Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to the new list leader アンズ·ウル?コン for the gift 666, and the list number three Qing Wuxie for the reminder talisman ~)

"Well, Nashida, the little auspicious grass king, the grass god, how can we leave here? I have something important to do with my Inazuma.

Moreover, Lord Grass God, those guys in the Order are working with the Fatui without your knowledge!"

Dolly said anxiously, she was anxious just now, and kept thinking about asking Jiaojiao to leave quickly. But now that she has calmed down, the other party may have two executive officers present, and Jiaojiao may not be able to defeat them in his current state!

"No need to be so formal, just call me Nashida, and forget about the long suffix.

There is no need to be anxious. This is just a dream called memory, a spicy fruit in winter, time and space are messed up, and will not move forward. "

……

How to chat like this!

At this moment, Hashirama, who was like a half-parent, suddenly leaned forward, grinned and said, "You little kids, what are you worrying about every day?

Madara and I founded Konoha together, didn't we just want the children to smile innocently?

Although I don’t understand what you kids are saying, if there is anything, just tell me and I will help you resolve it.

By the way, my granddaughter Tsunade-hime is probably not much younger than you. You should be able to have fun playing together."

Seeing Hashirama talking heartlessly and condescendingly, Dolly felt angry. What does he know? There are many useless adults who are worse than children!

At this moment, something above the forest suddenly flashed with reflection.

"Be careful!" Dolly had just reacted when a kunai was already inserted into Hashirama's temple.

"Successful?!" The people who were lying in ambush were surprised and happy for a moment.

Dolly's eyes widened. Just now he was so confident that he would help us solve all the problems. Now his head was stabbed open?

Seeing Hashirama injured, the little grass god immediately held the pen in both hands and used "All Hearings" to scan the suspicious figures in the forest.

However, Hashirama, who should have been fatally wounded, calmly pulled out the kunai that was stuck in his head.

He said with a hint of displeasure: "I suggest you come out by yourself, otherwise I will take action."

"Ah, this, this, this? Are you okay? Dolly, I have a special medicine here!" Dolly frantically rummaged through the other-dimensional pocket on her body.

However, Hashirama suddenly squatted down, stroked Dolly's head and said, "Don't worry, I don't care about this minor injury. Leave the medicine and other things to those who are weaker and need more protection."

Minor...injury? A puncture in the temple is considered a minor injury...? Is there such an outrageous thing? But looking at Hashirama's wound that had healed on its own, Dolly was speechless.

This special medicine works really well!

At this moment, the people in the forest seemed to have made up their minds and jumped out to face the legendary ninja god - Senju Hashirama!

But men don't understand, Senju Hashirama looks so gentle. Why does he oppress his own country so domineeringly?

Are our own citizens human beings, but those of other countries are not?

"Huh? You're brave enough to stand here and face me?" Hashirama said as he just stood there, but with him as the starting point, several thick branches rushed towards the man.

What! This guy can perform this level of ninjutsu without even using a hand seal!? Shocked, the man could only dodge in a hurry.

He narrowly avoided the wood escape technique.

Is this the Wood Release that can pacify the world? It is indeed terrifying! The man thought so and completed the seal at the fastest speed in his life.

"Earth Release·Split the Earth and Turn the Palm!"

The man slapped the ground with both palms, and the ground immediately cracked. Rocks rose from the ground and rushed towards Hashirama.

However, Hashirama still did not move at all, and then an arched wooden wall immediately appeared in front of him. It easily neutralized the man's attack. No matter how much chakra the man injected, he could not shake the wooden wall at all.

"Well, your agility, ninjutsu, and strength are all pretty good. Even stronger than the average ninja in my village. Hey, kid, which village are you from?"

It doesn't look like one of the five major ninja villages, so it must be quite difficult to train such an outstanding ninja like you."

How could he possibly tell the other party which ninja village he was from? If he failed in his mission this time, wouldn't it mean the destruction of his country?

The man didn't reply, but just silently made a seal. I'm fighting with you for my life, but you're here taking a test with a frivolous smile on your face?

"Earth Style: Seven Earth and Rock Dragons!" The man concentrated almost all of his chakra and launched his strongest attack.

Seven giant dragons made of earth and rock rushed towards Hashirama. The man was confident that his attack would be enough to break Hashirama's wooden shield!

However, the other party seemed to have no intention of defending anymore, and just sighed.

"Wood Release: The Tree Realm is coming!"

The man finally saw the God of Ninja making hand seals, but this guy just clapped his hands to make hand seals. Whatever he shouted would come true?

In just a moment, Hashirama created a taller and more twisted forest around him. The man's all-out attack was so easily crushed into powder by those trees.

"What is this, an inconceivable chasm..." The man began to doubt the information provided by the top executives themselves.

Is it really necessary for such a powerful man to do such despicable things?

While he was thinking, the mask on the man's face was whipped by a vine and fell to the ground, revealing the gloomy face under the mask.

"Jiaojiao?" Looking at the slightly childish face, Dolly called out uncertainly.

The other party seemed to have a vague sense of familiarity, and turned his head to look at the person who called him, waiting for the other party's own fatal blow.

The man had no confidence that he could withstand even a single blow from the Ninja God's Wood Release with his physical body.

It really is Kakuzu!

"Hashirama, please stop! I know him, he's a good man!" Dolly begged.

But in fact, Hashirama had no intention of killing them. Too many outstanding young people died in the war, so it was better to leave more regenerative power for the world. Only with young people can the world flourish.

Taking advantage of the time when Hashirama was hesitating, Kakuzu immediately dragged his tired body out of the heavy encirclement of Wood Release and fled deep into the forest.

"Really? I'm always misunderstood. Why am I running so fast? Do I look like someone who can eat people? I just want to have a good chat."

Hashirama said dejectedly to the little grass god.

I really didn't expect that such a little girl would reach out to comfort the depressed Hashirama.

"Hashirama, you are really cute. If you take on too much on your own, you will get tired, right? It's okay, why don't you just relax sometimes?"

Angel? !

At this moment, Dolly had already followed Kakuzu's steps and chased out.

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