Tsunade, you're really drunk!

Chapter 104: Meeting old friends, our brains are collectively overloaded!

At night, at the gate of Konoha Village.

Itachi slowly entered the village with a beautiful long-haired woman wearing a dark purple kimono.

Gang Zitie and Shen Yue Zu Yun looked at the backs of Itachi and the beautiful woman, their eyes full of envy, and whispered.

"My friend, did you say that Uchiha Itachi went out on a mission and brought back a wife?"

Gang Zitie looked at the woman from behind and nodded.

"It is very likely that she is. She looks like the eldest daughter of a noble family in the Land of Fire."

"This Uchiha Itachi is really lucky..."

"Hey, that's normal. Which girl doesn't want to marry an Uchiha man nowadays? It's as if you don't want to marry an Uchiha girl."

The two of them whispered quietly, unaware that all of this was heard by Itachi and the beautiful woman.

Itachi's brows were locked, his face full of discomfort, but he still pretended to be calm.

Hold on, this is Qianye's mission, everything is for the family and the village, I must hold on.

The beautiful woman turned her head to look at Itachi's profile, with charm and enchantment entwined between her eyebrows. She looked at Itachi lovingly, as gentle as autumn water, but with teasing in her eyes.

That flawless face seemed slightly moved, with a small and straight nose, a soft and soft pink mouth, and a slender, pink tongue that poked out and explored the edge of the mouth.

"Itachi-kun, what's wrong? Don't you like me like this?"

Itachi looked at the beautiful woman in front of him. On normal days, he would definitely think she was very beautiful.

But! This is Orochimaru!

Originally, when they were about to arrive at the village, he was asked to disguise himself by Orochimaru, but he did not expect that Orochimaru would directly tear off the mask on his face.

The original appearance of this body was revealed, and the original owner was actually a female!

Good man, you really haven’t been a human being for the whole time, have you?

So, with Itachi's horrified look, Orochimaru immediately changed his clothes, took Itachi's arm, and walked into the village.

"You can just go into the village. There's no need to disguise yourself like this."

Itachi's forehead formed a well-shaped pattern. He suppressed the discomfort in his heart and began to complain to Orochimaru in a low voice.

Orochimaru glanced at Itachi, and at that moment he was full of charm, like a truly shy and angry girl.

But the sound became what it was originally.

"Itachi-kun, I don't want to either, but from the way you look at me, you seem to like this gesture. Let's consider it as a reward for helping me earlier."

At this moment, Itachi only felt that his brain was fried by Qiang, and his eyes were also dirty.

Finally, staring at the villagers, Itachi finally brought Orochimaru to the Uchiha clan territory, and then went straight to Chiye's home.

Inside the house, Qianye and Tsunade were drinking to celebrate, and Shizune kept pouring wine for them, taking the time to put a few chopsticks of food into her mouth to satisfy her taste buds.

"Boom boom boom!"

An impatient knock on the door interrupted Qianye and Tsunade's actions.

Tsunade walked straight to the door with an unhappy look on her face, pulled it open, and started complaining before she could even see who the other person was.

"Who are you? You come to disturb me drinking so late at night. Don't you know that I just became Hokage today? "

"I'm sick!"

The moment he opened the door, the beautiful woman in front of him and Itachi beside him appeared in front of him.

Tsunade's brows immediately raised.

This woman is good-looking, but... why does she look so familiar? Have I seen her somewhere before?

Orochimaru was even more confused.

Why was Tsunade in the home of the Uchiha deputy clan leader? She glanced at the table behind him.

It looked like Tsunade was drinking with Chiya, with Shizune accompanying them.

Orochimaru suddenly understood something and began to silently mourn for Jiraiya in his heart.

Poor Jiraiya...

Qianye looked towards the door and saw it was Itachi.

That one next to her... the big snake... the big snake princess???

That’s right, Qianye is the one whose CPU burns the most.

Under the influence of alcohol, Qianye's brain began to think rapidly, and steam came out from his crown.

Jingyin, who was standing by, looked at it with a look of surprise on her face. She pointed at Qianye's head and started stammering.

This... this is... steam? How can steam from a kettle appear on a person's forehead? ? ?

Obviously, Jingyin thought she was drunk, so she turned around and walked into her room, lying on the bed, muttering a few words.

"I must have drunk too much. I'd better go to bed quickly, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight."

In the living room, Qianye took the lead in breaking the deadlock.

"Itachi, bring Orochimaru in."

Itachi nodded, and Orochimaru followed Itachi's steps and sat on the chair beside the table.

Tsunade was still standing at the door, and it took her a while to react, thinking it was a matter of course.

It turned out to be Orochimaru, I wondered who it was...

Damn? Orochimaru?

Tsunade finally reacted. She slammed the table and pointed at Orochimaru's face with disbelief. She began to ask Qianye questions from the bottom of her heart.

"Is this Orochimaru? Isn't this a woman?"

That's right, Tsunade even used chakra to sense the other party's body structure. It was indeed a woman's body. There was no younger brother, only a younger sister. Although the weapon was not as powerful as hers, it was also there!

How could this be Orochimaru!

Qianye covered his forehead with his hands, while Itachi simply lowered his head and chose not to speak.

Faced with the silence of the three people, Tsunade had a terrible idea in her head.

He turned his index finger and pointed it at Uchiha Itachi, and began to question him.

"Tell me! Are you the one messing around out there? Her name also happens to be Orochimaru."

"Oh!"

Itachi slammed his forehead on the table, indicating that he didn't want to answer Tsunade's question. He now felt that he didn't belong to this world.

Must! Give Qianye a raise!

Orochimaru, who was sitting opposite Tsunade, finally took action. He stood up, undressed, and stroked his face with his right hand again.

She directly transformed from Princess Orochimaru into Orochimaru, looking at Tsunade with a smile on her face and a complicated look in her eyes, as if she was recalling memories of the past.

"Tsunade, long time no see."

"It's true that my body is a woman's, but I am indeed Orochimaru."

"You should be able to recognize my chakra."

The deep and hoarse voice forced Tsunade to accept reality.

The chakra perception was correct. Except for the body, everything else looked familiar.

But...why did it become a woman's body???

Tsunade racked her brains but couldn't figure it out.

After all, Orochimaru's escape and rebellion happened many years after she left the village. She was actually not aware of Orochimaru's pursuit of immortality, let alone the experiments that took place behind the scenes.

Suddenly, a ridiculous idea came into Tsunade's head, and she pointed her hands directly at Itachi and Orochimaru, with shock and disbelief on her face.

"Could it be! You two are in love!????"

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