Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

If this ignorant fellow Sanbing is allowed to continue, the dwarf will most likely do a lot of bloody things in public.

That is to say, Jiraiya was there and was able to stop the stragglers and pin them down before he could make a move.

As for the scholars from the Academy who came to cause trouble, Jiraiya looked them up and down, and immediately became interested. He immediately stripped off their scholar uniforms that looked too formal and tore them into pieces.

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! What are you doing?" The scholars were suddenly stripped naked, leaving only their underwear. They were so embarrassed that they didn't know what to do.

He covered it up and down with his hands, but they were never big enough.

"Hahahaha! I always say these scholars, it's so hot out here and yet they can wrap themselves up so tightly, aren't they really hot? Cool down now!"

Seeing the embarrassed faces of the scholars from the Academy of Teachings, the crowd suddenly burst into cheerful laughter. For a moment, Jiraiya and his group immediately became the focus of the entire street.

After all, who wouldn't want to watch such excitement?

"It's immoral! You guys are hopeless!" Several scholars were still muttering, but Jiraiya immediately put on a set of costumes that seemed to be used by Nel and others for performances.

In fact, it was not that exaggerated, but in the eyes of serious scholars in the House of Religious Orders, it was considered extremely bizarre. It was like a girl wearing a short skirt in a school where everyone was wearing sports uniforms.

"How long are you going to humiliate us!" The scholars angrily scolded Jiraiya. However, Jiraiya ignored them and ran to a candy store instead.

"Boss, I'll buy all these candies. Do you think these Moras are enough?" Jiraiya said as he picked up a few small purses and placed them in front of the candy store owner.

The boss only glanced at the money bag and nodded his head like pounding garlic. It seems that these scholars of the Order are indeed quite rich.

Only then did the scholars notice that it was their own purse!

"Humiliation? I'm here to let you feel the existence of something called happiness!" Jiraiya said as he grabbed a handful of candy and threw it towards the group of children.

Then, he seemed still unsatisfied and used the "Lion's Hair Chaos Technique", controlling his whole head of white hair to roll up most of the candies on the stall, creating a candy rain that every child has ever dreamed of, all over the street!

"The Flower Knight is here to hand out candies!" In the bustling bazaar, Jiraiya changed his clothes and was surrounded by a group of children like a king.

The emerald green design was decorated with gorgeous flowers. To be honest, it was a bit uncomfortable for Jiraiya to see her dressed like this at such an old age.

But since it was just a dream, Jiraiya naturally just gave it a go.

"Wow! Wow! Long live the Flower Knight!"

"The Flower Knight is the best!"

"Long live the Little Grass God≧▽≦!"

…The children were spinning around happily, seemingly enjoying this moment of joy.

"Look at the happy expressions on their faces, whether they are children or adults, they are all beaming with happiness. They are just a few cheap candies, but look at how long it has been since you laughed sincerely?"

Jiraiya said as he stuffed the basket of candy into the scholars' hands, while forcing a smile on their faces with his hands.

"Low-level fun! It will never be worthy of being on the stage. Such fun cannot bring any changes to this country or the world!"

These scholars were tough on the surface, but their bodies instinctively distributed candies to the children. When the young children showed their innocent smiles and said thank you to them.

I think no matter how hard-hearted a person is, his heart will be touched, right?

“People are not machines, and not everyone can be a saint. People need entertainment, especially these children. I think they should not lose their happy and carefree childhood because of the political struggles of adults.

And you know, I came from the desert. Children in the desert don’t even think about what they will do in the future or what ideals they aspire to.

Just because they are born in the desert, most of the time they don't live to grow up!"

When Jiraiya said this, the scholars' hands twitched. Unable to grow up? Just hearing the story made them feel so desolate. What about seeing it with their own eyes? What about experiencing it in person? The scholars couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

"Sorry... I have already informed the Ministry of Education of the situation here through the void terminal. There is no way to withdraw it now!"

The hands of a scholar who was distributing candies began to tremble. When he saw the innocent smiles of the children, he could no longer bear their possible disappointment and hatred!

At this moment, the float symbolizing the official opening of the Flora Festival was slowly pushed into the street by the crowd. Cheers continued.

Nel, who was supposed to go on stage to perform the Dance of the Flower Goddess, appeared next to Jiraiya and the others, her eyes full of worry.

"Mr. Jiraiya, I can tell you are a good person. Although I don't know why you are so determined to hold the Flower Goddess Festival, I appreciate your efforts, but please don't go against the Ministry of Education, right?

There must be some misunderstanding about your previous behavior. As long as we talk it out, everything will be fine. We will have the opportunity to continue holding the Flower Goddess Festival."

Jiraiya just looked at Nel and smiled. It was her lifelong wish to hold a successful Flower Goddess Festival, but he always gave priority to others. Such a person was really stupid.

But Jiraiya actually knew quite a few such stupid people.

"Shh, this is the candy I secretly hid for you. But it's the most expensive one in that store!" Jiraiya whispered and stuffed it into Nel's little hand.

"That's very sweet. Replenish your energy and perform the most beautiful dance of the flower god! As for the rest, leave it to me!"

Jiraiya spoke very confidently. After all, he had just blown up the entire Institute of Divine Affairs not long ago. Making an enemy of the entire Institute of Divine Affairs was almost a death sentence in the eyes of the Sumeru people, but in Jiraiya's eyes it didn't seem to be a big deal.

Without even paying attention to Nel's worries, Jiraiya carried Nashida, who seemed a little confused for some reason, and placed her on the float.

I walked towards the exit alone. Judging from the time, the army of the Ministry of Education should be almost assembled, right?

"Hey, old pervert, stop trying to show off. You can almost feel it, right? Your power is being weakened! This is Nilu's dream world. The closer the Flower God Festival comes to an end, the more her obsession with the dream becomes.

The power that fragile dreams can carry is limited. Theoretically, you no longer have any elemental power or chakra. All you have is this body."

At the exit, the scattered soldiers seemed to have known that Jiraiya would come out, and were waiting there with their arms folded.

"Hahaha, no big deal. So are you here to kill me and get rid of Nilu, or are you here to help?"