Tsunade, you're really drunk!

Three months had passed since the Five Kage and Chiya announced the creation of the Ninja Association during Konoha's Chunin Exams.

From that day on, Kakuzu found that the number of tasks on the black market gold exchange office had decreased a lot, and only some extremely shameful tasks were still hanging on it.

Today, Kakuzu had just completed a mission to hunt down a jonin at the gold exchange, and was preparing to head to the forest bordering the Rain Country and Konoha with his nemesis Hidan to exchange a commission of 5 million taels at the gold exchange in the toilet.

The two of them came to the toilet skillfully, and the stench of ammonia around made Feiduan sniff twice.

"It still stinks as before..."

After saying that, he silently came to the innermost urinal and let Xiao Feiduan come out to pee. After more than ten seconds, he shook twice all over his body and felt a chill.

"Ah~ I'm finally free, it feels so good~"

Then, Hidan suddenly felt like something was missing.

Why didn't Kakuzu complain about him like he used to? Over the past few years, every time the two of them came here, Hidan would take a dip in this VIP golden spot, and Kakuzu would habitually scold Hidan.

But why didn't Kakuzu start scolding today? This made Hidan feel extremely uncomfortable physically and mentally, and he walked behind Kakuzu while holding up his pants.

"Hey, why are you mute today? Why don't you speak?"

Kakuzu ignored Hidan's words. In his right hand, he held the pale, already dead jonin hanging behind his back, and with his left hand he groped and tapped on the wall of the toilet.

"Dong dong, dong dong, dong dong..."

As he knocked on the wall more and more times, Kakuzu's expression under the mask became more and more ugly. His brows were furrowed, his five hearts began to beat faster unconsciously, and his face became redder and redder.

"Shut up, I'm looking for the door!"

Finally, after knocking for a full minute, Jiaodu's heart was relieved and he punched directly in the face with his right hand.

"Boom~"

A hole was punched directly into the wall of the toilet, but the former gold exchange office was not visible. Only more bricks and stones were exposed.

Kakuzu threw the corpse directly to the ground and started to use force with his fists, continuing to punch the wall. Hidan, who was watching this scene, started to attack with a honey-like mouth.

"Hey~ You keep calling me God Gold, but I think you are the God Gold. Why are you punching the wall for nothing?"

"I think the left side of your brain is shit, and the right side is water. If you shake it again, your brain will become messy."

But Kakuzu seemed to be unable to hear Hidan's voice and continued to punch deliberately until he broke one side of the toilet wall.

Still no sight of the entrance to the money exchange.

Finally, Kakuzu had an epiphany.

The gold exchange place is gone... The original gold exchange place in the toilet has been welded shut and filled with bricks and stones.

Exchanging the gold for nothing is a small matter, but what about the body lying on the ground behind him? This is the body of a jonin that he spent a week to find and wanted to exchange for the 5 million taels bounty!!!

Before, Kakuzu carried the corpse with him, and even when he was resting, he would hold it while sleeping.

Is it love or responsibility?

No! That's fucking money! Five million dollars in motion!

But now, there is nothing left. Kakuzu is like a clown. He completed a task in vain, wasted a week of time, and lost five million taels...

The originally green eyes have now turned red at the bottom, and have entered the red-temperature mode.

He kicked the body of the unknown jonin directly, causing it to break the door of a private room nearby and fall into the pit of feces.

"Let's go back."

Kakuzu tried his best to control his emotions and walked towards the bathroom door, ready to leave this sad place.

But Hidan on the side was silently looking at Kakuzu's back and said something that seemed to be directed by a god or ghost.

"Now that you're here, you can't just do nothing, why don't you go to the bathroom, or else you'll be at a loss."

Kakuzu's right foot had already stepped out of the threshold, but Hidan's words made him retract his right foot that was about to step out of the door. He turned his head to look at Hidan, and after a long silence, he blurted out a word.

"you're right."

So he looked at the urinal on the right and the private room on the left, and walked into SVIP room No. 1, closed the door, and prepared to start releasing the accumulated pressure inside.

At this moment, Kakuzu had only one thought in his mind: "I'm going to fill this pit up even if I don't have any today!"

At this moment, Feiduan didn't want to endure the stench in the toilet anymore, so he came outside the door early, sat quietly on the steps, and looked at the clouds in the sky leisurely.

I could hear the earth-shaking crackling sounds from the corner of the toilet.

"My god, even pooping is so powerful? How much resentment must one have to release air from both ends with this noise?"

An hour later, Kakuzu left the bathroom with trembling legs and contentedly, and his voice sounded a little weak.

"Let's go, go back."

That day, the cleaning staff shed tears silently when they saw the first box.

What kind of person could pull out so many things? His young heart suffered a huge blow, and it took him three full days to clean up the pit.

Since then, the toilets in the ninja world have been filled with this reminder: "If you are constipated, please pray silently while squatting, and the defecation fairy will bless you."

This time, the opportunity to go to the toilet, which he had worked hard for a week, was worth five million taels. Kakuzu successfully developed the habit of squatting on the toilet. This was the interest and hobby that the five million taels cultivated in him.

It was not until he returned to the team that Kakuzu arrived at the familiar Akatsuki base. This was an extremely secluded place in the Land of Rain. The surface was barren land like other places, with continuous rain. But underneath this place, there was a huge cave more than 20 meters underground.

When Angle and Hidan arrived, many ninjas had already mentioned their presence, including the Kirigakure renegade Juuzo Biwa, the Sand Village renegade Sasori, the Iwagakure renegade Deidara, Konan, and Tendo Pain.

They all arrived at the scene, except Zetsu and Obito.

Tendo Pain stood on the rock pillar, looking at those who had received the signal from the ring and came here to gather. He used his eye technique to observe the surroundings, and after making sure that Obito and Zetsu did not appear, he was ready to begin announcing the purpose of this gathering.

"Everyone is here now. Next, let White Tiger explain the latest intelligence."

After the words were spoken, silence fell in the cave, and seeing this, Konan prepared to begin telling her and Nagato the plan and statement that they had discussed.

But at this moment, Feidan tilted his head, with a look of confusion on his face.

"Aren't all the people here yet?"

"The cute little Feifei and little Juejue haven't arrived yet."

"Shouldn't we wait until they get here?"