Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Not long ago, a man with long silver-gray hair and clothes that were completely out of tune with this world was walking in the most prosperous street of Inazuma with a casual look on his face.

"Where is this?" The man looked around for a moment in confusion at the unfamiliar environment, then immediately lowered his head to look at the yellow-covered book in his hand.

The four large characters "Intimate Paradise" on the top were particularly eye-catching. However, this book had long been flipped through by the man, and was already yellowed everywhere.

Even the pages were noticeably thinner, obviously because they had been flipped through by the owner for many years, but despite this, the book was still well preserved, without any signs of damage.

As a recognized genius ninja, the man naturally knew the book by heart, not to mention the plot direction. He could even remember the position of every punctuation mark.

Even now, he is still reading. The man doesn't know what he is still reading, maybe it's just a kind of nostalgia?

"Hmm? We've been gone for so long, why hasn't the master of this illusion come out to see me?"

The man did hesitate, but based on past experience, he shouldn't have done so. But when he stopped and looked to the side, he caught a glimpse of what he had been dreaming about for more than 20 years - the latest version of "Intimate Paradise"!

In order to read the contents of the book carefully, the man even activated his Sharingan!

Wait? Sharingan? Shouldn't it have disappeared along with Obito? Oh, this is just an illusion, forget about it! Check out the latest content to see the truth!

So the man, with the help of the Sharingan, quickly scanned the contents of the book.

The more he looked at it, the more excited he became. His originally lazy, tired, and pale middle-aged face gradually became rosy. It was as if he had returned to his youth when his blood was gushing out.

This writing style! This plot! There is no mistake! This is definitely a sequel written by me!

Because of the overly fascinating plot, the man couldn't help but follow the fat otaku wearing pink frame who was reading a book in front of him into the alley.

"What do you want to do! You...you! It's ok for you to follow those pretty girls, but why are you following a grown man like me? Are you coveting my beauty?"

The pink-framed fat man said excitedly, and put the latest edition of "Intimate Paradise" in his pocket, looking at the masked man in front of him with caution.

Although his face was still covered, the fat man in the pink frame was able to tell from the other person's exposed eyes that the other person definitely had bad intentions.

Because, when I sleep with Miss Hina's pillow at night, I have this expression. The fat man with pink frame never thought that one day I would be looked at like this.

"Eh? No..."

The man was about to explain, but was immediately interrupted. "Hey, little fat man. I heard that you bought a limited edition of "Intimate Paradise"! How about it? Why don't you use it to honor us first?"

A group of young people dressed in shabby clothes, with hairstyles that looked like they were blown up by firecrackers, and steel rings hanging on their mouths and ears.

"...Why are there people like this everywhere?" The man sighed, then shook his head helplessly and walked towards the five little hooligans.

"Hey, uncle. Do you want to be the first to stand out? Do you know who our eldest brother is? Our eldest brother is Ara Takiichi..."

The leading gangster, before he finished speaking, looked at the white-haired man in front of him, who pointed an index finger at him.

"What? Are you trying to provoke me? Do you think I dare not beat you?" The little gangster was extremely arrogant and was about to take action.

But just as the little hooligan raised his hand, the silver-haired man put his finger on his forehead first, and then looked at him and just flicked it lightly. The man who looked at least 130 pounds was actually flicked several meters away by a finger!

He fell heavily into the trash can on the corner of the street and fainted.

Seeing this, how could the gang dare to act rashly? They grabbed the leader from the trash can and ran away.

But he still said harshly, "Remember this, our eldest brother Arawaki Ichito will definitely come for revenge! Our eldest brother has the Eyes of God!"

"..." Why is it that everywhere he goes? The man yawned helplessly, and then returned to the pink-framed fat man.

However, she didn't expect that the pink-framed fat girl seemed to be afraid of the silver-haired man's strength. She shyly took off her clothes and seemed to have given up resisting and said shyly, "Please be gentle..."

"..."

The silver-haired man had never been so speechless in his entire life.

"No, I'm Hatake Kakashi. The Sixth Hokage of Konoha. I'm just curious where that book you were reading came from?"

"Konoha? The Sixth Hokage? What is that? Forget it. This book should be written by the Aradaki Ichito they mentioned just now..."

Looking at the other party's attitude, Kakashi had already guessed that he might not be in an illusion. Although it was still unbelievable, this was probably really another world.

"Arataki Ichito?" Kakashi thought for a moment, then disappeared in front of the pink-framed man in an instant.

After watching Kakashi really disappear, the pink-framed man gasped and fumbled for the hidden books on his body.

But after searching for a long time, I found that it was gone! There were only a few pieces of unknown paper.

"Ah! What's the difference between you and those hooligans!" The man with the pink frame wanted to shout angrily.

But because he was too timid, he held it back and only dared to mutter softly. Even in such a low voice, he had to look back to the left and right.

At this moment, Kakashi was flipping through the book with excitement, and then shamelessly asking around for news about "Intimate Paradise" and the Aradaki faction.

This guy really doesn't know how little knowledge about sex there is in Teyvat...

However, with the ninja's ability to gather intelligence, even in the face of various obstacles and the brain that has been abnormally influenced by "Intimate Paradise".

Kakashi still easily found the location of the Aradaki faction.

"Hmm? The little gangster didn't come over. It looks like they are just a bunch of guys who are taking advantage of the power of others."

Kakashi used his perception to easily explore the dilapidated courtyard inside and out, and then strode in with a look of disappointment.

At this moment, the travelers and Yidou who had received the news were also anxiously looking for clues about the legendary white-haired man.

Soon he headed towards the direction of the Arotaki Sect.

As soon as he opened the old wooden door, Ichito felt a darkness in front of his eyes, and the heads of Genta, Mori, Akira and the others were lying on the ground with their eyes closed.

There was also a man sitting on a bench with a book in his hand, looking calm. He seemed to be the culprit of all this!

(This Ninja Tournament has concluded successfully, the winner is Rui Ruizi!)