Tsunade, you're really drunk!

Not long after, Orochimaru had prepared all the prerequisites for performing the Impure World Reincarnation.

A half-dead White Zetsu, missing arms and legs, and Uzumaki Mito's cells are all in place.

As for why it was the White Zetsu with missing limbs, it was because among those who could be captured from the battlefield that day, only four had relatively intact bodies, the others were disabled White Zetsu. However, this has no impact on the Impure World Reincarnation, as long as they are alive, it will be fine.

"Spiritual Summoning Technique: Impure World Reincarnation Technique!"

About ten seconds later, a woman with a pair of buns, a crown-like ornament on her head, a purple diamond mark on her forehead, talisman-like decorations hanging on her two buns, and wearing a white kimono appeared in front of everyone.

Hashirama looked at his young wife and silently gave Orochimaru a thumbs up in his heart. It was really amazing that the person he summoned was his young wife~ Hehe~

Mito slowly opened his eyes and saw the people in front of him.

"Ah then him, Tobirama, and... Tsunade, Orochimaru."

She naturally knew her husband and brother-in-law. As for Tsunade and Orochimaru, their appearance had not changed much, although Orochimaru looked so much more "handsome" for some reason.

As for the last one, he looks a bit like Madara, but the chakra on his body is completely different from Madara's, and the temperament he exudes is also completely different. The only thing that can be sensed is that he must be from the Uchiha clan.

Qianye introduced himself again in front of this elder.

"Grandma Mito, just call me Chiye. I'm Tsunade's lover."

After Qianye said this, Mito looked at Tsunade with a puzzled look on her face. This matter immediately became the thing that she was most curious about.

However, I need to find time to talk to Tsunade alone about this matter later.

"Tobirama, I knew that sooner or later, we old guys would be called back to the ninja world by you, the Impure World Reincarnation."

"Now, even you have been reincarnated."

"Tell me, what danger is the village in?"

Just as Hashirama was about to speak, Tobirama started from 0 frame and forcibly interrupted Hashirama's spell casting.

"Sister-in-law, there's nothing else to say. I just hope you can help the village redesign a barrier and consolidate it."

"There's been some trouble, but my brother and I will handle it. I'll leave the safety of the village in your hands."

When Hashirama, who was standing next to him, heard Tobirama say this, he finally let go of the worry that had been hanging in his stomach.

As expected, he is my real brother and will still give face to me as the eldest brother. You really are such a person with a sharp tongue but a soft heart, Tobirama, you are really not frank.

Mito nodded, but when she looked at Hashirama's expression, she felt something was wrong, and there must be something he hadn't said.

After all, the two had been together before the establishment of Konoha. After decades of living as an old couple, Mito already knew Hashirama, the simple-minded man, very well, not to mention that she also had the ability of Kagura's mind's eye to perceive people's emotions.

At this moment, Hashirama was in a "lucky escape" mood.

Then, Mito could also feel Tobirama's "joy, happiness, happiness, and joy", Tsunade's "difficulty, ups and downs, and anxiety", and... Qianye's "quarrel! Quarrel! I want to see blood flowing like a river!!!"

Mito looked at Qianye with a little surprise. This young man... why is he in such a good mood?

At this moment, Tobirama suddenly looked embarrassed and began to complain to Mito.

"Sister-in-law, you know that I have devoted my entire life to the village, even my life... (a thousand words omitted here)"

Mito listened to Tobirama's constant complaints with an embarrassed look on his face, while at the same time feeling Tobirama's heart full of joy that was about to explode, and finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore.

"What the hell are you talking about? Hurry up! Why are you talking so long-winded? Don't you think I don't know how you feel right now?"

Tobirama's face immediately lit up with joy. Finally, he succeeded in making his sister-in-law angry, and then he pointed directly at Hashirama who was standing beside him.

"Sister-in-law, my brother used to ask Tsunade to come to me every day to ask for money to buy food. I always thought that you abused Tsunade and didn't let her have enough to eat."

"But who knew that Big Brother's purpose was to take the money and take little Tsunade to the casino!"

"This is why Tsunade got into gambling!"

At this moment, Mito resolutely closed his Kagura Heart Eye, and an aura of "terrifying" emanated from his whole body, but this terror was only directed at two people, Hashirama and Tsunade.

"Tobirama, Chiye, Orochimaru, the rest of you, please go out for a while. I have some family matters to take care of."

Tsunade pretended to know nothing and followed Qianye, trying to take the opportunity to slip away.

"Snapped!"

Mito clapped his hand directly on Tsunade's shoulder, and his whole body began to tremble continuously. He looked at Qianye and Tobirama with pleading eyes.

[Save me~]

Qianye showed a helpless expression, while Tobirama gave him a thumbs up.

[Don't worry, sister-in-law won't do anything to you]

The three of them were outside the secret room at this moment, and then such voices and conversations were heard from the secret room.

"Senju Hashirama! You've become smart, huh? You can't get money from me to go to the casino, so you've taught Tsunade to be bad since she was a child!?"

"Why, you're not good enough at gambling, are you going to let your granddaughter get infected with this habit too!?"

"Give me a sigh!"

"Bang~"

"touch~"

The sound of two knees hitting the ground was heard, and Tobirama tried hard not to laugh out loud.

"I didn't ask you to kneel, so stand up."

Tsunade and Hashirama both stood up at the same time.

Mito suddenly felt even angrier and pointed directly at Hashirama.

"Senju Hashirama, why are you standing up? I'm talking to you, kneel down!"

"bump!"

Finally, Tobirama outside the door released a soundproof barrier, covering himself, Chiye and Orochimaru.

Tobirama just kept pounding the wall next to him.

"Hahahaha~ I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. I knew that the sister-in-law would have a way to deal with the brother."

"Sure enough, Big Brother still has that tracheitis look."

Qianye suddenly understood at this moment that there was a reason why Tsunade and Kushina had such personalities and tempers.

I learned this from Mito...

Fortunately, my family status is different from Hashirama's. After all, he is a pervert. If I am undecided, I can just force him to persuade me.

Finally, more than half an hour later, Hashirama walked out with his head lowered, not looking like the God of Ninja at all.

Tobirama, who was standing by, simply put his arm around Hashirama's shoulders.

"Brother, you know this is not my intention, but I think it's not good to deceive my sister-in-law."

"If you keep hiding it, it will be exposed sooner or later. I'm afraid you'll be under a lot of psychological pressure. You know what I'm doing, brother? This is all for your own good~"

Hashirama was so moved that he raised his head, hugged Tobirama and spoke with a trembling voice.

"Wow, wow, wow~ My dear brother, did big brother misunderstand you, or do you know how to care about big brother?"

"Indeed, I feel much better after being scolded by your sister-in-law."

Qianye looked at this perfect match and silently gave Tobirama a thumbs up.

You two are really good brothers...

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ps: Do you like the style of what I wrote today? If you like it, I can write more of this kind of crazy, funny and joyful articles.

I really want to be in the top 500 of the gift list~ (twitching, foaming at the mouth, crawling in the dark, screaming, twisting)