Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Qing Wuxie for the gift, and thanks to everyone in the group.)

"You should take this man back and pray for his soul to be reborn." Yae Shinto said as he took back the bamboo banner in his hand.

Then the priestesses behind him placed the limp Kakuzu on a stretcher in an orderly manner and transported him back to the Naruto-taisha Shrine on Kagemukaiyama.

Seeing that the dying Kakuzu was surrounded by seven or eight beautiful priestesses, Jiraiya's eyes suddenly turned red!

He shouted without caring about his image, "Please come and save my soul!"

"...?"

The traveler and Paimon really don't know what to do with Jiraiya. They will follow him tomorrow. His toes are almost more flexible than his fingers. No wonder Jiraiya can make seals with his toes.

"Huh? Do you know what salvation means? It's a ceremony to let the soul of the deceased rest in peace. You can't live well and want to die, right?"

"So, may I ask, during this ceremony, will you perform a prayer dance in front of me?"

"Well... yes, but it's unlikely that you can see it, right? You can only see it in spirit form."

"Please help me to be liberated!"

"...Traveler, is there anything wrong with this person..." Jiraiya is outrageous. Even Yaegami, the god of cars, can't control him!

Come to think of it, the speed of Teyvat is too slow. In the ninja world, even Naruto, who is so stupid, can develop excellent seduction techniques and harem techniques, and even reverse harem techniques...

“Master Jiraiya?” Noelle was also very surprised. It seemed that she had made up her mind. She nodded heavily and said, “If Master Jiraiya’s wish is to be liberated, Noelle will try her best to help!”

What are you talking about? What are you talking about!

"Ignore him..." The Traveler and Paimon covered their foreheads. It was really awkward to know Jiraiya. And with Noel's serious personality, she might take out her bell sword in the next second.

Looking at the Yae Goddess and the miko going away, Jiraiya's face was full of reluctance. But Ayato just smiled, patted Jiraiya on the shoulder and said: "Ah, this time it's really all thanks to brother Jiraiya. Don't worry, I have notified the mansion and prepared a small banquet to celebrate everyone's achievements."

(Thomas: Are you polite?)

"I'm embarrassed to call it an achievement. I clearly didn't accomplish anything. I even feel embarrassed to eat." Paimon scratched his head in embarrassment.

But Wendy, who was extremely thick-skinned, had no such worries. She immediately jumped in front of Ayato and said cheerfully, "I did help. You see, it took a lot of effort to shoot that arrow. You have to drink enough wine~"

The God of Rock is very reassuring, the God of Thunder is very powerful, and the God of Wind is very...good at drinking.

"Then Paimon won't be shy about eating something delicious! After all, we're the ones who brought the lecherous immortal here!"

"Of course, of course. Our club adheres to these principles and can afford to entertain you." Ayato said with a smile on his face.

Maybe it’s because of his identity, but people always feel like there’s a knife hidden behind his smile.

Werner, who had witnessed everything, suddenly stepped forward and said, "Now that the matter has been resolved, I should go back.

I won't go to this banquet. I can't drink much and I'll ruin your fun. Besides, I really can't help you at all!"

"Well, if that's the case, I won't force you to stay. Be careful on the road." Ayato's reminder was not sure whether it was a kind reminder or a threat. Werner's hair stood on end.

"Eh? Are you in such a hurry to leave, Mediterranean? We just want to have a meal and take a good rest.

"Paimon, you're so rude!"

"But it is the truth..."

"Although that's true, we can't keep yelling at people and stabbing them in the back."

Listening to the Traveler and Paimon's singing the same tune, Werner was so angry that he had no temper at all. He could only hold back his anger and leave in a hurry.

Jiraiya and the travelers came and went in a hurry. As for the care of the scene, Ayato's guards naturally helped.

The matter was resolved, and naturally my body and mind were much happier. It didn't take long before I returned to the luxurious Kamisato Residence.

Even before entering the house, Paimeng could already smell the strong aroma of food. Even just by smelling the food, he could tell that it must be Thomas's cooking.

"Thomas, we're here to eat!" Paimengxing hurriedly led the way into the inner courtyard, not treating himself as an outsider at all. Thomas was already placing the dishes.

Looking at the table full of food, Paimon's drool was almost falling to the ground.

"Grilled bird eggs, butter crab, scarlet cherry tempura... emmm?" Paimeng Zhengqing counted the dishes on the table, and it seemed that something crucial was missing.

"Ah, where is the wine? Where is it hidden?" Wendy immediately discovered the key to the problem. There was no wine at the banquet!

Ayato seemed to have known this for a long time, and quietly brought out a large box of milk tea from the room. If you just look at the color, it is quite tempting.

"As for wine, let's wait until tonight is over and then we can drink together. As for now, if you are thirsty, you can drink my homemade milk tea first."

Ayato was about to distribute the candies to everyone, and Noelle reached out to take one. The Traveler and Paimon immediately protected Noelle behind them.

He hurriedly said, "Forget it! We can just drink some water!"

Thinking of Ayato's weird way of cooking, the Traveler and Paimon didn't dare to let Noel and the others try it easily!

"Oh... okay then." Ayato was actually a little disappointed. It seemed that he had been planning to let everyone taste his milk tea.

"How about I give it a try?" Noelle, who had an angelic heart, couldn't bear it, so she took the milk tea from Ayato and tasted it with a warm smile on her face. Then, her expression stopped at a warm smile.

"So, don't try it lightly... If you don't listen to Paimon, you will suffer the consequences. By the way, Ayato, you just said you had something to do in the evening, what is it?"

The lack of wine did not affect Paimeng's meal. When everyone was present, Paimeng quickly stuffed his mouth full. His words became unclear.

"At night, put out the bait so that the big fish will take the bait."

"Are we going fishing tonight? Great, great, the Traveler and Paimon are great at fishing!" Paimon clapped his hands excitedly.

But Ayato just smiled meaningfully.

And everyone present, except for Noelle whose expression was frozen, seemed to know what Ayato meant.

Night... soon fell.

"Master Executive, you are indeed a master planner, using those idiots from Inazuma to fight Kakuzu and make both sides lose.

I saw with my own eyes that Kakuzu was killed by the shrine maidens of Narukami Taisha. Now no one knows about the secret passage, and all we have to do next is take away the "canned knowledge" while they are celebrating. "

"Oh my, thank you for your hard work. How about I give you half of the subsequent profits?"

The man smiled with his eyes narrowed, looking at Werner who was kneeling in front of him.

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