Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Thinking back to the Fourth Shinobi World War, thousands of people charged into the battlefield and fought a bloody battle against the world's strongest man, Uchiha Madara.

Even so, tens of thousands of ninjas were defeated by Uchiha Madara. But at this moment, a man from the coalition army came out!

He fought with Uchiha Madara by himself, and it was so exciting! Even the five Kage at that time had to watch the battle with a sidelong glance!"

"Wow! Who is it! Who is it? Is it the Seventh Hokage?!"

Uchiha Madara followed Sarada walking on the streets of Konoha, where everything had changed. An old man selling snacks on the corner was telling a group of children the story of the Fourth Ninja World War with relish.

"How stupid! Come and buy one each, and I'll tell you all about it!"

Seeing the children eating snacks with longing on their faces, the old man continued to boast like a storyteller: "To be honest! That person is me, an old man in my prime! That day, Uchiha Madara even boasted, "Only you can dance!""

"?" Listening to the old man's words, Uchiha Madara had to fall into deep thought. It seemed that he had no impression of him, but he described him vividly.

Seemingly getting excited, the old man looked at a cosplay of Uchiha Madara approaching and started fiddling with it in front of the children.

"To be honest with you, I used to be a very powerful ninja!" the old man said proudly.

Then he whispered to Uchiha Madara: "Hey, help me cooperate~"

Uchiha Madara didn't pay attention to the old man, but looked at the group of children with satisfaction. Not only the children of the Fire Country, but also the Wind Country, the Lightning Country, the Earth Country and the Water Country. Even some children from small countries were here.

The adult ninjas wearing forehead protectors from various countries also gathered in Konoha, talking and laughing. It seemed that Hashirama's dream was really getting closer!

The old man gestured but suddenly raised his eyes and made an almost zero-distance eye contact with Uchiha Madara.

This isn't cosplay! This aura, these damn memories! This guy is definitely the real Uchiha Madara!

Just this one look frightened the old man so much that his legs went weak, but he still gritted his teeth and pushed his oden snack stand, running all the way. I'm afraid that even when the urban management came, they had never seen him run so fast, right?

Judging from the speed, at least what the old man said about him being a ninja in the past is probably true.

"…It seems that we should keep a low profile."

"Huh? Why did he suddenly run away? Could it be that the urban management staff came?" Sarada looked around and didn't see anything special.

"Forget it, never mind. Let's eat first!"

Uchiha Madara looked up at the sign. Hamburger? What?

"Huh? You don't even know what a hamburger is? This is a delicacy from the Land of Lightning. It's very popular among young people. Why don't you try it?"

Sarada smiled sweetly and led the still dazed Uchiha Madara into the store.

The boss was indeed a dark-skinned strong man, and in Uchiha Madara's impression, this image should be an enemy. If it weren't for the strong man's smile, and Uchiha Madara's self-restraint, his body might have instinctively beaten him up first.

Looking at the food brought by the dark-skinned burly man, Uchiha Madara immediately changed from curiosity to disgust, "Isn't it just a pancake with vegetables and meat? I thought it was something else."

Uchiha Madara grumbled, but after taking a bite, he couldn't help but take another bite silently. It seemed too dry, so he quickly picked up the drink at hand and took a sip.

Then, that extremely cold face that tried to remain restrained suddenly had stars in the eyes.

"Uncle, you are so cute. Actually, you and my dad are the same type of people, right? You are both not good at speaking, and you look cold, but in fact, your heart is full of love."

"Cute?" It was the first time that someone used this word to describe Uchiha Madara. As Sarada said, Uchiha Madara was not good at speaking, and especially didn't know how to get along with such a little girl.

At this moment, Boruto suddenly woke up, looked at Sarada with sleepy eyes, then looked at Madara who was sitting next to him like a mountain, and jumped up, almost knocking over the cutlery in the waiter's hand.

"Wow! Sarada! I came to help you and you betrayed me!"

"...Uncle, can you keep him unconscious for a while?" Sarada covered her forehead and felt embarrassed.

"Don't make any noise."

Uchiha Madara just turned his head and glanced at Boruto. The boy obviously learned a lesson and immediately sat back in his seat. He also quietly picked up the burger at hand and started to eat.

It turns out that life can be so beautiful. In this case, the Fourth Ninja World War was not meaningless, right? At least, it successfully brought humanity together for a short period of time.

Just as they were enjoying lunch, a black stray dog ​​suddenly rushed in and sat down in front of Uchiha Madara beggingly.

"Where did this stray dog ​​come from! Don't delay my business!" Seeing the sudden intrusion of the stray dog, the hot-tempered boss immediately picked up a broom to drive the stray dog ​​out.

But he was caught by Uchiha Madara.

"It's okay, boss. I'll take the dog out later. It won't disturb you, boss."

The hamburger shop owner, a native of the Land of Thunder, thought he was quite strong, but the man in front of him could suppress him so easily.

Naturally, there is no need for the boss to cause trouble anymore. Besides, harmony brings wealth!

"Sarada, pay the bill, let's go."

"Eh? You're a grown-up, how can you have the nerve to let a child pay the bill!" Although Sarada complained, she still paid the boss for the meal.

After all, this uncle looks very down and out.

After the boss left, Uchiha Madara came to the stray dog ​​with the unfinished burger in his hand.

"I didn't expect that you are quite caring for small animals." Sarada also came over and teased the puppy.

"I just remembered some things..." I don't know how Xiaoyun and the others are doing.

It's really funny that Uchiha Madara, who has always been carefree, actually cares about a dog, a fat raccoon cat, and that kid Jiraiya.

Just when Uchiha Madara was about to leave with a dirty little black dog in his arms, the large window next to him turned upside down, afraid that two guys who were considered acquaintances would pass by.

One of them even uses a wheelchair...

"Hey, Xiao Li! Let's walk around the village three times while standing on our heads. Then we'll have completed the first training for today!"

"Got it! Teacher Kai!"

And the moment they passed each other, the two old friends naturally looked at each other.

Then, a gust of wind flashed by, and Konoha's blue beast Might Guy came to Uchiha Madara in a wheelchair with a solemn face.

"Oh, long time no see..." Uchiha Madara suddenly felt a little embarrassed.