like thunder was the sound of the giant clam breaking through the water at high speed.

As for the giant clam, Kisame swung his Samehada sword like he was playing baseball and knocked the giant clam onto the deck of the Death Star.

Only then did everyone see clearly that the shell of the giant clam, which was several dozen centimeters thick, had been almost shattered by the blows, and the snow-white clam meat was exposed to everyone without any cover.

The tender clam meat made the sailors, who had been sailing on the sea for half their lives, salivate. Even though it was not cooked yet, a unique clam fragrance wafted out.

The moment the heavy clam landed on the deck, it shook the ship and almost capsized. Fortunately, the Death Star was a thousand-ton ship, otherwise it would not have been able to hold on.

Even with such a big commotion, Jiraiya only glanced at it slightly, still lying there listlessly.

Lao Sun and a group of sailors immediately set up a barbecue grill, and the sailors were busy cheering. Kisame looked at Jiraiya in surprise, who seemed to be beaten to a pulp.

"Master Jiraiya, what's wrong with you?"

"Haha, Kisame. We're going to face hell soon!"

"???"

Jiraiya didn't explain, and Kisame didn't understand and didn't ask any further questions.

Just accompanied by the smoke from cooking, the fragrance of clams and the cheerful aroma of wine, the party feast that the Death Star had not had for a long time began!

"Hello, brothers. Three stars shine, four are lucky, five are the best, six are the best... You lost! Drink quickly!"

"Seven means seven tricks, eight means eight horses, nine means nine is nine, and ten means the whole place is open! Come on! Drink!"

The mood was good and the atmosphere was great. Alcohol was consumed quickly, and seeing that everyone had not yet finished drinking, Beidou led Ziyun onto the stage.

"Everyone, how can we have a drink and a meal without some entertainment?" Beidou said excitedly.

The people below started to cheer, "Ziyun, what a great dance!"

"No, no, no, let's do something more interesting today! The four distinguished guests who have come from afar are willing to accept the bet and learn to dance like our Miss Ziyun in public for everyone to see. What do you think?!"

"Okay, okay! Come on, one! Come on, one!"

"Huh?" Seeing everyone making a fuss, Ikto, who had just woken up from a meal, and Kisame, who had just returned from playing in the wild, were both confused.

But it was no use for the two of them to confuse themselves, as they were dragged to the front of the stage like a chicken by Hashirama.