Genshin Impact: Quietly Investing for Six Thousand Years

In the end, Ruota decided to stay here. After all, it had lived here for a thousand years.

"Are you really not leaving?" Chen Mo asked again before leaving.

Ruota shook his head resolutely.

Chen Mo sighed. Just being alive was enough. Extracting some novels, fun things and movies from his memory should be enough to pass the time.

……

A small stone fell from the sky and hit him right behind.

Chen Mo pretended not to know and kept walking forward.

Unexpectedly, stones began to fall from the sky. Chen Mo knew he couldn't avoid it, so he took out two jars of wine from his portable cave.

He jumped up and reached the top of Hulao Mountain.

A woman in green was sitting on a rock, her long black hair tied into a braid at the back, with some hair hanging down on both sides of her cheeks.

The wide white band was crossed across the chest and extended to the back. The upper body was worn in a tight top, revealing both white shoulders.

The bluish-white long sleeves looked like floating clouds, the silver-gray skirt was embroidered with waves, the long green train looked like fish fins, a pair of white beautiful legs were revealed, and on the feet were green high-heeled boots.

It was the missing person, A Ping.

"Why are you sitting here?" Chen Mo was holding two jars of wine.

Ping twitched her nose, glanced, and continued to bury her head.

"Why did you come to see me?"

"Didn't you say I still owed you a drink?" Chen Mo shook the wine jar.

"Shouldn't you go accompany Liuyun or Heulia?" A Ping said in a low voice.

"Can't I accompany you if I accompany them?" Chen Mo said with a smile.

"That's something only a scumbag would say." Ah Ping sneered.

Chen Mo chuckled, sat next to her, picked up a jar of wine and took two sips.

A Ping kept her head down and didn't look at Chen Mo.

"Have you really always treated me as a brother?"

"Of course." Chen Mo wiped his mouth casually and smiled.

Ah Ping looked gloomy, her eyes filled with disappointment.

Chen Mo continued, "Your breasts are so small, and you always put your arms around my neck and call me a brother..."

"I don't think it's small." Ping looked down and saw that it was quite big.

"Comparing with Liu Yun!" Chen Mo glanced at her.

"That... that's bigger than Ganyu!" A Ping said unconvinced.

Chen Mo looked at her with a trace of pity in his eyes, and shook his head gently, "Don't you know what Ganyu's bell is for?"

A Ping felt a bad feeling in her heart.

Chen Mo continued, "Ganyu's bell can help her maintain her slender figure. What do you think will happen if she takes the bell off..."

Even if Chen Mo didn't say the following words, A Ping understood.

She looked dazed, and suddenly found this world so unreal.

As the old saying goes, you can’t even beat the coconut sheep.

Today it has become a reality.

"Will Ganyu be very big after the restrictions are lifted?" Ping leaned over and asked in a low voice.

"It won't be much worse than Liu Yun, maybe..." Chen Mo glanced at him with a smile.

Although he never took the bell down, he was told about it in Mondstadt.

I have to steal her out some other day to see if it's real or not and verify it.

Ah Ping's face froze. Maybe... ?

Just, just Ganyu and that coconut sheep?

Why isn't she the only vegetarian? !

"Why can't I grow up?" Ping wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Maybe I've been slacking off too much." Chen Mo said with a smile.

"I am the fish! Why would I touch a fish?" A Ping directly revealed her true identity.

She was fished out of the water by Chen Mo at the beginning, and was almost boiled into fish head soup.

Later, because he was too lazy, he got together with Chen Mo and became his damn good brother.

"Who knows?" Chen Mo drank.

After all, I was getting along well with my good brother, but his pectoral muscles became more and more exaggerated. Who can stand it?

Besides, small ones have their advantages! If you get tired of eating big ones, it’s okay to eat small ones occasionally.

"Small ones have small advantages, and big ones have big advantages," Chen Mo comforted.

"Do you like big or small?" Ping asked.

"Big one." Chen Mo said seriously.

"Go to hell." A Ping raised her foot and kicked Chen Mo hard.

Chen Mo sat as still as a pine tree, towering and motionless, allowing Ah Ping to do everything she could to deal with him.

As long as you don't pull out your gun, everything will be fine.

Chen Mo took a glance and thought, do people who play with guns all wear shorts?

"Hey, stop kicking. Let me tell you the story of "The Little Carp." Chen Mo put down the wine jar and looked at A Ping.

When hearing "Little Carp", A Ping's beautiful eyes lit up and she sat next to Chen Mo.

Chen Moqing said, "There is a little carp in the East China Sea. He longs for the human world. For this reason, he stays by the sea every day, hoping that one day humans will discover him..."

Ah Ping frowned slightly. Isn't this different from the battle against Lai Pilong that she heard last time?

There was a bad feeling in my heart.

"Why is it different again?" A Ping suppressed her anger and asked in a deep voice.

"Because it's not a fish." Chen Mo blinked innocently.

Chen Mo continued: "Finally, a kind fisherman found him, and then he was taken back by humans, and they drank the fish head soup they made."

After Chen Mo finished speaking, he suddenly felt relaxed and took another sip of wine.

A Ping couldn't bear it any longer at this moment.

"Chen Mo! Die for me!" Ah Ping's long-suppressed anger completely erupted.

Before he could even react, Chen Mo hugged him and said, "Calm down, brother. Calm down, brother..."

Chen Mo tried to awaken A Ping's conscience by calling him "good brother".

But when Ping heard this name, she became even angrier.

I'm going to beat this bastard up no matter what today.

Ah Ping's delicate body was hugged by Chen Mo, and she felt a little aggrieved. Why can you all bully him when I am his good brother...

Hearing the slight sobbing sound, Chen Mo quickly sat up and looked at the slightly trembling body.

Gently leaned forward and asked, "Are you really crying?"

A Ping wiped her tears, reached out to push Chen Mo's face away, and turned to change direction.

"It would be better if you just hated me like this, then you don't have to like me anymore."

Ah Ping paused in her sobbing, "You already know everything..."

The voice was still crying.

"Of course! It's so obvious, you're just short of having "Brother, you smell so good" written on your face." Chen Mo rolled his eyes.

I felt something was wrong when you came to the Hall of the Dead, and it was even more wrong when 'Grandma Ping' passed away.

"Then why did you make me cry?" A Ping's voice was filled with deep grievance.

"Who doesn't want to make a good brother cry once?" Chen Mo said with a smile.

"You don't want my body, nor do you want to be with me."

"You didn't like it at first, which is why I was so relieved to drink with you and even sleep with you when I was drunk."

"You just saw that Liuyun liked to look for me, and Axue liked me, so you wanted to like me too..."

Ah Ping's body trembled slightly, "But I really like you."

"I know." Chen Mo raised his head and took another sip of wine.

"So, you saw me once at Yujingtai, and you never saw me again after that."

"It's obvious that you disappeared on your own."

"I saw it several times when I passed by."

Chen Mo and A Ping sat side by side on the stone.

The bright moon hangs high in the sky, and the bright moonlight shines down, and everything on the earth is covered with a layer of silver gauze.

"You said I'm a good brother, right?" Aping suddenly spoke.

Chen Mo turned his head and looked at her puzzledly.

"You should give it to Liuyun." Aping lowered her head.

Chen Mo nodded, with a lingering feeling in his heart.

Ah Ping rode on top directly, "My bird has already had its pleasure, I must let my good brother have his pleasure too..."

Chen Mo's eyes widened. He really didn't expect that Ping, who seemed calm and composed, would say such a thing.

"A Ping, calm down!"