Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

The wandering dragon must return to the sea. Even if the sea does not welcome me, I will come of my own accord…

Naruto, I believe in you. You will definitely become the legendary child of prophecy. It would be nice if my heroic story of Jiraiya ends here, right?

In the dark deep sea, the lonely old boy drifted, and suddenly a light appeared in front of him. In the light and shadow of the rippling water, he seemed to see a blond boy trying hard to pull.

Naruto? The old boy thought so.

"Try harder! We'll catch it soon!"

What's that sound? It sounds like a little girl, is she here to take me to heaven?

Eh? It hurts! What's got stuck in my mouth! My teeth! Wow! What's wrong with you people in heaven? Is this how you all receive people?

"Phew! This is not easy. Let me see what this good stuff is." Little Paimeng was delighted and was about to take a look at the "fish" he had just caught.

However, the moment he saw it, his pupils trembled and he was petrified on the spot.

"What is this! Traveler, we caught something incredible!" Paimon hid behind the Traveler with a shocked look on his face.

Who has ever seen such a scene? How come when I was fishing, I caught a weird old man?

"..." Travelers are mute everyday.

I only saw the person lying on the shore, wearing a red vest and long white hair like a hedgehog draped over his back. God knows why a human can grow such hair? He was wearing a pair of wooden shoes.

And that strange posture and movement, like the flower of hope? (Captain!!! What are you doing! Captain!)

"Judging from his clothes, he looks like an Inazuma man. Could he have been hunting again and then escaped?" Paimon found a branch from somewhere and poked the strange man lying on the ground.

As the two were wondering, the man on the ground suddenly sat up. Before they could react, Paimon was sprayed with seawater in the face.

"Married woman? Where is the married woman?" Jiraiya was still the same Jiraiya, and he shot up as if he had come into contact with some key words.

……

"What kind of weirdos are these?" Paimon wiped his face with disgust. "I never understood why the people I fished out of the river had a mouthful of salty sea water."

Jiraiya looked around and seemed to notice something unusual about the surroundings. He was also surprised to find that his throat, which had been crushed, seemed to have recovered.

He suddenly looked at his right arm, and it was intact as well.

What was going on? Was the battle between the master and the apprentice with Pain or Nagato just an absurd and pathetic dream?

Or is this Orochimaru's Impure World Reincarnation? But shouldn't Orochimaru be dead? Is there anyone who still uses such an evil secret technique? But he didn't seem to feel any restraint in his body.

The breeze rolled up the dewdrops and slapped my face, leaving a faint scent of flowers. On the towering mountain peaks that pierced through the clouds, it seemed that cranes could be seen flying among them.

Everything around him was so unfamiliar that Jiraiya was stunned.

"Hello? Can you see me? Can you hear me? Paimon is here?"

Little Paimon flew back and forth in front of Jiraiya, trying to attract his attention, but this guy was like a wooden stake, just standing there without saying a word, as if he didn't understand what people were saying.

The traveler next to him thought for a moment, then said bluntly: "There is a beauty over there!"

"where?!"

Jiraiya was fooled by this trick and started looking around excitedly.

"Wow, what's up with this guy? Is he another idiot from Inazuma?"

(Ichido sneezes like crazy!)

Paimon approached the traveler and whispered quietly, seeming a little worried that Jiraiya might hear him.

But who is Jiraiya? As one of the three legendary ninjas, it is only natural that he can sense the slightest movement around him.

"Is this little thing your spirit animal? How rude of you to not even recognize me."

Jiraiya said as he began to do his exaggerated moves.

"I am one of the legendary Three Ninjas of Konoha, the Toad Sage of Myoboku Mountain, Master Jiraiya! (Manual Eh~)"

Jiraiya said this with that proud look on his face, and he was very confident in his title that resounded throughout the ninja world.

Unexpectedly, Paimeng just said with a disdainful expression: "What? I have never heard of him. He is not a big shot indeed. He actually calls himself an immortal in Jueyunjian.

Listen carefully, we have defeated the demon god and abolished Paimon and the Traveler, the legend of the Eye Hunt!"

Paimon imitated Jiraiya's exaggerated movements. With his small body and cute voice, it was really funny to imitate him.

But Jiraiya just shook his head, saying that he had never heard of it...

"What? You are such an ignorant fellow! You haven't even heard of the legendary Paimon and the Traveler!"

While they were still fighting, Jiraiya's keen hearing immediately discovered a group of people who had been lying in ambush on both sides of the hill.

"Who are you, how dare you follow me, Lord Jiraiya? Show yourself at once!" Jiraiya's heroic voice echoed all around.

Paimon originally thought that this guy was just like that idiot Aratake Ichito, howling blindly. But he didn't expect that a large number of people would actually emerge from both sides of the cliff.

"Hey, traveler. The beautiful lady you just mentioned, are you talking about the Lun family? I'm so embarrassed~"

The guy dressed as a treasure-stealing group member stood high on the cliff and spoke charmingly to the three people below.

"But, little traveler. You have repeatedly obstructed our treasure-stealing group's great cause, and our eldest brother can no longer tolerate it. So today, we have to keep you here!"

The charming woman dressed as a member of the treasure-stealing group jumped down with ten elite members of the treasure-stealing group, looking fearless.

However, our scumbag Paimon said with a look of contempt: "What? Aren't they just a few treasure-stealing groups? The Traveler and I have dealt with many of them. What's the big deal?"

"Then let's leave it to Paimon this time?" The traveler was quite cheeky. He picked up his edgeless sword and handed it to Paimon.

(Secretly, if you refine the Edgeless Sword to level 5 and upgrade it to level 99, there is a % chance that it will become a five-star weapon~)

"Ah, this, Paimon is mainly responsible for cheering and encouraging!" Paimon said as he shrank back.

"Just a few?" The woman clapped her hands seductively again, and suddenly the number of treasure-stealing groups that appeared on both sides alarmingly exceeded a hundred.

"Mamma Mia!" Paimon was shocked!

"How could I not make more preparations to deal with that legendary traveler? Right?" Looking at the frowning traveler, the woman smiled even more brilliantly.

"Oh? I've already introduced myself, but you still dare to ignore me. Then let me see how capable you are!"

Jiraiya spoke proudly as he formed seals with his hands at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

Seeing Jiraiya's technique, the charming girl from the treasure-stealing group couldn't help but tremble. He called himself an immortal, and he had such a skilled technique, how could he be!

"Summoning Technique!" Jiraiya bit his thumb and pressed it to the ground with blood flowing out. Then the rune appeared and smoke rose.

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