Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"A stranger, a fellow Adventer? Then let me introduce myself again, Dainsleb, one of the many dead souls of Kanria. Based on our positions, we may not be friends.

But now I hope it is better to work together.”

Dain had a serious and solemn look on his face, but when they knew they had to introduce themselves, the Traveler and Paimon had already covered their eyes, and their embarrassing problem for others was about to come back!

Just watching, Jiraiya completely ignored the solemn atmosphere around him, shook his head and waved his white hair again, and introduced himself very proudly:

"I am the most handsome man in the world, one of the three ninjas, the devil destroyer, and a legendary figure who refuses invitations from great adventurers. The Toad Sage Jiraiya-sama is talking about me!"

This guy actually gave himself several strange titles! And Ichito was obviously also infected by the emotions, and he also followed Jiraiya in the crazy dance!

"Eeh~" Wendy, this unreliable guy, even started to dub along!

"Hello, hey, hey? What do you mean a strange face? Have you met me before? No, no, I definitely haven't. You don't think I'm a human being, do you? Eh? Think about it carefully, I'm a ghost! That's okay, hahaha!

Remember, I am the boss of the Huanglong faction, and I am the only one in the world who can rival Huanglong!"

……

Watching these scenes, Dyne's eyelids twitched wildly. Damn it! What a bunch of unreliable teammates he had met!

Forget it, let's make the best of it! Dai Yin's attitude is really good.

"First of all, Kong, you and Ying are of the same origin. The locations of the first two perches were exposed in large part because of you. So next, in order to delay time, you'd better not get close to the perches again."

"See, I told you he was blaming us. How petty." Paimon muttered. He really has no memory! Did he forget that most strong people have good hearing?

"So, can I just wait?" the traveler asked unwillingly.

Dain did not answer immediately, but took out a diagram of Heguan. However, the time marked on the map was five hundred years ago.

It seems that Kanreya was really amazing back then.

"Here is where the space crack is. Judging from the current crack, there is at least one golden king beast gnawing at the space. What you have to do is to prevent the crack from expanding further!

In the dark world outside, there are too many terrifying creatures that you cannot understand. We must prevent the Abyss Cult from interfering with the space cracks from the outside, and also stop it from continuing to expand like this!

The internal issues are left to you.”

Dain pointed at the Traveler, Wendy, and Ichito, and then added, "Oh, and that little girl Noelle."

"Hahahaha! So you really think highly of the strength of me and my best friend? Don't worry, let me lead the team as the captain. No matter whether it is a golden king beast or a platinum king beast, my best friend and I will knock it down! Smash it to pieces!"

"It's just a necessity for intelligence. Based on the intelligence, I'm more willing to trust Noelle."

"What do you mean! I'm the strongest Inazuma! How dare you compare me to that little girl!"

Dain ignored the silly Yidou and continued to explain: "You should all know the information about the golden king beast. Its own powerful strength, coupled with the corrosive power that ignores all defenses.

There are also troublesome rock element shields and flying abilities. In order to quickly break through the rock element shield, Ara Taki Ichito and Noelle are both indispensable forces. Of course, Sora, you also have corresponding means.

As for the flying ability..."

Dain said this and looked coldly at the drunk Wendy over there.

"Really? So cold and indifferent~ And there are no secrets at all. How annoying."

……

"You have all the means to kill the Golden King Beast, but you don't have the ability to recover and protect yourself. So remember to be careful and do what you can!"

"Oh~ That's too much! He's so gentle when talking to travelers. But so cold when chatting with me! So biased!" Wendy looked pitiful.

Plus, that stunning face. If Jiraiya hadn't known in advance that he was a man, he would have felt bad.

"As for the other two roosts, Jiraiya, you and I will each protect one, and as for whoever we run into, it's up to fate. Is that ok?"

Jiraiya nodded, then patted Dain's shoulder and said, "You look so worried, young man. What's wrong? Are you afraid of running into your ex-girlfriend?"

Hearing this, Dain was still fine, but the traveler who had just taken a sip of water suddenly spurted out the water in his mouth!

After all, they all knew who they would meet, but they were obviously avoiding it.

After waiting for a while, Noel finally came back covered in dust and with an apologetic look on his face.

This looked very much like when she rushed to Benlang Ridge overnight to make sobering soup for Jiraiya.

"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect there were so few animals in this forest... I worked hard for a long time and only caught this."

Noel embarrassedly took out three skinny-looking white pigeons hidden behind him.

This amount of food is indeed not enough to fill the stomachs of the eight people present.

"I'm so sorry, I'm so useless..."

“This is not Noelle’s fault! Ever since those black-haired monsters and the scary flying dogs appeared, we haven’t found any animals here for a long time.

Sister Noelle really worked hard to find these white birds!"

Seeing how eagerly Aluna wanted to defend Noelle, Jiraiya felt warm in his heart. He squatted down, stroked Aluna's hair and said, "No one here will blame Noelle. Let's cook first. You guys have worked hard."

"That's right, Paimon can eat less. It's okay!"

Looking at Jiraiya's kind smile, the two nodded heavily. Behind him, Dain wanted to speak, but Jiraiya held his mouth shut!

This guy's emotional intelligence is really worrying!

After everyone's busy work, although the quantity is small, the fragrance is not inferior at all. It spreads everywhere, making people salivate!

"Wow! Can't wait any longer. We've been hungry for most of the day! Finally we can eat something!" Everyone was eager to start eating, but Noel was the only one who had no intention of moving.

"Sister Noelle, why don't you eat?" Aru asked with concern.

"Actually, when we were looking for food together just now, my sister found some raspberries and berries on the road, and she's already full!"

I have to say that Noel is not good at lying. How could the lolo berries unique to Mond appear in Heguan?

“Ah! If Noelle-nee doesn’t want to eat, then Ru won’t eat either!”

"No, Aru is in the growth stage now. She needs to eat more meat so that she can grow up quickly." Noel was still so gentle.

Dain, who had just gotten rid of Jiraiya's hand on his mouth, wanted to speak again, "Actually, he has already..."

"Shut up!" Fortunately, the low EQ Dain was covered by Jiraiya's mouth again.

Jiraiya fumbled around on his body for a while, then sat down next to Noel with a common ration pill in the ninja world.