Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

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"Ahahaha, of course. Who in the whole Inazuma doesn't know my name, Aratake Ichito? I don't like ordinary things."

Just a few compliments from Dolly had already turned this guy into a complete mess. In Dolly's eyes, his silly appearance was just a large mobile wallet.

But Dolly also knew that such people would not have much money.

"Please wait for a moment. I have hidden the most valuable treasure in my store. I have always wanted to meet someone like you who knows the treasure."

As Dolly spoke, she looked these people up and down. They had many small scratches on their bodies caused by branches, and they were holding common small wooden jars in their hands.

After integrating all the information, Dolly immediately went into the deserted alley.

After a while, Dolly came out holding a red ghost beetle in front of the shocked gazes of Yidou and others.

"Hey, sir. Are you satisfied with the treasure of our store?" Ara Taki Ichito showed Dolly's most satisfied expression.

His eyes sparkled and he nodded frantically! Then he wanted to reach out and touch it, but Dolly immediately protected the red ghost beetle behind her.

"Oh my, sir. You can't touch such a rare treasure casually. Of course, it's different if you want to buy it."

Dolly turned away, her eyes curved into crescents. It was obvious that she had bad intentions.

And our innocent sunny boy Ara Taki Ichito immediately said, "Buy! We'll buy it no matter how much it costs!"

In Dolly's career as a swindler and fraudulent businessman, she had never seen such an easy time...

It has reached the point where they can ask for an exorbitant price. However, let alone Huang Long Yidou alone, even the entire Huang Long sect probably can't afford to pay that much.

Dolly, who had a keen eye for people, knew this, so she symbolically held out a finger and said, "One hundred thousand Mora, no bargaining~"

"One hundred thousand Mora? No way!"

A few grown men couldn't even come up with 100,000 Mora? This really made Dolly a little worried.

However, Yidou suddenly added, "How can my great Red Pestle be worth only 100,000 Mora? Although I am not as good as General Thunder, I should be worth at least 200,000 Mora!"

(For more details, please refer to the invitation mission of Heizo Shikanoin.)

“……” Dolly was a little confused... After being a businessman for so long, this was the first time she saw a buyer raising the price.

And how come this thing has already been named when we haven’t even bought it yet?

The world is so big that there are all kinds of strange things.

"Come on, boys. Let's get together."

"Here is twelve thousand Mora."

"I have eight thousand five hundred Mora here."

"I'll give you one in a million."

……

"Damn it! This is not enough!"

Dolly felt sorry for these idiots as they tried so hard to scrape together money.

A moment later, Amori, a younger brother from the Arawaki faction, tremblingly took out 100,000 Mora.

"Wow! A Shou, where did you get so many Moras?" Yidou looked like he had never seen the world before and was severely frightened.

Ah Shou scratched his head and said, "This is the one-month activity fund that Sister Shinobu left for our Aragaki sect before she went to Xumi for research.

According to her, it is mainly to make us pay compensation when we do something wrong, so as to avoid going to jail again.

“Ahahaha, buy it!”

With the money in hand, they felt more confident. Yidou took the 170,000 yuan that the group had scraped together and put it in front of Dolly.

He then said in a very arrogant tone, "Although I haven't been able to collect 200,000 Mora, but considering my reputation, it should be no problem to reduce it to 30,000, right?"

In this situation, how could Dolly have any reason to refuse?

He took Mora with swift hands and feet, and handed the scarlet ghost beetle to Yidou.

"Boss, we spent all the money that Sister Shinobu left for us. Isn't that a bad idea?" A Shou said timidly.

And Yidou waved his hand, "What do you mean Shinobu's money? I am the leader of the Aragaki sect. Besides, we already have the invincible Red Pestle. Mora? Isn't that a piece of cake?

By then, whoever gives a little can pay it back, right? Hahahaha, I am a genius!"

"Boss, you are wise! Boss, you are wise!"

In order to better admire the red pestle, Ah Huang leaned forward, but noticed something unusual.

"Boss, why does this red pestle smell like raspberries?"

"Oh, this? It seems like there is one." Yidou said and was about to turn around to ask, but he found that the two people behind him had disappeared along with the shop!

All that was left in my head was a bunch of “???”. Was I being cheated?

"Why should we run? Can't we just kill them directly? We can also steal more money." Kakuzu said coldly. He himself didn't know why he followed Dolly.

"That's totally wrong. I heard this old saying when I was traveling in Liyue. Killing the chicken to get the eggs is like draining the pond to catch the fish.

What does it mean? It tells us to distinguish between one meal full and two meals full. If we keep these easy-to-deceive people, we can continue to make big money in the future. "

What kind of person is he to continue to be fooled like this? Kakuzu didn't believe it at first, but after thinking back to the stupid looks of those guys, it didn't seem that hard to understand.

Thinking about it this way, maybe Duoli can really help me earn more Mora.

In this way, a group of deceitful people was formed in a certain corner of Inazuma.

They traveled through the islands of Inazuma, boasting about the feats of the Thunder God in the Muxiang Blade Gorge, and selling lightning-proof armor to the Kairanki.

Searching for the remains of past gods in the Serpent Bone Mine and fighting the miners for their essence;

At the edge of Tianyun Pass, he smiled as he watched the adventurers running around being struck by the thunderstorm, and finally sold them his portable lightning rods.

……

"Oh my, it's a shame that we met too late. As expected, after a busy day, counting the number of Mora as I fall asleep is the happiest thing."

After going around in circles, Kakuzu and Dolly returned to the place where they first met - the Guardian Forest.

At this moment, the two of them were sitting in front of the campfire, counting the Moras. Uh, dividing the spoils?

Jiao didn't say much, just focused on lighting his own portion of Mora. However, the ninja's hearing had already detected someone sneaking towards him.

Kakuzu didn't even ask a question, as he controlled the black tentacles to go deep into the darkness, and then he pulled the man up.

And placed it on the bonfire.

"Eh? Eh? I'm not here to cause trouble! I just have a big deal to discuss!"