Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Disgusting, perverted... a weird old man wearing women's clothes..."

These are really sharp arrows piercing Jiraiya's heart. Why are there more and more labels?

"Well... the most important thing now is to scare that person away. We still have to go save Kurumi." Jiraiya, who had transformed into Kurumi, was obviously looking depressed.

My fame! Why did it feel like it was destroyed in just that instant? (At least Jiraiya thought he still had a lifetime of fame.)

At this moment, the staff below finished speaking and the annual Liyue Test of Courage officially began.

Although the courage test competition is nominally packaged with a scary atmosphere, in fact, most of the time it is a moment for boys to show their masculine charm to girls.

When a girl is frightened, she will definitely think of relying on the strongest man around her. Women who are willing to follow a man to a test of courage competition also have more or less admiration for the man.

So this is actually a big horror-themed date! Of course, the premise is that you don’t run into bastards like Jiraiya and Paimon!

"Hey, have you heard? The Ghost Festival, the most yin festival, is coming soon. Recently, people have heard a woman crying miserably when passing by Wuwangpo. The voice can be heard from a long distance away, but the person cannot be found.

There was also a young man who went up the mountain to collect herbs. When he heard the girl's cry, he ran to the cemetery in a daze. Even his girlfriend couldn't come back no matter how hard he called her. In the end, people only found a bloody skeleton in the cemetery..."

Yuan Shang, who had sneaked into the team, was telling the crowd a horror story that Jiraiya had made up. Jiraiya was indeed a novelist, and he didn't even blink when making up lies, and his stories were full of nonsense.

(One of the rules of the haunted house is that the staff pretends to be players and mixes into the team to lead the way.)

It must be said that Yuan Shang is really familiar with this aspect. He once fooled the Traveler and Paimon. Not to mention fooling this group of young people.

"Hey, hey, hey, stop joking. How can there be such a weird thing? It must be a story made up by the staff in advance. I have seen this routine many times."

Although those boys were still stubborn, Yuanshang stroked his glasses and showed an expression that showed he had a plan.

The stiff expressions of these guys betrayed them. This story had at least planted the seeds of fear in their hearts.

Just waiting for an opportunity to take root and sprout!

In order to establish a glorious image in front of girls, it is impossible for him to admit defeat. So this kind of human being is not bad.

Yuan Shang stopped talking, as talking too much would seem too deliberate. He simply merged into the crowd and followed the large group towards the depths of Wuwangpo.

First of all, you have to avoid the route originally arranged by the staff.

Before the test of courage competition began, Jiraiya and Paimon removed the signs placed by the staff on Wuwang Slope.

Due to layout considerations, most Test of Courage competitions will not pass by cemeteries.

But Jiraiya and Paimon didn't consider these things. The sign was pointing towards the cemetery little by little.

"Oh my, why is this place getting further and further away? Do the Test of Courage competitions in previous years always go this way?" Yuan Shang started to set the pace with a look of fear on his face again.

"Really? You are such a coward. Why are you still participating in this courage test? Go back as soon as possible! No wonder you haven't found a girlfriend!" The men said dissatisfiedly, and even did not forget to make a sarcastic remark.

“Tsk…” Although Yuanshang, as an apostle of the abyss, doesn’t care about these love affairs, he does feel uncomfortable being ridiculed like this!

"Did you hear the sound of a woman crying?" Yuanshang's face became even more terrified. God knows why an apostle of the abyss like him would have such a colorful expression?

Shouldn't the Abyss Apostle be a strange guy whose head is full of truth and facts? Although the Abyss is indeed quite strange, the direction of this strangeness is obviously not right, right?

"Hey! If you keep talking nonsense, I'm going to beat you up!" A tall and strong man angrily wanted to step forward and beat Yuan Shang.

However, he was stopped by a thin man next to him: "Wait, it seems to be true!"

As soon as the thin man said this, the crowd, which had been noisy, suddenly fell into deathly silence.

Everyone pricked up their ears to listen. In this Wuwangpo area where even the chirping of insects had ceased, the slightest movement was particularly noticeable.

Although the woman's crying voice was barely audible, it was infinitely magnified in everyone's ears at this moment.

"This, this, what should we do?" The timid girls were trembling all over and didn't know what to do.

Although the boys were also afraid at this moment, this was the time for them to show their masculine and heroic spirit! How could they retreat!

"It's a little trick prepared in advance by the organizer. I guarantee that the man is hiding not far away. We can find him by following the sound. Let's go over and pull him out."

The tall and strong man said as he was about to lead a large group of men to follow the sound. Although some timid boys were unwilling to go, they had no choice but to go along in order to save face in front of their girlfriends.

Everyone followed the sound and pulled aside the bushes along the way, wanting to show off their enthusiasm in front of the girls. They pulled aside the last bush.

“It’s right here! Still want to hide!” The man shouted and pulled aside the bushes, but there was no one inside.

There was nothing but an ordinary toad. But how could a toad make the sound of a woman crying?

After numbly restoring the bushes to their original state, the men didn't know what words of comfort to say to the girls. Or rather, they actually wanted to be comforted more now...

Thinking back to the story Yuan Shang just told, everyone couldn't help but shudder. Is it possible for a toad to make a female crying sound?

But it's so possible!

After the bushes returned to their original state, the little toad complained with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Really, if it weren't for little Jiraiya, the Lun family would not want to come to such a gloomy place. Even makeup can't be put on, it's so annoying, if this happens, little Jiraiya will not like the Lun family either."

It turned out to be the toad that Jiraiya had given intelligence at the teleportation anchor point and used to deliver messages - Gamami.

At this moment, Toad Mei even took out a set of cosmetics from somewhere and started to touch up her makeup. This is unreasonable!

"Hey, hey, hey! There seems to be something over there. It, it, it seems to have no legs!"

Yuan Shang yelled again in shock. At this moment, the group of people were already like frightened birds, and just being yelled by Yuan Shang was enough to scare them half to death.

Not to mention that there was a piece of bloodstained white cloth floating not far away. It was also obvious that there was a blank space at the leg, with no feet touching the ground at all.

"I died such a miserable death..." Bai Buli let out a miserable scream.

Just hearing this voice, Yuan Shang almost couldn't help laughing.