Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to I am a white cat and my fellow user for sending the reminder talisman~)

"Boss! Boss!" Amori from the Arotaki faction shouted hurriedly and ran to the front of Arotaki Ichito.

"What's going on? Why are you in such a hurry? Didn't I teach you to be as calm and composed as I am?"

Arata Ichito said this in a self-righteous manner.

Meanwhile, A-Shou took a long time to catch his breath and replied, "The boss is teaching me a lesson, but Kujo Sara and a large group of people are gathering at our door!"

"Oh? So many people are here!"

"Yes, yes, yes. There are at least dozens of people."

"Did you tell me why you came?"

"I didn't dare to ask, but from what they were talking about, it seemed like they were here for the novel you wrote, Boss."

Upon hearing this, Aratake Ichito was so proud that he took out the small comb he carried with him, and said while fixing his hair in a very cocky manner:

"Ahahaha! I am truly a genius! A genius! I just started writing a book and I've gained a large number of loyal fans. Even the annoying Daitengu has become one of my die-hard fans.

Since the fans have come to me, I can’t just ignore them. Come on! My dear fans! "

As soon as Arotaki Ichito opened the door, he was given a pair of exquisite black bracelets.

"Huh? A meeting gift from the fans? So unique." Aratake Ichito was still wondering.

The nine-striped Sara suddenly appeared again.

"You live in a remote place. How could you find such a large abandoned yard as your base? Is this the place where you are hiding from the crime?"

Arata Ichito was not happy with what he said. What did he mean by fleeing for fear of crime? This was the secret base they had worked so hard to repair!

“How is it? Are you impressed by my majestic Aragaki faction? Hahaha! By the way, Great Tengu, why did you capture me this time?”

Kujo Sara pinched his own Jingming point with a headache. He really had no way to deal with this extremely unreliable man.

"You are spreading bad books and maliciously disturbing the peace of Inazuma. Don't even think about coming out during the Rongcai Festival!"

"Hey, hey! This is slander! You are slandering me! How can my book be considered a bad book?" Arata Ichito shouted in injustice.

Kujo Sara looked at this idiot-like guy, although he certainly didn't look like someone who could do such a thing.

But... judging from the victim's testimony, there could be no one else but this guy.

"A tall man about two meters tall, with long white hair like a hedgehog, wearing a pair of old-fashioned wooden clogs, and with some red paint on his face. He was handing out bad books everywhere."

Kujo Sara said this and looked Arotaki Ichito up and down again, then nodded heavily.

"Hey! It was this big brother who gave us the book! But it seems that we can't understand it very well because we don't know enough words." A little boy outside suddenly rushed in and said excitedly.

What a sin! How dare you let your children read this kind of book!

"Hmm... Looks like they can be convicted. Arata Ichito! You should be thankful that these kids can't read. Next, just reflect on your mistakes in prison!"

"What? Why do I have to reflect on myself? I didn't do anything!" Ichito was taken away by Kujo Sara in a daze.

The few people in the Huanglong sect were just staring at each other, not knowing what to do.

"Go quickly and find Sister Shinobu!"

"But Sister Shinobi is still in Xumi, right? When we find Sister Shinobi, the boss will be built into the statue!"

"What is going to be built into the statue? Is it that serious? What did the boss write?"

"Yeah...what did you write?"

The group of people from the Arotaki faction were discussing the matter at once. However, when they opened Arotaki Ichito's book, they could only stare blankly.

"Hey hey...Brother Huang, can you read?"

"When I was three years old, I learned how to write my name from my mom. As for the rest, I don't know anything else."

Wow, they are worthy of being a group of people who can follow Yidou. Among so many people, there is not even one literate person!

Finally, Mamoru slapped his thigh and shouted, "I heard that the traveler is back! Call him over, there will be no problem! He is the boss's best friend!"

Immediately, a group of illiterate people followed suit and searched the streets for the traveler.

Not long after, the traveler who was about to accept the daily commission was brought to the broken yard of the Arakaki sect by a large group of people from the Arakaki sect with a puzzled look on his face.

And took over a book that he had never seen before.

When the traveler and the other two opened the book in a daze, their pupils couldn't help but tremble.

"As expected! As expected of our boss, even the most experienced travelers would be surprised after seeing this!"

At this moment, Paimon also sighed sincerely: "This! This! This...this word is too ugly! I can't even recognize what it says!"

"..." Everyone in the Huanglong sect was speechless.

"Is it possible that Yidou was arrested because the handwriting was too ugly and the readers couldn't stand it?" Paimeng asked puzzledly.

"It's unlikely..." The travelers who saw the name Yidou were all confused. They couldn't understand where he got the courage to publish a book. But thinking back, it was Yidou!

He lacks everything, but the last thing he lacks is the stupidity like a Husky!

"Go out and look around. See if there's anyone else who can help." The traveler didn't want to even look at these two words. It was the Rongcai Festival outside anyway, so he might as well go outside and try his luck.

That being said, people were not brave enough to show this suspected bad work to strangers...

However, as I was wandering around in a daze, I saw several familiar faces when I arrived at the dock, Sister Beidou, Wanye, Linghua and Xingqiu?

"Ah! It's so lively here, everyone. Why are you all here?"

"It's the Traveler, it seems you all know him?" Seeing how familiar Paimeng was with the others, Ling Hua did not make any more lengthy introductions.

"Everyone is invited to attend the Rongcai Festival. By the way, Traveler, I see that you seem to be worried all the way here. Is there something wrong?"

Ling Hua was still so gentle and considerate, and immediately saw through the traveler's thoughts.

But since... he didn't know the contents of the book, the traveler didn't have the courage to show it to them. Even if they didn't understand it, they probably wouldn't understand it, but at least they couldn't let the dirty book pollute their eyes, at least they couldn't pollute Ling Hua's eyes!

The traveler thought so, but Paimon couldn't help but said, "Oh! We have to find someone to look at it! This is the only way to clear the suspicion of that big idiot Yidou!"

Paimon said as he took the book from the traveler and handed it to everyone.

It’s just that word…even a dog would shake his head when seeing it…only Xingqiu read it with ease.

"A long, long time ago, in Ghost King City, there lived a handsome, suave, and charming man named Ghost King Yidou, who was loved by everyone and made flowers bloom and cars explode wherever he saw them..."

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