Tsunade, you're really drunk!

"Hashirama Diary"

Day 1: I am Hashirama Senju, and today is my first day in the Sand Village.

I was very happy about my mission to go out to Sunagakure to plant trees, because I could finally be free for some time.

When I first arrived here, the Fourth Kazekage Rasa and the Sand Village ninjas were all very polite and spoke very nicely, so I released a large-scale tree world directly towards the desert outside the Sand Village, creating more than ten acres of dense jungle.

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The next day: The food in Sunagakure was terrible. Although I couldn't taste it, it looked terrible. It felt like it was terrible. There was a roasted scorpion dish that directly broke my Impure World Reincarnation teeth.

Fortunately, the body of the reincarnated being will recover automatically. It must not be because my teeth are not hard enough, because the body of the reincarnated being is made of paper, and paper is definitely not as hard as a shell. That must be the case.

Today I built a hundred-acre forest in one go. Although the chakra of my reincarnated body will automatically recover, I still feel very tired for some reason, as if I were alive.

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Day 3: Today is another day of planting trees. During the break, I met a little red-haired guy with the word "love" tattooed on his forehead. I can feel that there is a tailed beast in his body, which should be the One-Tail.

Moreover, he has very heavy dark circles under his eyes, which shows that he has not been sleeping well. I chatted with him for a while. His mother had a difficult delivery, so it seems that he only has a father. But his father must not be a good person, as he can't even let the child sleep well. I will teach this bad father a lesson when the time comes.

This is the agreement between me and this guy named Gaara.

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Day 4: It turns out that Gaara’s father is Rasa. I tortured him with Wood Release and forced him to apologize to Gaara, otherwise I would not plant the forest.

Afterwards, Luo Sha told me: I have behaved myself and begged for forgiveness.

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Day 5: Planting trees is so tiring. For the first time, I feel that mastering Wood Release is not a good thing... I miss the fifth day of Konoha.

Day 6: Planting trees.

Day 7: Afforestation.

Day 8: Planting trees.

Day 9: Plant trees. Plant trees.

Day 10: Reforestation and afforestation.

Day 11: Plant trees, plant trees, and afforestation.

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Day 51: The Anbu guy who came with me, whose name seemed to be Xiang, told me this morning that the current afforestation mission can be completed. I have planted a circle of trees around the entire Sand Village, and the next step is to expand the oasis.

But after my strong protest, I was allowed to return to Konoha to rest for two months. I couldn't stand it anymore. This labor dispatch was simply not a job for a human being.

It is said that I earned a total of 600 million taels of mineral resources for our Konoha. It is so easy to make money.

But I don't want to make money now, I miss my wife. Although I don't know if my reincarnated body can do **, I miss Mito's kind care more. The people in the Sand Village are meaningless when they talk. No one argues with me and no one dares to offend me. It's so boring.

It’s the fifty-first day of missing my wife Mito, my brother Tobirama, my granddaughter Tsunade, I miss Konoha, and I miss that kid Chiye. But fortunately, I can go back tomorrow!

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Early in the morning, in the scorching summer desert, the sun has not yet risen completely. A man with a smile on his face, cracks all over his body, and wearing ancient red armor from the Warring States Period walked out of the narrow gap in the Sand Village. Following closely behind him was a man in a black robe and a ANBU mask on his face.

"Shodaime-sama, we can set off now. All the accounts have been settled, and the minerals worth 600 million will be delivered to Konoha in half a month."

It’s a pity that the body of the Impure World Reincarnation cannot shed tears, otherwise Hashirama would definitely be in tears now.

Hashirama and Xiang came to the high wall of the narrow gap and looked down at the huge forest that Hashirama had painstakingly created over the past fifty-one days.

No one knows how much he has paid and how long he has worked.

Fifty-one days of intensive tree planting for twelve hours every day made him more proficient and numb in the Wood Release. He decided not to use the Tree World Descent ninjutsu for the next two months!

If he uses it again, he’ll get Tree World Advent Syndrome!

Even the villagers of Sunagakure gave Hashirama a nickname - "vegetable".

What this means is that it is as if he is a plant, and he can make trees and plants grow around him at will, and he can continue to grow even in the desert.

In just a month and a half, the circle of desert outside the Sand Village was turned into land, like a miracle.

God·vegetative!

Then, right in front of the elephant, Hashirama created a wooden clone and directly carried the elephant.

"Master Hashirama, what are you going to do?"

Xiang had a vague feeling that something was not right. Although he firmly believed that the Shodaime-sama would definitely not harm him, Hashirama's behavior obviously made him feel a little confused.

Hashirama did not directly answer Xiang's question, but instead smiled mysteriously.

"Just wait, I'll show you something fun."

Then, under the incredible gaze of the elephant, Hashirama formed seals with his hands and formed two petals several meters in size out of thin air.

He used vines to pass through the two ends of the petals and tied them to the back. At the same time, he also made one for the wooden clone carrying the elephant. He had wanted to do this for a long time, but never had the chance.

"Sousahi-sama, could it be that... you want to?" Xiang's voice trembled unconsciously.

No way, it shouldn’t be…

This is too...

Then, Hashirama and the wooden clone carrying the elephant took a run-up and jumped, no, took off!!!

With his hands raised backwards, two spores appeared on his palms and began to continuously spray pollen downwards.

The petals turned into parachutes at this moment, and the spore injector in the palm continuously sprayed pollen as a power source, directly flying in the air, riding on the strong wind and rushing forward!

Witnessing Hashirama leaving Rasa and Maki from a distance, he suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.

So the former Ninja God of the Ninja World was such a ninja?

It’s really... really unexpected.

High in the sky, Hashirama was riding the wind and moving rapidly forward, his face smiling brightly, and he shouted loudly.

"Konoha! Wait for me to come back! Hahahaha!"

"It's so cool, I'm a vegetable! Ascend to the sky! Take off!!!"

The elephants kept wailing.

“Aa ...

"Master Hashirama, please slow down. I can't bear it."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck me!!!"

"It's flying too high. I'm afraid of heights! Lower, lower!!!"

"Don't pick your nose! Hold on to me, Master Hashirama!"

"Fuck %￥@#￥!￥..."

On this day, the caravans passing through the desert, the indigenous people, and the citizens of the Fire Nation could hear strange screams full of fear and the laughter of a simple man from the sky from time to time.

Looking up, I could only see two small black dots.

From then on, a legend continued to circulate in the Fire Kingdom and the Wind Kingdom: there were giant man-eating birds in the sky that could emit strange human voices and laughter, and they would catch and eat disobedient children.

This later became a joke used to trick children in the Land of Fire and the Land of Wind...

In just one day, Hashirama and Xiang arrived back in Konoha.

Hashirama and Xiang landed a few kilometers outside of Konoha Village and returned to the ground. At this moment, Xiang was foaming at the mouth under the mask, his eyes were white, he lost consciousness, and his body was twitching constantly.

Hashirama had no choice but to let the wooden clone continue carrying the elephant forward. Under the strange gazes of the crowd, he passed the guard and quickly rushed to the Hokage's office.

Tsunade looked at her grandfather Hashirama in front of her and the elephant carried by the wooden clone, and the corners of her mouth twitched constantly.

"Grandpa, what did you do to the elephant?"

Hashirama put his right hand behind his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Hahaha, the normal way back is too slow, so I used some special methods. Maybe his physical fitness is not very good. It seems that he needs more training."

"The first phase of the tree planting commission in Sunagakure has been completed. I'm coming back to rest for two months."

"Just ask Xiang about the settlement of the mission reward. I'm going back first. I miss your grandma~"

After saying that, he slipped out of the window and ran towards the Thousand Hands tribe's territory.

Jingyin looked helplessly at the window sill that had been stepped on by countless people and shook her head.

"Ah, why don't you all like to go through the front door..."

After saying that, he came to Xiang's side and simply healed him with medical ninjutsu. Xiang then came back to his senses and regained consciousness, but the dizziness in his brain had not completely disappeared.

"Xiang, how did my grandfather bring you back? How did you end up like this?"

So, Xiang recounted the process of his persecution, which made Tsunade laugh so hard that even Shizune covered her mouth for fear of laughing out loud.

And Tuntun, the little pig, was laughing so hard that his limbs and trotters were facing the sky: "Hum~! Hum~ Hum~!"

It took a while for Tsunade to calm down and regain her composure.

"Okay, take out the scroll and see how much resources Grandpa has earned for our Konoha in the past two months."

Xiang handed the scroll to Tsunade, who opened it directly.

It densely records the scope of afforestation completed by Hashirama every day and the resource share settled on that day, a total of 600 million taels of minerals, and it is calculated based on the cost price, not the commodity price!

So many minerals are enough for the entire Konoha to consume for the next five years.

Then, Xiang was given a two-month vacation. After all, he had followed his grandfather on a mission and suffered such a crime in the end. This should be considered as compensation...

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In the Senju clan's territory, Hashirama arrived home and found that Mito was not in the living room. He then activated his chakra perception and discovered that Mito was in the medical room in the basement with Sakura, guiding each other in their training.

He happily rushed downstairs and opened the door of the medical room.

"Sakura, the key to the technique of extracting chakra is the control of the chakra form and the changes in details..."

"Bang!" Hashirama pushed the door open with a clang and looked at Mito.

"Mito, I'm back~"

Mito felt himself getting furious when his instruction was interrupted.

"Get out! Can't you see I'm teaching Sakura!"

"Okay~"

Hearing this long-lost scolding, Hashirama lay down on the sofa in the living room contentedly.

"It's still my own village. It's comfortable to stay at home~"

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